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who's on your to-do list?
a meme for talking about all the people you wish you could bang...

Who does your character want to get it in with? We're talking celebrity crushes, fictional characters, the Yellow Power Ranger, people that are way out of their league, office mates who don't even know they exist, exes who they can't stop thinking about, the weather lady on Channel 4, hot people who've they've only had in dreams, people that they'd LOVE to have in reality if they could... Well? List 'em!

how to play

1. Create a top-level with a list of your character's current Bangable Bucket List™ — a list of people they'd tap if they could! For a softer option, maybe this could be a list of people to kiss, or just a list of people they'd like to meet one day. And for the more stubborn characters, let's say some forced honesty is in place here. Blank top-levels will be deleted!

2. Tag around and judge each other's lists. Britney Spears is a good choice, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is dating yourself a bit.
Plus, there's always the off chance that your character will see themselves on someone else's list! How exciting!

3. Bonus bragging rights for those who've tackled someone on your list and has stories to tell about it (but not THAT many bonus points, because it's rude to kiss and tell!)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ Though it's far from exhaustive, the following list is neatly checked off:

[X] Katakura Kojuro
[X] Saica Magoichi
[X] Chosokabe Motochika

And at the bottom, circled and underlined multiple times:

[ ] SANADA YUKIMURA

There are a few hastily scribbled out seduction strategies and similar notes surrounding it. Have you ever just been so horny for somebody SO FUCKING STUPID... ]

[ he is furiously trying to drink himself unconscious. if someone can tell him who he has to kill to make this end, that would be swell.

on a sign somehow magically attached to his person:

✔ every one of his crew mates minus the kid

much lower and smaller, almost as if trying to hide from the magic itself:

✔ face planting ginger haired assassins
✔ dracule mihawk
✔ clark kent
✔ psycho baroque works arm lady ]

[Gaze upon the ultimate Bisexual Disaster(TM) list?

Max Caulfield
~~Nathan Prescott~~ ~~Nathan Prescott~~ NATHAN PRESCOTT
Leon Kennedy
Ada Wong
Fox Mulder
Dana Scully
Dale Cooper
Bella Swan
Edward Cullen
Jacob Black
...

The list goes on. He's a teenager, what do you expect? Just ignore the one scribbled out multiple times in a failed attempt to take it off this Magical Involuntary List.]

[For her list of people she wants to bang?

It's just one name:

Cody Travers

Anyone else, well... She probably has already boffed, or hasn't met them yet.]

[Her list is... if you know, you know.

Nothing There The Funeral of the Dead Butterflies Dream of a Black Swan Spider Bud Alriune Porccubus if I'm already going to die anyway]

"If you're going to die anyway"?

[ Does that sound any better with context??? ]

So, Porccubus' thing in a non-sexual situation is giving you so much pleasure that your head literally explodes.

[She's seen it, it's kind of gross actually.]

The sex would be unbelievable but would absolutely, guaranteed kill me.

...

[ Fine. Whatever. Sometimes life is accepting that other people have had way weirder experiences than you. ]

I mean, do you know that? What if its psychic brain orgasm game is great but it has no idea what to do with meat bits?

I alphabetized

Date Masamune | Sengoku Basara

roronoa zoro | one piece

Warren Graham | Life is Strange

Poison | Final Fight/Street Fighter | OTA 18+

Evangeline | Original (Lobotomy Corporation) | OTA

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uh. decapitation warning??

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