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Only one bed?!

It's cozy, warm and very, very narrow; you're stuck sleeping in a single bed with someone else and have to endure/enjoy the situation until morning. Snuggle-time?

2 person, single-bed bunking

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01) FRIENDS you know the other person well.

02) LOVERS is this really such a bad place to 'sleep' together?

03) ENEMIES try not to stab each other in the night.

04) STRANGERS super awkward or getting along like a house on fire.

05) AUTHORITY higher/lower social status.

06) WILDCARD choose your own adventure.

( credit to

sockie )

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[OTA gen/platonic, anything more serious 20+ OTA! Castmates (especially JINUS and her girls), crosscanon, crossmedium, assumed CR, AUs, OCs etc all always welcome!]

[Info - Weremink bounty hunter.]

[ shippy threads generally preferred. m/m is my preference if things get smutty. ]

[ info in journal ]

[Norm the Genie has Kumali Nanijiani as a faceclaim because it fits, and I can. This version of Norm the Genie highly relies on my Protoism Multiverse headcanons (as outlined in Hitchhiker's Guide To the Protoism Multiverse and my analysis of the canon subtext in A Newbie Guide To Norm the Genie. I have a Permissions and a Kinklist. Standard content warnings for this version of Norm the Genie are: slavery, religious trauma, rape/noncon backstory, nonconsensual magic use, and an authoritarian Fairy World. My Plurk is

templetroper, my Discord is heyitstempleuabackagain, and my Tumblr is unknown147082troper93.]

[Now that the housekeeping is out of the way, onto the actual meme. Norm would bring a whole lot of snark to this experience, and be pretty keen on taking advantage of it, since flirting is one of his default modes - he's like Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel that way.]

[Also, Norm is a switch, so top/bottom prefs are not a concern for me with this specific character (there are others, like Mark Temple, that are solidly one or another, but Norm the Genie is not one of them). I am primarily a slasher at heart but women and nonbinaries are hot too and Norm is bi/pansexual, so I'm open to them as well - I just need less of a hook when it comes to slash, lol. I would die for canonmates (and I know just how unlikely they are), but crosscanon is awesome so throw whatever canon you want at Norm - just don't treat him like a wish or joke machine.]

[And if you read all that and think I ruined your childhood, remember that I put all the Dead Dove warnings upfront. I know exactly what this is, and so do you. And if you decide to wank about me on wankgate or rpanons, you'll just be screaming at the sky because I read neither of them.]

[ You mean coffin?

“It's your coffin, my love. Enjoy it. Most of us never get to know what it feels like.” ]

[ current with s2, please mark spoilers ]

( Having to spend a day on land had not been on the cards, but when Usopp had claimed that the Merry needed a maintenance check, the decision had been made. Even if it meant that the goal of "finding the One Piece and becoming King of the Pirates" was again delayed, much to Luffy's chagrin.

A single hotel room remains and is swiftly booked, Usopp remaining on the Merry to conduct some checks, the others remaining on guard duty or training. Two to a room shouldn't be too bad, and yet as Luffy opens the door and peers in, he realises the error of such a thought process. The room is tiny, barely larger than a wardrobe, and in the middle is a small bed masquerading as a double. )

Huh. ( Luffy is sure the woman on the desk had said it was a double, but even to him that's pushing it, and the pirate captain folds his arms, putting on his best captain impression as he glances over at his navigator. Everyone is tired and even Luffy is resisting the urge to yawn, yet he knows that out of the pair of them, he can fit into smaller spaces if the need arose. ) You take it.

( Will fight to the death for beauty sleep. )

( Fine with s2 spoilers, please mark them. )

[ caught up with s2, pls mark for spoilers. ]

( ota, character is 17. note that he canonly lives in a dorm and has to share a bunk (top) with someone so that could potentially be really funny. )

[ OTA for gen/platonic. F/M for shipping.

Open to cross-canon/AUs. ]

[Basic gist: Largely faction-neutral Orion mercenary in her mid thirties, can be adapted into most any Star Trek timeline point for ease of RP, flirty, easy to get along with, but extremely observant. Pilot, mercenary, ship captain. Also comes in various Starfleet AU flavors as desired.]

[ Flins leans forward a little with his hands behind his back, taking in the room arrangement with an amused look on his pale face. ]

Well, then. This certainly is a conundrum. Whatever shall we do?

[ His voice is all apologetic politeness, even as he looks up at his companion underneath dark lashes and smiles sharply. ]

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