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A MEME FOR THE SIZE QUEENS

aka a meme about how size can matter

There are plenty of memes about breasts, breast kink, and things like breast expansion. Now, the shoe's on the other foot, because sometimes, size does matter. Bigger can definitely be better. Let's cut to the chase: we're talking about big dicks. With prompts for both penis-holders and their partners, this meme is for those who like to go big or go home. Whether naturally well-hung, accidentally growing, or inhumanly...well, you know, there's a scene in the making here for everyone, from consensual to non-consensual to hot and unbelievably sexy to silly to just plain over the top.

How to Play
Comment with your character, your preferences, and a bit about what you want here, whether your character has the dick or you're cruising for dick'd partners. You want on the bigger size of normal? Giant? Non-human? Sluttification? What about the scene? What other kinks do you want to involve - dirty talk or talk about/emphasizing size (ie big cock fetish), rough sex, fluff, etc etc.
Reply to others.
RNG or not.

Size
Big: Nothing to turn a nose up to here, you're on the large size. That's putting it mildly.
Bigger: ...even the most experienced have probably never seen someone like you.
Biggest: Ridiculously oversized to the gi-fucking-gantic.

Packing
1. Natural: Baby, you were born this way. Your size is au naturale.
2. Accidental: Through magic or through science, you're getting big for your breeches.
3. Purposeful: Those spam emails about growing your penis totally worked.
4. Inhuman: You're not human, so neither is your cock. That can mean differences in size and in shape.
5. Futa: The obligatory futa option. 'Nuff said.
6. Boner: You can't help your arousal, nor can you hide it due to your size.
7. Secretly Cocky: No one would peg you for someone with a big dick, but you don't have to compensate. When all is revealed, you have a natural charisma.
8. Shy: Most would kill to be like you. On the other hand, you don't want to freak out any potential partners.
9. Inexperienced: Size isn't everything. You need to be taught how to use it.
10. TOO Big: Actually, penetration is out of the question because your partner is too small. Lucky for you, there's more than one way to approach sex.
11. Excess Cum: A big load's only natural from someone built like you. Still, "big" may be a pale word...
12. The Perfect Match: No one felt perfect for your cock until you met this person.
13. Growing: You're still growing - down there.
14. Prep: Sex comes with lots of extra steps for you, as you have to make sure your partner's ready.
15. Curious: Honestly, you're eager to know if your partner can take you.

Partner
16. First Time: This is your first time with this person and...wow. Wow. This is new.
17. Inexperienced: Isn't everyone this big? You don't know, you've never seen any dick except for this one.
18. Surprised: You had no idea about your partner's size and you're shocked.
19. Used to It: After being together for a while, you don't see their differences, you just see them.
20. Ruined: Intentionally or unintentionally, they've made it so no one else can please you ever again.
21. Best You Ever Had: Ah, this is incredible! You've never felt like this before.
22. Teasing: They're big, all right, but you still have all the power.
23. Intimidated: C-can you really fit that inside?
24. Ready to Impress: You can take them, and you'll show them just what you're made of.
25. Made for You: Speaking of being made, no one has ever brought you to orgasm before you met this person.
26. Hurts so Good: There's pain but it's mixed with so much pleasure.
27. Oral: Don't try to deep throat; you won't get very far.
28. Paizuri: AKA titfucking. Put the girls to work.
29. Feeling Tiny: Under them, you feel so small and that turns you on.
30. Inadequate: For the slash crowd, one party has a much, much, MUCH smaller penis. No hard feelings here, right?
31. No Big Deal: Eh, it's not THAT different.
32. Out of Your Mind: You're all well and fucked out like a hentai stereotype. Basically, dick was too bomb.

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[Looking for dick here. Big to biggest she's down for it. Expect lots of praise and dirty talk. In the partner section. Not interested in 16,17, or 18. Otherwise hmu. Check out my kinks in my journal]

[[Hey boo! Long time no see, hope you’re doing well! Any particular items here you’re interested in?]]

[Hello darling~ I've been doing alright! I hope you've been doing well~ Hm for you I would have to say a mix of 21/24/25/and 32. Maybe some sort of reunion situation? Life took them seperate ways and they've crossed paths again kinda deal?]

[[You flatter me! Those all sound lovely, and I’m thinking maybe some body worship for Decembra while she’s working it. Love the idea of them meeting again by chance after years apart and immediately being on fire for each other. Any beats you want for an opener?]]

[Please worship her body, it's her fav haha. As for the opener you can just surprise me and I'll go along with it~ Always happy to thread with ya!]

[[Lowkey turned into a public exhibition setting but feel free to do with that whatever you like!]]

Time and distance had filled life with other things, other people, until memories had to suffice. Memories that never had to plush warmth of a real hand, memories that frayed at the edges and wore thin at the best moments. He couldn’t remember just what she said the day before they split, but the blue of an early morning still made him turn in bed and ache.

So when he saw her again, the same sky blue hair piled over warm brown cheeks, Luka had to keep from calling out. Covering his mouth with a gloved hand, he barely kept a note of pain down. Finding her just ahead of him on a busy street, it had to be a dream.

