St. Patty's Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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rumi || kpop demon hunters || ota

[hun_trix]

"Mr. 0" Sir Crocodile | opla | ota

[bananawani]

[ up to date on s2 and moooost of the manga, so. let me know if you want to avoid spoilers for anything. ]

maki zen'in - jjk - f/f

[zendestroyer]

aarya de chabenet | royal order | ota

[badmr]

[ info in journal! ]

leon kennedy | resident evil requiem | ota

[tankcontrols]

von lycaon | zenless zone zero | ota

[dignifido]

clark kent / superman || superman (2025) || ota

[what_the_hey]

dan heng | honkai: star rail | ota

[menhulu]

Dr. Rowan O'Cleary | OC | OTA

[medicalling]

[Magical and mundane means welcome, as are intentional or misfires.]

mydeimos | honkai: star rail | ota

[bloodcrown]

higuruma hiromi | jujutsu kaisen

[saiketsu]

trafalgar law ♡ one piece ♡ m/f

[heartinshambles]

Igarak [Dark Urge] // Baldur's Gate 3 // OTA 21+

[wasisweetonce]

[ info & permissions. assumed cr and misfires welcome! just lmk if it's one or the other--or both! ]

zoey | kpop demon hunters | ota

[maknaeontop]

roronoa zoro | one piece live action

[kitetsu]

[ caught up with s2, pls mark for spoilers. ]

Elijah Kendal | OC | OTA

[furrtive]

[Misfires and on purposes all good.]

jason todd | dc comics | m/f

[abloodybird]

(1) i didn't say daddy issues was a bad thing
pretty sure i've got daddy and mommy issues, so i'm not judging

(2) you know, it probably would be fun to actually rip someone's bodice off
pretty sure i've read enough horny regency romances at this point i might as well

(3) keep pushing buttons, see if i won't ziptie your hands

(4) wow, if you're going to try to buy sexual favors with food
i at least need you to jokerize those fries

(5) [ or text him yourself, he is... often in a Way. ]

[hun_trix]

I mean ... I'd be down for playing along.

robert robertson III | dispatch | ota

[mechamanager]

(1) Do you think I could cash in my robot getting pummeled for a sympathy blowjob? I'm not above it.

(2) You know that sending me that in the middle of a meeting was actively cruel, right? You're entirely too hot to play that card.

(3) Thinking about bending you over a conference table does make these meetings pass by faster, I'll admit.

(4) Be honest, does this look like a "dadbod" to you?

[ attached: your expected shirtless mirror selfie. he is, again, flexing every muscle in his body, whether you can tell it or not. ]

(5) [ or you can bring a wild card/misfire/etc. for this poor overworked disaster of a man. ota, cross canon approved, and i don't bite. ]

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[bakerybomb]

i need more photos pls so i can give a proper assessment of potential dadbodness thank you

spike ― btvs

[bitingpoetry]

Clark Kent | My Adventures with Superman | M/F

[normalman_normalday]

Sherlock Holmes | Young Sherlock | ota

[artinmyblood]

[has he had sex? no. would he know what do if someone sexted him intentionally or accidentally? also no. we're just here for some laughs, ma'm]

Azul Ashengrotto | Twisted Wonderland | m/m 16+

[nouveaueldrich]

Bruce Wayne | dc comics

[knightrise]

aqua hoshino ☆ oshi no ko ☆ ota

[aquavengia]

rei / nu: carnival / m/m

[aversed]