star☆crossed L O V E R S
When two people come together in a relationship, it's a beautiful thing. What can be wrong with love, right? Right? Except when the union is completely and totally wrong, for whatever reason. Then things can get a little messy.
How To Play
1. Comment with your character, listing their name, canon, etc, along with any preferences.
2. Comment around to others, using the RNG to determine the scenario. It doesn't have to be a lovey-dovey relationship, obviously. There can be hate, sorrow, lust, whatever.
3. Thread! Have fun! Do things!
Scenarios
1. Warring Factions: You belong to rival organizations, armies, clubs, etc. Whatever it is, you're not on the same team.
2. Soldiers on the Battlefield: Or maybe you are on the same side, but this is the wrong time and the wrong place. Plus, attachments cause distractions.
3. Bodyguard and the Guarded: Just like the movie with Kevin Costner! One of you has been hired to protect the other for some reason, and feelings are starting to grow. Are you a professional and cut things off, or do you give in?
4. Prince/ss and Knight: Similar to the above, but with a whole 'nother level of wrong...one of you is royal. Courtly love is okay; still, don't forget your place.
5. Enemies: This vendetta is personal, and you totally hate this person! Don't you? Perhaps you're maybe just rivals, or something as serious as superhero and villain.
6. Family: The ultimate taboo. This person is related to you, so there's no way you should indulge this desire, even if it's the most pure love there ever was.
7. Age Difference: The years between you should keep you both at bay, but it's easier said than done.
8. Teacher/Student: Teachers and students have a unique bond, and to corrupt it is a dangerous thing. Will you dare to act on emotions that could put you both in a destructive place?
9. Already Spoken For: One or both of you are already involved with someone else, but the heart wants what the heart wants. Just know that you can't have your cake and eat it, too.
10. Not Compatible: Your personalities or jobs make it so it's hard for you to be together.
11. Not Compatible...in Another Way: You're both different species, which means you're either afraid to take your relationship to a physical level or you can't because of differences in biologies.
12. Not Ready for Love: You took a vow (or celibacy, of chastity, of dedication), you're married to your work, or you just don't want to be involved with anyone. Too bad!
13. Rich and Poor: One of you has the money while the other is from more modest means. Can the 1% and the 99% ever be bedfellows, literally?
14. Hurt Before: Your heart has been broken, and maybe there's been no time to heal. But here you are.
15. WILDCARD |
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bakerstreet2026-03-15 06:57 pm
Norm the Genie | Fairly OddParents | M/M preference, OTA for shipping (Dead Dove Warnings Below)
[Now that the housekeeping is out of the way, onto the actual meme. Pretty much all of these are plausible for Norm the Genie in the Protoism Multiverse, given his status as a genie, and the rigidity of the societies involved. I'm not an incest shipper most of the time (though there are a few specific incest ships in a few fandoms that I ship), so not Family, though.]
[Also, Norm is a switch, so top/bottom prefs are not a concern for me with this specific character (there are others, like Mark Temple, that are solidly one or another, but Norm the Genie is not one of them). I am primarily a slasher at heart but women and nonbinaries are hot too and Norm is bi/pansexual, so I'm open to them as well - I just need less of a hook when it comes to slash, lol. I would die for canonmates (and I know just how unlikely they are), but crosscanon is awesome so throw whatever canon you want at Norm - just don't treat him like a wish or joke machine.]
[And if you read all that and think I ruined your childhood, remember that I put all the Dead Dove warnings upfront. I know exactly what this is, and so do you. And if you decide to wank about me on wankgate or rpanons, you'll just be screaming at the sky because I read neither of them.]
Mark Temple | Red vs. Blue | M/M, M/NB
[He is a sim trooper seeking revenge on Project Freelancer and the UNSC after they used the sim troopers for their training and for testing their equipment - without the sim troopers’ knowledge at the time - and after they killed his best friend.]
[Mark Temple is a bottom (often of the power sort), and gay - which I interpret as including nonbinaries because the complete binary is a lie.]
[I would die for canonmates (and I know just how unlikely they are), but crosscanon is awesome so throw whatever canon you want at Temple.]
[Now that the housekeeping is out of the way, onto the actual meme. Things would be star-crossed for Mark Temple because he's a Blue sim trooper dating a Red sim trooper, or a Blue sim trooper dating a Freelancer. And he would get a certain grandiose, tragic enjoyment of it too.]
[And if you read all that and object to my portrayal of Mark Temple, remember that I put all the Dead Dove warnings upfront. I know exactly what this is, and so do you. And if you decide to wank about me on wankgate or rpanons, you'll just be screaming at the sky because I read neither of them.]
Finnick Odair | Hunger Games | OTA (Dead Dove: Canonical Underage Sex Trafficking)
(Also, canon is somewhat unclear on whether the underage sex trafficking began when he was 14 or 16. As in, Finnick only started seeming like a playboy to the masses when he was 16, but the sex trafficking was described vaguely as starting after he won - so it could have started when he was 16. In roleplay, we can adjust the number based on your comfort level.)]
[Now that the housekeeping is out of the way, onto the actual meme. Things would be star-crossed for Finnick Odair because he is a Victor of the Hunger Games, and also the whole canonical underage sex trafficking thing meaning he had to be seen as romantically and sexually available to everyone.]
[And if you read all that and are bothered by it, remember that I put all the Dead Dove warnings upfront. I know exactly what this is, and so do you. And if you decide to wank about me on wankgate or rpanons, you'll just be screaming at the sky because I read neither of them.]