He blinked and she was there, though further away. The distance was like a knife in his gut and Luka hurried after her, his greatcoat flagging open behind him.

“Decembra.” He says her name, reaching out to put a glove on her shoulder. Before she turns he can feel the soft roundness of her under her coat and a fire burns at the base of his spine. In a rush he realizes he needs her now, this very second, and he’ll go mad waiting.

[ooc:Hey if they get it in the middle of the street, that's there perogative lol]]

Decembra had been almost a ghost through the past few years. Shifting through routines and life with no colour or meaning to it. She thought of him often, in the dark of night, or over a warm, comforting cup of coffee. She couldn't tell you how long it had been; time for creatures like them moved differently, but she senses him before he speaks.

The sound of his voice puts air back into her lungs, and she turns to him with blue eyes filled with disbelief. "Luka?" Her voice is uncertain, and she reaches out to place a hand on his chest, as if to feel that he was truly there.

"You...I-" she didn't have words, a tightness in her throat, and tears stung her eyes. The bustling of the crowd around them didn't matter, faded at the sight of him. Her hands moved to bunch into his coat, using it to draw his face down to hers. She moved instinctively, a tight, desperate hunger in her chest.

She kissed him because there weren't enough words to tell him everything she had to say. How much she missed him, how much she needed him. She pressed everything she felt into that kiss, her body pushing up against his.

His jaw drops at the sight of those shining blue eyes. A gasp lisps out of him, his face lined with relief as he stares down at her. Words pile up in his throat, poems and vows and hellos tumbling together faster than he can manage. And then she’s kissing him, her lips warm and plump with a thin chill just as they meet his. Then the heat of her body, like a roaring fire on a winter night, is all he can feel.

He sighs and melts into the kiss, muttering something insensible as he presses back against her. One hand winds through her hair, the other groping at her body. They say far more than he can, collecting as much of her as he can hold and holding tight. His tongue parts her lips, tasting slowly even as his big frame shakes with the effort it takes to stay upright.

He feels the fire in him burning higher and higher, and draws back from the kiss with a harsh sigh.

“Decembra,” he pants, one hand on her cheek and the other gripping her hip. She can see the spell he’s under, how her big upright gentleman has been reduced to a wild eyed stooped beast desperate for her. He takes her arm and pulls them off the main street, into a tight alleyway. “Come—- Come on—-“

“I can’t—-“ He pushes her against the bricks, blocking out the rest of the world. His hands grab through her coat, kneading her breasts with the heels of his hands, thumbs swishing over the nipples clumsily. “I can’t help it—- I’ll die if I can’t have you, Decembra—-“

As he presses closer, firm muscle meeting her hips so she can feel his big legs trembling, his cock is half-hard and straining for her touch.

[[Guy’s a seven foot tall musclebound Adonis, what else do I have to say?]]

(feeling 1, 11, 14 and 15. I figure Jack is packing, but happy to have a more well endowed lover)

(ooc; happy to do an 11+14 combo!)

((perfect! Happy to start us you're okay with them already warming up in bed?))

(ooc; absolutely fine with that :0D)

[It had been a great weekend visiting. Every night ended with them tumbling into bed, clothes scattered across her little apartment and Jack couldn't be happier. Her skin was warm and soft against his. Jack loves tasting her and touching her.

He learned ages ago that most women needed a little extra preparation before sex. Sometimes big is good, sometimes it requires a little more work which he was happy to deliver on. There were towels beneath them both already so they were set.

Jack's head is buried between her thighs, lips and tongue working her warm and wet and ready. So ready. He was aching to bury himself in Gwen's body, but it was all about making sure she was ready for him.]

(While these weekends never last as long as Gwen would like, she knows she'll never complain about any time spent with Jack. Going out, staying in, doesn't matter as long as it's together. And while it's decidedly not the most important aspect of their relationship, reacquainting themselves intimately is undoubtedly one of the most enjoyable parts.

Especially because he's so thorough - every single time - when it comes to ensuring that she's completely ready for the main event. For as much as she'd love spur of the moment need you now sorts of quickies, it's just not feasible yet. Preparation is key.

He's so good at it, too, if how quickly her thighs begin to shake as he tastes and teases her with his talented mouth is any indication. She's shameless in the way she gasps and moans, isn't the least bit shy to card her finger through his hair and tug when he hits a particular sensitive spot and she can feel herself getting wetter.

It probably doesn't need to be said, but Gwen wants Jack to know anyway - )

I love your mouth.

[It's the care and the preparation that Jack loves. Making sure that his partner is ready and the experience is good for them both. He hums against her, enjoying the feel of her fingers in his hair. A kiss to her left thigh and then her right before he raises up.]

Ready? [He is. God he is so ready, but consent is important.]

[Basic gist: Largely faction-neutral Orion mercenary in her mid-thirties, can be adapted into most any Star Trek timeline point for ease of RP, flirty, easy to get along with, but extremely observant. Pilot, mercenary, ship captain. Also comes in various Starfleet AU flavors as desired. Kink List.

At 5'3" (160.02cm) in flats, Delia's the shorter/smaller partner, despite her curvy build.]