One Line

[dontcryformememetina]

( reverse ) one-line love story meme ( how to play ) What is says up there! Your character's telling us a one-line love story. Who's it about? Is it autobiographical? Is there lots of romance, intrigue, a happy ending? We're all waiting! In case it's not obvious, there shouldn't be any blank top-levels. Win over your audience! Field questions about your plot. Have fun!

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mitsuba | jibaku shounen hanako-kun

[disheartenings]

You know, after the mermaid spent all that time on shore, feeling like she was getting stabbed the whole time, maybe the prince should at least think about going into the sea with her.

[sweatypsalms]

[ picking his nose ]

Humans can't breathe underwater, stupid. He'd just drown.

[disheartenings]

[ gross??? they're gonna talk from a proper social distancing length away. ]

Yeah, well, she also died because of him, and then he gets to live a happy life with his new bride? That just sucks for her. That guy should at least spend some time feeling guilty!

[sweatypsalms]

[ what is that? six feet??? are we in covid times again!? ]

... Huh. How long did this guy wait until he moved on to his new bride?

[disheartenings]

[ damn straight that's how far away he's staying until he sees some hand washing! ]

Whaaat? Don't you know the story? The whole reason the mermaid died was because the prince fell in love with someone else. Because she couldn't make her wish come true, she had to pay the price.

[beautiful_carnivore]

That would never happen. Because humans are a wretched, ungrateful lot who think only of themselves.