sexting tuesday

[meeem]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

jason todd | dc comics | m/f

[abloodybird]

(1) you know, you don't have to steal something to get my attention, you can just text me a "you up" or something

(2) i've decided that i'm going to cut back to only smoking on days where i have bad or no sex
so really, you'll be doing my long-term health a favor

(3) there are not words to describe how much those tights are driving me crazy right now, i'm going to rip a hole in them for you later

(4) oh, trust me, if you feel like going with a new costume, i want to see it
and i'm happy to rate it on a scale of how much i want to see it on my bedroom floor

(5) [ or text him yourself, he is... often in a Way. ]

robert robertson III | dispatch | ota

[mechamanager]

(1) So, feeling pretty good about our cleavage today, are we?

(2) Please tell me that the calendar invite I have for "Robert Robertson IV" is because you got, like, a dog.
Because if this is how you're telling me you are or want to get pregnant, I need a drink.

(3) I'm open, but my body hurts, so you're going to just have to come here and ride me. I can't do all the work this time.

(4) It's really a good thing I'm not a jealous person, because your Instagram is looking quite colorful today.

(5) [ or you can bring a wild card/misfire/etc. for this poor overworked disaster of a man. ota, cross canon approved, and i don't bite. ]

[akisazame]

[Guy assumes his text went to the right person - unfortunate for him!]

After you said it was my best feature? Are you really surprised?
I expected a warmer reception, I won't lie.

Bruce Wayne | dc comics

[knightrise]

(1) I cannot stress stridently enough how much this phone number should never be used to send selfies, in any state of dress or undress.

(2) You know, it's times like this where I have to be grateful that no one else would even want to call me "Daddy."

(3) Well, I suppose as long as you don't mind me trying to get in a few reps while we're occupied, you're welcome to climb on top of me.
I'm good at multi-tasking.

(4) [ or you can bring a wild card/misfire/etc. ]

kaname date | aitsf series

[gumai]

( ota 25+. character info. misfires welcome! )

sunday | honkai: star rail

[xipes]

( ota. current with 4.1! misfires welcome! )

akihiko sanada | persona 3 reload

[mazios]

( ota. misfires welcome! shaky voice so bear with me! )

grace ashcroft | resident evil requiem

[unequipped]

maki zen'in - jjk - f/f

[zendestroyer]

frank castle | marvel

[castle]

( m/f preferred for serious, m/m only for matt, ota for misfires or sillies )

[imperatour]

Don't move, I'm calibrating my scope.

Your ass looks great today btw.

[ Are there other things she should be sighting with her rifle scope? No. This is the most important. ]

sanji | one piece live action

[mouton]

donna troy | titans | ota

[moregood]

[dealwiththe]

I believe you left something in my penthouse this morning. Shall I hold onto it for you?

aqua hoshino ☆ oshi no ko ☆ ota

[aquavengia]

Barbie | The Barbie Movie | ota

[flatfeet]

vash the stampede ( trigun stampgaze )

[wanteds]

( ota. )

Bruce Wayne | DC

[theknightshift]

[ Batfam is fine. No Damians please. Otherwise ota 21+. Misfires and crosscanon welcomed. ]

"Mr. 0" Sir Crocodile | opla | ota

[bananawani]

nancy drew | nancy drew | ota

[chasedshadows]

lena luthor | supergirl | ota

[belonged]

rex sloan (rex splode) | invincible | m/f

[rexploded]

adam stanheight — saw

[solids]

octavia blake | the 100 | ota

[alreadystrong]

layla ‘reira’ serizawa — nana

[dilettante]

soldier boy ○ the boys ○ m/f

[radiationtoxicity]

miguel o'hara ¤ across the spider-verse

[2099th]

barbarella — 1968 film

[barbarella]