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bakerstreet2026-02-20 12:00 pm
f6f6f6) wrote in bakerstreet2026-02-20 12:00 pm
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1. why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot
2. Stealing someone's car and doing a 'car acknowledgment' before every ride
3. need to add more mechanics to sleeping:
- online co-op
- grappling
- fishing minigame
4. don't look at me with those brown eyes or I might just spend the rest of my life keeping your hands warm
5. Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite
6. if famous men dont want people speculating about their sexuality maybe they should stop being so gay
7. outfit repeater meal repeater movie rewatcher i know what i like
8. Text him.
2. Stealing someone's car and doing a 'car acknowledgment' before every ride
3. need to add more mechanics to sleeping:
- online co-op
- grappling
- fishing minigame
4. don't look at me with those brown eyes or I might just spend the rest of my life keeping your hands warm
5. Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite
6. if famous men dont want people speculating about their sexuality maybe they should stop being so gay
7. outfit repeater meal repeater movie rewatcher i know what i like
8. Text him.
I swear you think everyone and their fucking dog is gay.
1. I really hope you’re kidding.
2. Flight’s delayed; I’m tempted to lay my coat down and claim this corner as mine until further notice.
3. Your email finds me horizontal on the couch and unwilling to change my state of being.
4. Why are you still awake?
5. With your track record, I'm honestly not all that surprised.
6. It doesn't seem like you need much encouragement; if anything, you need the opposite right now.
7. [ bring your own; misfires & assumed cr all good ]
2. Flight’s delayed; I’m tempted to lay my coat down and claim this corner as mine until further notice.
3. Your email finds me horizontal on the couch and unwilling to change my state of being.
4. Why are you still awake?
5. With your track record, I'm honestly not all that surprised.
6. It doesn't seem like you need much encouragement; if anything, you need the opposite right now.
7. [ bring your own; misfires & assumed cr all good ]
Edited 2026-02-20 17:01 (UTC)
1. the accident wasn't that bad. rumors of my demise are sadly exaggerated.
2. he proposed a marriage of convenience but any marriage seems pretty inconvenient to me!
3. finders keepers. [ a picture of something that belongs to your character (clothing item, jewelry, wallet...) ]
4. very rude of you not to be home when i'm here. [ unexpectedly dropping in at a stupid hour sopping wet from the storm? ugetsu might be. ]
5. a generous gift. what are you expecting in return?
6. being gay is hardly the problem. subjecting my ears to that noise on the other hand? jailable offense.
7. [ test your own or misfire him or whatever. cross-canon, cross-mediums, ocs: all fine. m/m only and 21+ with exception for canonmates. (or 31+ if time skip) or you just prefer that age lmao + ]
1. Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so I have something decent to take off when I get laid.
2. Are you asking because you are concerned, or do you just want to see me shirtless?
3. Want to get drunk and make really bad decisions together?
The drunk part is optional
Even though I bet it would be very hot.
4. My New Year's resolution was actually to be more petty, so...
5. There are a lot of nice tits at this party but not my favorite pair, so is kind of a waste.
6. Did you mean to send that to me?
7. bring your own :D
2. Are you asking because you are concerned, or do you just want to see me shirtless?
3. Want to get drunk and make really bad decisions together?
The drunk part is optional
Even though I bet it would be very hot.
4. My New Year's resolution was actually to be more petty, so...
5. There are a lot of nice tits at this party but not my favorite pair, so is kind of a waste.
6. Did you mean to send that to me?
7. bring your own :D
[ can a man not want both? ]
it looked like a bad hit
it looked like a bad hit
1. I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
2. I don't mind being the designated driver, I just wish my backseat got less action than me.
3. As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
4. I don't have high standards. I'd settle for 2 10s instead of a 20.
5. when you offered to take a shower with me I did not think you meant 'while fully clothed'
6. There is never a wrong time to sing Cake. HE'S GOING THE DISTANCE, HE'S GOING FOR SPEED
2. I don't mind being the designated driver, I just wish my backseat got less action than me.
3. As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
4. I don't have high standards. I'd settle for 2 10s instead of a 20.
5. when you offered to take a shower with me I did not think you meant 'while fully clothed'
6. There is never a wrong time to sing Cake. HE'S GOING THE DISTANCE, HE'S GOING FOR SPEED
4: I think I played opposite your Neph. Well. Morgan's Neph.
himifuckingtsumydear
2026-02-20 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, the Yeowoo Solution.
