reversesock ([personal profile] reversesock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2026-03-22 06:24 pm

I can fix him

I CAN FIX THEM
no, really, I can.




how to play
○ slap all your character's messiness up in that subject line.
○ people let u know if they'd fix them.
○ or make them worse?
lightsthesun: (close up | something deeper | serious)

Literally the devil, reviled and villified for all of human history.

[personal profile] lightsthesun 2026-03-23 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Not to put too fine a point on it. [Should he he bracing himself for accusations of lunacy or for screaming? Both are equally tiresome but it doesn't hurt to be preapred for every eventuality.]

Although I think we can all agree that this jawline makes up for at least some of the associated - and, need I point out, unfounded - unpleasantness. Just one of many of my redeeming features, I can assure you.
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sinfluence: (pic#18107874)

[personal profile] sinfluence 2026-03-23 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Think I like you better broken.

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thedevilsworkisneverdone: (pic#17968908)

Commitment issues, workaholic, emotionally distant, tons of trauma, secrets, mysterious bruises.

[personal profile] thedevilsworkisneverdone 2026-03-23 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
But other than that, I'm a lot of fun.
wealldosillythings: (Er Um Well)

[personal profile] wealldosillythings 2026-03-23 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

[That's all she says, like someone just gave her a list of things to pick up from the store.]

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sexian: (rum and coke)

Drinking problem, goes to jail frequently, sells drugs, robs and steals, runs criminal operations

[personal profile] sexian 2026-03-23 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ He just stands there as he takes it all in, that signature curl at the corner of his lip holding steady. A short pause passes, and the ice in his glass of rum and coke begins to chime faintly through a measured sip. ]
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rituale: turtleduck (020)

avoids attachment, ghosts people with no warning, traumatized, will get you killed, antichrist

[personal profile] rituale 2026-03-23 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
.. For fuck's sake.
popestar: (002)

[personal profile] popestar 2026-03-23 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Not to toot my own horn, but if you don't include the trauma, I think I've done a pretty fucking bang-up job fixing you. That's what I would say if you needed fixing, which you do not.

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evervigilante: (I'm alive)

a catch . . . if he lets you catch him

[personal profile] evervigilante 2026-03-23 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hey now . . . you make me sound like I run away a lot.
convalesces: (You don't see me...)

Has anger management & intimacy issues, & lots of emotional baggage. Also makes a terrible vampire.

[personal profile] convalesces 2026-03-23 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, wouldn't being a poor excuse for a vampire be a good thing? It means I don't kill people in order to eat. And I don't have that many issues... I-I don't think, anyway.
discountdeity: (About to serve CUNT!)

[personal profile] discountdeity 2026-03-23 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like you need an intervention…and possibly an exorcism.



However, I don’t think the last suggestion would end on a happy note. Therefore, an intervention shall do.

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mollified: (gun)

Flexible, self-centered ethics; allergic to honesty; attracted to violence.

[personal profile] mollified 2026-03-23 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ make! her! worse! ]
highfunctioning_sociopath: Scandal in Belgravia (deducing)

I know we have a million tags, but....

[personal profile] highfunctioning_sociopath 2026-03-23 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
You should add "lying to yourself" to that list.

[Because all these other things are just defence mechanisms, in Sherlock's mind.]
artinmyblood: (pic#18371547)

Steals for the thrill, backtalks authority figures, can't fight, sees things, digs up corpses

[personal profile] artinmyblood 2026-03-23 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
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catsgothistongue: (Give it a rest already)

Has the social cues and tact of a running chainsaw, chronic foot-in-mouth syndrome, (cont...)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2026-03-23 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
(... wishy-washy with his feelings, attracts chaos, rivals and suitors like an MRI and metal, has gender issues in terms of his upbringing and in the curse sense, cat trauma.)

[He's sitting there oh-so enthused, resting his cheek on his hand while he huffs out a bemused snort.]

Makin' me sound like a real catch here, guys.
threeisapattern: (149)

147 lb of pale skin, fragile bones, adhd, and barely-repressed ptsd. possibly a supernatural magnet.

[personal profile] threeisapattern 2026-03-23 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[he knows he is but hey :(]
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schrodingerskitty: (rhodium)

[personal profile] schrodingerskitty 2026-03-23 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, some of that would need medical or therapeutic intervention... Or some kind of spiritual cleansing ritual? I don't know, I'm no expert, but I am dying to know what kind of supernatural.
wealldosillythings: (Pensive Thoughtful)

Romanceseeking workaholic, loyal to a fault, bad jokes, worse taste in men, ended her own engagement

[personal profile] wealldosillythings 2026-03-23 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[And also associate of Sherlock Holmes which yes, does necessitate its own line.]
highfunctioning_sociopath: The Great Game (pout)

SHERLOCK had to reply - because of course he did.

[personal profile] highfunctioning_sociopath 2026-03-23 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Is not going to dignify any of this with actual words, so will just curl up on his chair and pout.]

