bakerstreet | Flirty texts

flirty text starters

how to play
- top level with your prefs + etc.
- another character texts yours with one of the below starters (or one of their own!)

[ 📲 sms: ] i hate everyone. but not you.
[ 📲 sms: ] want to make a beautiful memory together?
[ 📲 sms: ] i'd rather do nothing with you than something with anyone else.
[ 📲 sms: ] netflix? chill? both?
[ 📲 sms: ] can't stop thinking about you.
[ 📲 sms: ] you're my favorite veggie. a cute-cumber!
[ 📲 sms: ] i adore you. that's all.
[ 📲 sms: ] you make me a better person and i'd like to keep improving.
[ 📲 sms: ] it's cold today. can you warm me up?
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm into curves, and my favorite is your smile.
[ 📲 sms: ] my day is more fun when you're in it.
[ 📲 sms: ] you were in my dreams last night. wanna hear?
[ 📲 sms: ] you were the first thing i thought of when i woke up.
[ 📲 sms: ] i already miss you and can't wait to see you again.
[ 📲 sms: ] what would you do if i were with you right now?
[ 📲 sms: ] hey stranger. stop being a stranger.
[ 📲 sms: ] this is me asking you out. want to get coffee tomorrow?
[ 📲 sms: ] nobody understands me like you do.
[ 📲 sms: ] i wish you were here with me.
[ 📲 sms: ] you never text first. i can’t tell if you hate me or if you’re playing hard to get.
[ 📲 sms: ] which emoji makes you think of me?
[ 📲 sms: ] want to have this conversation in person?
[ 📲 sms: ] i don’t have anything interesting to tell you, but i really wanted to talk to you.
[ 📲 sms: ] everything makes me think of you.
[ 📲 sms: ] i can't sleep. i blame you.
[ 📲 sms: ] surprise! i got you flowers: 💐
[ 📲 sms: ] i can't help but smile every time your name pops up on my screen.
[ 📲 sms: ] you look so good right now. i can’t actually see you, but i assume you look good because you always do.
[ 📲 sms: ] even over text you're so charming.
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm smiling just thinking about getting to see you later.
[ 📲 sms: ] my day would've been a lot better if i'd gotten to spend it with you.
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm really glad to have you in my life.
[ 📲 sms: ] i could talk to you all night.
[ 📲 sms: ] just thinking about falling in love with you. i'd do it all over again and again.
[ 📲 sms: ] you mean the world to me. don’t ever forget that.
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm so incredibly lucky to know you.
[ 📲 sms: ] you get more beautiful every time i see you.
[ 📲 sms: ] you are my heart.
[ 📲 sms: ] you’re single. i'm single. i feel like this is a problem we can solve together.
[ 📲 sms: ] thinking a lot of things about you i can’t say … but i could text.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[OOC: Also good with misfires.]

I wish you were here with me

[Is he flirting or is he just nervous? Who knows!]

Just remember to breathe. I'll come pick you up afterwards, if you'd like. We can get ice cream, as a reward. Or donuts.

you aren't busy later? Ice cream sounds really great actually

Joys of working from home on a contract basis. I pick when I record. I can take a break to treat you. You still got nerves about it?

[Whatever 'it' is, in this case. Job interview? Doctor appointment?]

I know it's stupid, but I still keep thinking what if they called me in just to tell me I was an idiot for even applying? Or they didn't even mean to call me in at all, but some other Jack Hall with more than one job on his resume.

[It's his first interview, really, given that his last employer just asked if he could carry a tray and remember orders before handing him an apron]

Deep breath, darling. Remember what I told you: when you're interviewing for a job, everyone in the room wants you to be the one who gets it. Them so they can stop interviewing, you so you have a job. There is no world in which they call people in to talk to them if they don't have a shot. Waste of time, that'd be. All you've got to do is show them why you're the best. And you are the best. I already know that.

you're right, thank you. Sorry you have to keep repeating yourself, but I appreciate it. It really is so much easier to believe in yourself when even one other person believes in you. I'd never have got even this far without your help.

and now I know even if this goes terribly I'll get ice cream haha

I'll repeat it as many times as you need. I promise.

[For someone who's always taken a certain amount of pride in his status as a lone wolf, there's a lot of genuine concern and care he has for Jack. He feels protective, warm, fond. It's not nothing.

He just works really hard not to look at all of that too closely.]

[He definitely feels a lot less nervous now - he still sort of wishes Van was there, but that's not an unusual feeling for him, and the reassurance has at least calmed the urge to flee entirely]

Thank you. I'll let you know when I'm done, wish me luck!