Tinder

[quickied]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

Matt Murdock | MCU | OTA

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Matthew Murdock (40) I’m a lawyer. Of course I can get you off.

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[veryfond]

You're lucky you're attractive enough to pull off that line.

stelle (hsr)

[stellaroned]

STELLE (20) come with me take the journey~ big fan of video games, trash, and my baseball bat

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[wingdoovers]

I've always wanted to date an athlete

Delia Battista ✨ Star Trek OC ✨OTA, 21+

[attackpatternbattista]

DELIA BATTISTA (36) Freelance mercenary captain for hire. Always looking for people who can keep up!

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Decembra Frost| OC || OTA

[wynterssolitude]

Decembra Frost (1235 35) Here for a long time, always looking for a good time. Works in politics, makes custom ice-cream in spare time. Is a brat. Does this dress make my ass look fat?

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Guinevere Beck | You

[beckish]

GUENIVERE BECK (28) I keep starting things and getting nowhere. Maybe I need better motivation.

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phyre | bloodlines 2 | ota

[nomadicflame]

Phyre (25) I'm writing this for Phyre because he wouldn't, and someone has to make him legible. He's thoughtful, intense, and actually listens, just don't expect small talk or performance. If that sounds like work, it probably is. - Tolly

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[wasisweetonce]

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I'm not much for small talk myself.

jen walters | she-hulk | ota.

[greenup]

JEN WALTERS (37) Mean, green, and straight poured into these jeans. Looking for a partner with a sturdy back and a king-size bed (jk jk jk).

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[furrtive]

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Green is an interesting description, and one that piques my curiosity.

[wasisweetonce]

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You remind me of a friend of mine. But green.

[changeyourself]

Just call me a 1%er the way I am hopelessly craving more green than I know what to do with.

leon s(wipe right) kennedy | resident evil (requiem)

[outbreaker]

Leon Kennedy (49) swipe right if you need a bad joke. i have a punch.

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[dawn_is_breaking]

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Let's hear this bad joke then.

Millions Knives / Nai | Trigun StampGaze (AU) | OTA (voicetesting)

[lonely_cocoon]

KNIVES MILLIONS (150+) Uptight older twin who could really use a friend!! Just watch out - the danger's in the name. His twin calls him Nai.

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[Someone else definitely set this up...]

[decembri]

Dr Dennis Whitaker | The Pitt | OTA

[justahuckleberry]

[ There's a high likelihood Santos put this up, responses may vary. ]

Huckleberry (24) Doctor by day, farmhand by night. Come teach this cowboy some new tricks. (M seeking M)

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[wasisweetonce]

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You look younger than your stated age.

elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[veryfond]

elia (34) Fill in the blank: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you ______, get on a dating app.

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Elijah Moreau | OC | OTA

[furrtive]

Elijah Moreau (34) Bayou brat with a very nice fur coat who travels across states for work. Ooh-rah. Please don't wear silver on dates. Especially near sensitive areas. No gender preference. Can't be a dick. Can have one, but don't be one.

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[havenomercy]

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Where in the bayou?

Dr. Rowan O'Cleary | OC | OTA

[medicalling]

Rowan O'Cleary (30-40?) Hot doctor looking for hot doctor fun. Talks like he popped off a cereal box with a shamrock. Has a great butt. Nimble fingers. Great at orating. Can't cook, so please feed him.

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[Definitely put in by a well-meaning nurse/colleague.]

Listen its an odd hour and he's bored...

[qtipwrangler]

Which one is you?

Also you may wanna specify what 'hot doctor fun' is cause that's such a wide variety...

Igarak [Dark Urge] // Baldur's Gate 3 // OTA

[wasisweetonce]

Igarak (Assumed 30s) I cannot promise stability, but I will keep you alive.

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Molly Hooper || BBC Sherlock | OTA

[wealldosillythings]

Molly Hooper (38) Quiet but a riot. Girl that tries too hard. Doctor and pathologist. Body count higher than yours.

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Vincent Alex | Days of our lives OC

[lafenice]

Vincent Alex (35) Manager, traveller, big cook. Viva l'Italia

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Kara Danvers | Supergirl (DCTV) | M/F

[wapow]

KARA DANVERS (26) Reporter for CatCo Worldwide Media magazine. I've been told I'm pretty super.

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Clark Kent「Superman」 | DCU

[doingimportantstuff]

CLARK KENT (30) Off the record, I think you're pretty cute.

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Rhys Collins | OC

[qtipwrangler]

Rhys Collins (24) Just the same old story of a workaholic single dad trying to get back out there. Very good at leading seated jazzercise, if you're into that sorta thing. Sometimes texts at weird hours, so sorry in advance for anyone who doesn't keep their phone on silent like an animal.

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