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[mcmemeface]

The Awkward Questions Meme

 

Does your character have a deep, dark secret? An embarrassing past? A sensitive issue? Something they really don't want to talk about? Well, too bad. That thing is now written on their chest on top of a bright red sticker, and the sticker won't peel off no matter what. Uh oh!

Rules:

1. Post with your character. Write out what their sticker says - it can be something dark ("Ask me about how many people I've killed"), something gossipy ("Ask me about my crush on my friend"), something silly ("Ask me about my fear of clowns") or something vague ("Ask me about my secret identity.") No blank top levels, please!
2. Comment to other people asking about the thing.
3. Have fun and be awkward.

Comments

Ask me about my horrible taste in men!

[viensapresmoi]

[Or don't. Actually Gustave seems like he'd really rather no one perceive him.]

[discountdeity]

[Too late! Someone has perceived him, and they have questions.]

How horrible are we talking? Your bad tastes can’t possibly rival mine—I mean, my nieces’ tastes in men.

Ask me about the last time I saw my mother

[formula3]

[No, she's not dead, but he does duck away in embarrassment, trying to pull that sticker off.]

Ask me about my gender curse

[catsgothistongue]

[Welp, can't say he's shocked by the subject matter. Better than what it could've been, and it isn't anything new, so...]

Hawks | my hero academia | ota

[number2hero]

Ask me about my books that contain trapped souls within.

[nomadicflame]

[He's not going to volunteer much information, though.]

[gotlegs]

How were they trapped? Did you trap them there?

Ask me about my mother.

[rozanov81]

[formula3]

[Felix winces when he reads that.]

Mate, I'm not going to unless you want to talk about it. [Whatever it is. His own mother is not a topic of conversation he wants brought up, so he understands.] You okay?

Ask me about the lengths I go to save my friends.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[And the lengths they go to save him.]

Ask me about my sword

[destinedheir]

[Believe it or not, that's not an innuendo.]

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Okay...but it better be a real sword.

I mean...a real cool sword.

ASK ME ABOUT the blood pact I made to avoid loneliness

[disscaras]

Nah, ask me about my ultra badass skills instead. That's much cooler.

[tsavthearted]

Now why'd you have to go doing something like that? You could've just talked to people! Oh, or are you real bad at talking? Bad at making friends? I guess there's types like that ... That's gotta suck, being bad at something like that. But it's not complicated, you know? Just get yourself out there!

ask me about my lopsided haircut

[pyonpyon]

[disheartenings]

I-is there something wrong with it..?

[ if it's about the asymmetry—that's in, ok!!! ]

Ask me about talking to spirits

[fleshcrafting]

[ info & permissions ]

[athambia]

Well I suppose the obvious question is: do they talk back?

ask me about my ghouls

[sacramenta]

All of them are perfect.

Ask me about my dragon.

[darotisentys]

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Dragons are super cool. Tell me about your dragon.

[A pause.]

Please.

Ask me about government conspiracy theories

[ciadirector]

[itolerateyou]

Government conspiracy theories? Pffft... Next you're going to be going on about shadow governments and hollow Earth.

Ask me about my fully clothed hot bath competition!

[khrysos]

[disscaras]

...Wouldn't that ruin the bath and the clothes?

Ask me about being able to tell blood types by taste

[scarlet_devil]

Ask me about my horse.

[hellrider]

...actually, please do. Have you seen him? I've been looking for him since Elturel fell.

[chaosandmurder]

I'll keep an eye out. Hard to miss, I'm assuming?

Ask me about my redemption arc

[hooked_on_kaballin]

Ask me about me.

[themonstrous]

Ask me about my special skills.

[surgicalcynicism]

Or don't. You don't actually have to listen to a sticker.

[nomadicflame]

Tell me all about them, beautiful.

[He's got his head planted on his upturned palms.]

Ask me about the curse I (accidentally) put on my son

[desertflower]

[ info & permissions ]

(Here, have another god)

[okamimommi]

[The white wolf barks softly, waving a paw in salute.

I greet thee, child of the Paradise in the Desert.

I am not innocent. In my grief I have cursed my lands unknowingly.

Around her, golden flowers start to sprout, blessing the ground around her. I am a curse breaker... but I also understand being the one to break it yourself may be what is necessary.

Ask me about the scar over my heart.

[lawr]

[ Or how about just the tattoo underneath it instead? ]

ask me about one of my apocalypses

[scp073]

... Aha.. that makes it sound as if I had anything to do with any of them.

ask me about my fully automated definitely haunted family restaurant

[ptoma]

ask me about the memories I don't have.

[chaosandmurder]

[prettieststorm]

What happened that you don't remember?