bakerstreet | Sex Pollen

The Sex Pollen Meme

This is a highly sexual and somewhat dangerous meme! Many if not all options are potentially triggering. Please use your best judgment before participating.

1. Comment with your character, putting their name, canon, and any prefs (e.g. women only, not #4, AU, aged up, etc.) in the subject line and/or comment.
2. When other characters tag in, they'll use this handy RNG (1-9) to pick an option from the list below.
3. Have fun, sex peeps up, ???, profit.

Options:

1. The Slutty One: When you're sprayed with this pollen, all you wanna do is bang. All inhibitions go out the window—if you don't get some orgasms pumping out, your whole world is gonna end. Seduction, debasement, that's what this option's all about. Do whatever it takes to get that sweet, sweet satisfaction.

2. The Violent One: This pollen makes you wanna bang, sure, but it also makes you pissed as fuck. Everything's painted in red—the anger's overwhelming. Whoever you see next? That's who's taking the full force of your assault. You don't know if you wanna punch 'em or kiss 'em, but something's gonna happen.

3. The Soulmate One: There's only one person the pollen is driving you to find, driving you to romance, driving you to be with — biblically. And maybe it's not someone you want to be this attracted to, but your mind/body/spirit—everything's saying yes. Even if your sensibility alone says no. Time to hunt out your soulmate and convince them this is destiny.

4. The Touch-based One: This pollen works a tad differently from the others. Instead of dousing an individual and making them need, it waits until they've touched someone. It could be the slightest brush of fingertips, it could be a kiss from an already willing lover. Whatever it is, the pollen's activated, and there's no going back. Every touch feels a little bit better than the last.

5. The Possessive One: This sex pollen is the lovechild of options 2 and 3 — a pollen that makes you crazy about that one particular person. You've gotta have them, protect them, own the moment. There's no one you'd rather be 'sharing' this with, and no one they're allowed to. Jealousy and need taken to the highest level.

6. The Snuggly One: The lightest of all the sex pollens, this variety just asks for some good, snuggly fun. Not necessarily vanilla, but definitely kinder. A hug can be just as good as a handjob if it's from the right person. Kinda.

7. The Hallucinogenic One: Whooooa, man. This is a trip. Nothing's looking quite right, the sky is purple, the ground is pitch black, and the person in front of you looks like your latest wet dream. This pollen clogs the mind and leaves its victim feeling high and confused. What a predicament.

8. The Animalistic One: Speaking of dulled down thought processes—this pollen has removed all of them. Nary a one remains, because now you're pure animal, living in the moment, looking for a mate. Your ability to speak in more than hisses and growls and monosyllabic conversation's been compromised. Let's hope it passes.

9. Wild Card: Mixup, mashup, do whatever you like.

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[Preferences etc all on journal.]

[Wicked little pixies planting fairy flowers outside his place/around where they know he's going to be? Wicked little pixies indeed. He's not immune to fairy magic. No for 2, 7. Good with anything else.]

[Basic gist: Largely faction-neutral Orion mercenary in her mid-thirties, can be adapted into most any Star Trek timeline point for ease of RP, flirty, easy to get along with, but extremely observant. Pilot, mercenary, ship captain. Also comes in various Starfleet AU flavors as desired. Kink List

She's an Orion, though her pheromones aren't nearly as strong as certain others, and aren't typically effective beyond physical contact with her bodily fluids, but I'm open to treating this like a volume knob depending on the scenario we want, since it's similar enough to sex pollen it can act as a substitute. do not want 2 or 7, 8 only with discussion.]

( not interested in 2. especially fond of his partner dealing with 5. cool with spoilers but mark them for others, please. canon, cross-canon, cross-medium, all good. zeno, sherry, and grace welcome, but most canonmates loved! )

[moving this over from plurk - some kind of 1/4/5/wildcard combo, maybe? I guess that's too many things lol. I just think it would be funny for Lois to be pragmatic enough to be like welp, would rather not die of alien pollen or whatever, but also SO annoyed at the concept because she's also Ms. Emotional Barriers Control Freak and no it doesn't help that she was maybe in the mood for a one-night stand anyway this is just rude!!!! But also she wanna bang cuz. See meme theme.]

( no such thing as too many things!!! let's do it. her being annoyed about it is just more motivation to do it. )

[listen leon you're hot, it's not you, 10/10 bangable guy when not chock full of zombie virus, it's just the situation she's mad at!!! I can bang out a starter after work unless you've got a Vision and wanna go for it, truly I have no preference either way.]

