bakerstreet | no touching

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh, right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby. It looks like you've...

WOKE UP IN JAIL!

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Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... It's not that I'm drunk. I'm good! I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.
2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)
3. Jailer/Warden.
4. Stranger/Cellmate.
5. Choose your own!

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[ voted NHL’s most likely to need to be bailed out of jail 2026 ]

[ Eggman has a gently smouldering moustache and ragged clothing, after his latest scheme has been ruined. ]

What're you looking at?

[ So no wonder he sounds miserable. And angry. ]

You should put that out.

( Stating the obvious while gesturing towards the moustache. Since Eggman hasn't done anything about it, Dottore figures he hasn't noticed it yet )

Well. Here we are.

This suuuuucks.

And not in the fun way.

[Could be either bailing or in jail. If in jail it's most likely either B&E, drunkenness... or all his crimes as a tyrant catching up to him.]

[oops that's his actual canon. boy repeatedly gets thrown in jail for the dumbest reasons, but at least he makes friends there?]

(( jailbreak thread y/n? :D ))

[yes please yes please]

[It isn't many times James' plans get out of hand, but... they sometimes do. They are designed to get out of hand and the challenge is for him to handle it without losing a limb, breaking his nose or get caught. Lately that list also contained not to lose Sherlock, his usual partner in crime. Who knew those drunk gentlemen at the club wouldn't just beat the shit out them but call the coppers on them too? Who knew...? Anyway... Time to make good, and get Sherlock out of that cell before his brother gets to. They have things to do anyway.

This is how he ends up in a uniform, so similar or even the same they were wearing that one time before this, walking to Sherlock's cell.]

Well well, if it isn't the Holmes boy again.

[His accent is perfect, there is no sign of anything Irish in it. James stops by the cell door, leering.]

You secretly yearn for these walls, aren't you?

[Welp.]

[One of the least judgmental possible people to come bail you out, especially if there was alcohol involved. Could also be in jail for assaulting someone who arguably deserved it.]

[ Ask her about the time she got arrested for piracy. ]

[ probably here because she investigated something a bit too hard. ]

[ Guess who’s in jail singing the blues? This doofus here with the funny-looking hat and the green lipstick. In his attempt to piss off the guards, he’s here singing at the top of his lungs like a back alley tomcat.]

Hey mister jailer please, will you please bring me the key~!
Hey mister jailer, will you please sir bring me the key?
I just want you to open the door, cause this ain't no place for me!

[The irony of it all isn’t lost on Gyro either. He’s just trying to suppress a lifetime of baggage with his usual tomfoolery. After all, he’s so used to being on the opposite side of a jail cell…]

[It's murder. He's in there for murder. Bio | permissions/info.]

[Basic gist: Largely faction-neutral Orion mercenary in her mid thirties, can be adapted into most any Star Trek timeline point for ease of RP, flirty, easy to get along with, but extremely observant. Pilot, mercenary, ship captain. Also comes in various Starfleet AU flavors as desired.]

[Delia's laying on her back on one of the benches, arms crossed behind her head, eye closed. It's not the first time she's been jailed, it probably won't be the last. That said, she's being remarkably casual about the whole thing.]

[Up to date with DD: BA Season 2 but mark spoilers for others!

Let's be real, he's in here for a good reason. However, he's gonna be pacing around like a caged tiger and trying to figure out how to get the lock open before they run his prints and find out who Dex really is.]

[ lbr he's more likely to be the one in jail but he's not opposed to busting anyone out either ]

[ Probably for squatting in a house he thought was empty, or a bad case of drinking after pulling a 15 hour shift. ]

[Well, this is just canon! ;) So, whether we're elaborating on those three days, or canon diverging for longer or whatever...]

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