keep that to yourself next time

[parrygripp]

invasive questions!

Questions that you'd probably not answer in polite company. They're awkward, embarrassing, and really get at the heart of what goes on upstairs when no one else is around. But, through these TMI questions, we can all get to know each other better and form deeper connections. And isn't that what embarrassment is all about?

HOW to JOIN

• Post your character with some prefs if you choose.
• Let people get all up in your business!
• Bond, grow, cringe, die.

QUESTIONS —

1. When did you lose your virginity?
2. Have you ever been self-conscious about the way your genitals look?
3. What does sex feel like for you? Can you describe it?
4. Have you ever done something you haven't enjoyed?
5. Describe your worst sexual experience.
6. Do you ever compare yourself to porn stars?
7. Do you shave? Everywhere?
8. Have you ever had an orgasm?
9. Have you ever been too pushy with someone for sex?
10. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
11. Did your first time hurt?
12. How often do you masturbate?
13. Have you ever questioned your sexuality?
14. How often do you think about sex?
15. Are you afraid of butt stuff?
16. How do you prepare yourself for sex?
17. How high is your body count? Do you think that's about average?
18. How would previous partners rate you?
19. What has your last sex encounter taught you?
20. Have you ever felt pressured by society with regard to sex?
21. Do you use any toys?
22. Are you open to a threesome? Or a moresome?
23. How long into a relationship do you wait for sex?
24. Does your partner's body count concern you?
25. What's your favorite position?
26. Do you finish every time?
27. Have you ever been caught?
28. What's your greatest fantasy?
29. Have you ever had sex in public?
30. How would you describe sex to a person who's never done it before?

Comments

Maedhros | The Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

nathan prescott / life is strange

[vortexts]

Clark Kent | Superman 2025 | OTA

[newsbeat]

[suspectratio]

Do aliens jizz?

( not wasting any time getting to the important stuff. )

crying

[newsbeat]

I wouldn't put it exactly like that, but. Sure. I guess it depends on the alien, we're not all the same.

the people have a right to know 😤

[suspectratio]

Like, a lot?

A lotta jizz?

chris are you just jealous because you are in fact not as jacked as him

[newsbeat]

Compared to what?

as if he'd be jealous of a non-american 😡

[suspectratio]

A normal human. Obviously.

he could share his birth certificate but revealing his secret identity would be such a bad idea

[newsbeat]

That's kind of ignorant, you know. 'Normal' can mean a lot of things; people can be really different even if they come from the same species. Also that is not something I've ever thought to measure against.

chris would never leave clark alone, it's true

[suspectratio]

I'm gonna go ahead and mark that one down as 'avoiding the question'.

it's a terrifying vision

[newsbeat]

No, seriously, do you think I've ever — I don't know, compared in a measuring cup or something? That's pretty gross, dude.

[suspectratio]

If I was an alien coming to Earth to live my best Earthling, human life for the peace of the world? Yeah, dude. You bet your Alf ass I'm measuring that shit.

[newsbeat]

Well, that's certainly a priority someone could choose.

I was a baby when I came to Earth. Didn't know I was an alien for a while. Didn't think to measure my jizz.

Masamune Date | Sengoku Basara

[vengaboy]

black ( mr. villain's day off )

[blakjan]

Aemond Targaryen | House of the Dragon

[darotisentys]

Aerion Targaryen | A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

[themonstrous]

Hei | Darker Than Black

[legitlessgrump]

Naoki Kashima/Demi-Fiend | SMT Nocturne

[heavensmostwanted]

Igarak [Dark Urge] // Baldur's Gate 3 // OTA

[wasisweetonce]

[ info and permissions ]

Delia Battista ✨ Star Trek OC ✨OTA, 21+

[attackpatternbattista]

[Basic gist: Largely faction-neutral Orion mercenary in her mid thirties, can be adapted into most any Star Trek timeline point for ease of RP, flirty, easy to get along with, but extremely observant. Pilot, mercenary, ship captain. Also comes in various Starfleet AU flavors as desired.]

michael afton | five nights at freddy's (games)

[ptoma]

[ ota18+! ]

Scott Hunter | Game Changers/Heated Rivalry

[outintheopen]

Takaoka Sho | Glass Heart

[askedfirst]

Yamaguchi Tadashi | Haikyuu!!

[yamafloat]

kanuma minoru | wind breaker

[chortling]

Ramie | Panty & Stocking w/ Garterbelt

[discountdeity]

( he’s going to hate this! prefs in journal )

lace | hollow knight / silksong

[threadsbare]