Hahaha of course

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attackpatternbattista: (Casual - Thoughtful Orion is Thoughtful)

Complicated issues with commitment (and the involved emotions therin), married to her job already...

[personal profile] attackpatternbattista 2026-03-23 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Said job will make relationships at least partially long-distance and subject to being forced to schedule meetups, Orion (with her own issues of both embracing and avoiding certain stereotypes therein). And then there's her crew and actual blood family issues with being related to a space-mafiosa that runs a black-and-gray market flotilla fleet.

Otherwise the basic gist is thus: Largely faction-neutral Orion mercenary in her mid-thirties, can be adapted into most any Star Trek timeline point for ease of RP, flirty, easy to get along with, but extremely observant. Pilot, mercenary, ship captain. Also comes in various Starfleet AU flavors as desired. Kink List]

sparkbite: (ever since we met)

His primary influence is his racist war vet grandpa. Also obnoxiously loud and stern.

[personal profile] sparkbite 2026-03-23 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He's fixable though! Alarmingly so! You just need the patience of a saint to bring him around.]
ipponou: (Queencard I'm the top)

[personal profile] ipponou 2026-03-23 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's, uh.

[That's a lot.]

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B R U H (yuuka vc, internally)

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ptoma: (↳ o28)

rude asshole, behaves like an 80s movie school bully, shady businessman, serial killer genes. dead.

[personal profile] ptoma 2026-03-23 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ finger guns ]
shackledandbound: (I’ll dedicate it to you)

Gets kidnapped more than a Disney princess, crashes out regularly. Chronic single father.

[personal profile] shackledandbound 2026-03-23 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
....
shylittleflame: (sTOP BULLYING ME)

Zoro has a better sense of direction than her.Will trip on air.Full of 'I need to bully her' energy.

[personal profile] shylittleflame 2026-03-23 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hey--!

[STOP IT]
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polyjester: (The world can't hold us)

Refuses to speak regular English. Kind of an asshole on the job. Rich kid syndrome.

[personal profile] polyjester 2026-03-23 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Getting mad because I refuse to work overtime and prioritize a work-life balance? It's giving cringe and boomer.
mrvillain: (mrv0086)

[personal profile] mrvillain 2026-03-23 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
This man is living his best life! I'm on his side.

[Work life balance is sacrosanct! It's the most important mental health journey anyone can take.]

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ipponou: copy my fashion (Oh the ladies over there)

Thinks throwing hands will solve all issues. Spits facts that feel like a punch to the gut.

[personal profile] ipponou 2026-03-23 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
It usually solves them, especially at NRC.

[... Okay, she's not wrong.]
hunglikeahorse: (WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY ASS)

God built him to lose.

[personal profile] hunglikeahorse 2026-03-23 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
fellfurthest: (hm?)

[personal profile] fellfurthest 2026-03-23 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Checks a quick palm card of notes. There are Lucifer/s literally designed like that but --]

[They usually have dark hair for some reason Lucifer hasn't figured out. He suspects a literal darkness or evolutionary sunlight thing.]


You're bad at winning?

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sugarspite: (Is what I said wrong?)

Due to unforeseen circumstances, he will now kill god. Will make out with people in front of ex.

[personal profile] sugarspite 2026-03-23 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with any of that?
fellfurthest: (listening)

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I need to hear this story.

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grovels: (003)

all around a self-sabotaging hot mess but he could be YOUR hot mess if you act fast

[personal profile] grovels 2026-03-23 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ do you want an emotionally unavailable live-in fuck buddy? he will do all the cooking and cleaning! just so long as he never has to get a job, that is. ;) or deal with his actual problems. ]
highfunctioning_sociopath: Final Problem (cross arms)

Can't be fixed. That's literally the biggest issue. Plenty of people have tried.

[personal profile] highfunctioning_sociopath 2026-03-23 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
The issue doesn't matter.
fellfurthest: (demonus)

[personal profile] fellfurthest 2026-03-23 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Trying was the first mistake. You can't fix perfection, only enhance.

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whipitwithstyle: (Feels so good being bad)

Your pronouns are now 'good puppy' and 'bad puppy'. That riding crop is not for show.

[personal profile] whipitwithstyle 2026-03-23 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Discipline is discipline. Especially for these rowdy puppies, it's a necessity.

[That declaration is being punctuated with a firm thwack of his riding crop against his gloved palm.]
mrvillain: (mrvfixed013)

[personal profile] mrvillain 2026-03-23 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
You would either get along very well or very badly with my coworker. She uses similar equipment.

She also would like your fashion, I think.

Sorry, not sorry

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thispartyislit: (A handshake with you)

Anything is flammable or drinkable with enough skill & knowledge.

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larcenogenic: (Not even Zoldycks)

Will steal anything that interests him or has value and has stacked up quite the body count

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I like to think I'm a bit of an overachiever.
welcometomyfeast: (Release those desires)

I am 2% sorry

[personal profile] welcometomyfeast 2026-03-23 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm....

[Stop. Stop. Moaning. Right. Now.]

We speaking literally or figuratively on that body count?

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