[Enter a naive gunner who has no idea what Knockout's really talking about.]

Wow, your fans actually spread that kinda stuff around? That's...I don't really know what to say about that. I mean, isn't that sort of violating doctor-patient confidentiality?

[Oh Primus, Blue. Pleas just stop right now. You're making it worse.]

...Why would anyone even be interested in that stuff anyway? I mean, I've helped Ratchet file medical reports before, and it gets really boring after the first few kliks, let me tell you.

[BLUE, BABY NO! You're giving the entire internet Knockout the wrong impression!]