( when he is not chock full of zombie virus tbh... but yee, if you don't mind starting us off, that'd be dope. gotta start dinner! )

[Lois hadn't believed the rumors at first. Between Metropolis being a big city and the generally unusual things that can happen because of, around, or otherwise in relation to metahumans means that there are always rumors about weird shit flying around, but that doesn't make them true. Some kind of fuck-or-die malady going around town, starting in the club scene and extending beyond? Suuuure. The stories couldn't even get the point of origin straight — sometimes it was some kind of alien pollen one of the Green Lanterns brought back from another planet, sometimes it was actually a contagion, like the world's weirdest seasonal cold.

Lois figured it was some kind of party drug. There are plenty of chemically-minded people out there coming up with new things all the time, and those can have weird side effects. Admittedly, when people started turning up dead, that was a little concerning, but overdoses happening. And yes, there had been one or two stories from people who claimed to have narrowly survived, people who'd reported feeling like they were literally burning from the inside out until they — ahem — took care of the problem, but people freaking out after post-orgasm clarity descended following an ill-advised fuck was hardly proof.

So Lois hadn't thought twice about going out to a bar at the end of way too long, way too busy work week. It's just a way to wind down, maybe pretend she'll take someone home for some stress relief. She didn't expect to end up sitting very still in her seat, skin flushed, sweat beading around her temples because she does feel kind of like something's burning inside and fuck fuck fuck why do the stupidest rumors have to turn out to be true?]

[Greek myth characters preferred.]

[ Prose preferred. Assumed cr preferred to skip introductions.

Can play Bucky as the Winter Soldier or Bucky once he's freed from HYDRA, possibly FATWS or Thunderbolts era. ]

[Not interested in 7, 8, 2 (though she may look like she's about to punch instead of looking like she's about to kiss) and favorites are 3 & 4, though I really like 5 and 6 too. 20+ OTA! Castmates (especially JINUS and her girls), crosscanon, crossmedium, assumed CR, AUs, OCs etc all always welcome!]

[ info in journal, open to canon and cross 20+. especially interested in 1, 4, 5, 8. big fan of sex pollen enabling existing attraction that probably wouldn't be acted on otherwise. ]

[Harry is 36, Bisexual and head Auror.]

[ 25+ info in journal. ]

[Can play 17 to 21, Bi]

[Pretty much here for 1.]

{ooc; voicetesting!}

( ota! good with all options. )

[Not interested in 2 or 8. Info/prefs over here.]

[ is this better or worse than plant monsters that eat you. :thinking: ]

[ not really feeling 2 or 5, but like... it's a big multiverse, even porn parody spiderpeople are a part of the great web, right? ]

[ m/f. not really feeling 2 or 8, but everything else is gucci. ]

Edited 2026-03-10 01:13 (UTC)

{ ota 18+, kinklist, not interested in non-con; especially interested in 1, 3, 4, 6, but open to others! let's chat ♥ }

{ ota 21+, not interested in non-con; especially interested in 1, 3, 4, 6, but open to others! let's chat ♥ }

[ interested in prompts 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8. cross canon/medium/original characters all welcome. kinks in journal, pm if you would like to hash out assumed cr or any details. ]

Edited 2026-03-10 01:38 (UTC)

{ ota 25+ preferred, kinklist, tho she'll be more open to penetrative sex under the circumstances. not interested in non-con; especially interested in 1, 4, 5, but open to others! let's chat ♥ }

Sex Pollen

Shadow Man | Ariga Mega Man | OTA

rumi || kpop demon hunters || ota

Dr. Rowan O'Cleary | OC | OTA

Delia Battista ✨ Star Trek OC ✨OTA, 21+

Hawks | my hero academia | ota

leon kennedy | resident evil | ota

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

Paris | Greek mythology | m/m

clark kent / superman || superman (2025) || ota

Bucky Barnes | MCU | m/m 25+ ota

Ruby Rose | RWBY | OTA

“Marie” | OC | OTA

leon kennedy — resident evil, ota

Rumi | KPop Demon Hunters | OTA

zoey | kpop demon hunters | ota

edelgard von hresvelg | fire emblem: three houses

Harry Potter - HP - OTA

Dr. Michael Morbius | Marvel 616 | OTA

Scorpius Malfoy | Harry Potter | ota

Nico Robin | One Piece | f/f

mira | kpop demon hunters | ota

higuruma hiromi | jujutsu kaisen

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu | SVSSS

Dr. Jack Abbot - The Pitt - ota

spot ◉ arknights

gwen (spider) | spider-verse | ota

kiritsugu emiya 🌙 fate/zero

Stelle | Honkai: Star Rail

Kafka | Honkai: Star Rail

yennefer | the witcher | ota

Ada Wong | Resident Evil