1. every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
2. Apparently only the sovereign ruler, trained from birth to the position, can decide if we import mortar or make our own. KINGSHIP, EVERYONE
3. they meant well. they meant well. they meant well when they awarded me a trophy for being the most single man on the planet. they meant well. they meant well.
4. WHY IS THE THRONE UPSIDE-DOWN
5. Saw a tree out of the corner of my eye, thought it was green hair, had a really confusing reaction. We need either way more or way less greenery around this place.
2. Apparently only the sovereign ruler, trained from birth to the position, can decide if we import mortar or make our own. KINGSHIP, EVERYONE
3. they meant well. they meant well. they meant well when they awarded me a trophy for being the most single man on the planet. they meant well. they meant well.
4. WHY IS THE THRONE UPSIDE-DOWN
5. Saw a tree out of the corner of my eye, thought it was green hair, had a really confusing reaction. We need either way more or way less greenery around this place.
1. What makes you think I’m lying?
2. If your plan involves me putting a bra back on, you’re going to have to be a little more persuasive.
3. It's genuinely intriguing to me how you've survived this long.
4. That’s a bold accusation.
5. I can see you; get down!
6. Apparently you ‘lost your ankles in a bet’ and thus, the carrying home.
7. I’m a woman of many talents, but helping you comprehend the idiocy of this plan of yours is apparently not among them.
8. [ Text her! Assumed cr/misfires welcome ]
2. If your plan involves me putting a bra back on, you’re going to have to be a little more persuasive.
3. It's genuinely intriguing to me how you've survived this long.
4. That’s a bold accusation.
5. I can see you; get down!
6. Apparently you ‘lost your ankles in a bet’ and thus, the carrying home.
7. I’m a woman of many talents, but helping you comprehend the idiocy of this plan of yours is apparently not among them.
8. [ Text her! Assumed cr/misfires welcome ]
1. They saw me and quit playing strip rock-paper-scissors. I'm really not sure what to think about that.
2. Let me sleep in. My existential crisis isn't scheduled till the afternoon.
3. What is this and how do I get it out of fur???
4. Long conversation about tail-touching and positive consent. I guess it was a net win?
5. I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
6. I guess I'm a special guest speaker at AnthroCon now?
2. Let me sleep in. My existential crisis isn't scheduled till the afternoon.
3. What is this and how do I get it out of fur???
4. Long conversation about tail-touching and positive consent. I guess it was a net win?
5. I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
6. I guess I'm a special guest speaker at AnthroCon now?
1. i do not need your, or anyone else’s underwear. please keep them on your body! that is how they do their job!
2. in the words of mariah carey: why are you so obsessed with me?
3. i think our problem as a ministry is we do not have enough satanic holidays. unholidays? we need unholidays.
4. look, if there is one thing we can agree on, it is that ABBA slander will not be tolerated
5. what exactly is this obsession with my mouth???
6. [ text him! cross-canon/assumed cr/misfires/etc all enthusiastically welcomed. the post-ritual depression/hyperfixation combo is wild, so thanks for indulging me! ]
2. in the words of mariah carey: why are you so obsessed with me?
3. i think our problem as a ministry is we do not have enough satanic holidays. unholidays? we need unholidays.
4. look, if there is one thing we can agree on, it is that ABBA slander will not be tolerated
5. what exactly is this obsession with my mouth???
6. [ text him! cross-canon/assumed cr/misfires/etc all enthusiastically welcomed. the post-ritual depression/hyperfixation combo is wild, so thanks for indulging me! ]
1. You were taking too long so I started a drinking contest. Don't worry, I'm winning.
2. A witness said, and I quote: "God sent us two angels, and at least one had him a .308 caliber flaming sword of justice with a telescopic sight." Might be the nicest thing anybody's ever called my rifle.
3. Those are bold words coming from someone I could hogtie.
4. You gave me a pat on the head and told me to "come back when you're older." I'm 37.
5. High. Send nudes. Just curious.
6. TEXT HIM! Canon, cross-canon, all welcome. 21+ for shipping, please.
2. A witness said, and I quote: "God sent us two angels, and at least one had him a .308 caliber flaming sword of justice with a telescopic sight." Might be the nicest thing anybody's ever called my rifle.
3. Those are bold words coming from someone I could hogtie.
4. You gave me a pat on the head and told me to "come back when you're older." I'm 37.
5. High. Send nudes. Just curious.
6. TEXT HIM! Canon, cross-canon, all welcome. 21+ for shipping, please.
1. To be fair, I didn't have the faintest idea I was capable of bending like that. It was a shock for us both.
2. Why is your stuff in my hotel room? When did you even get here?
3. Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
4. You want your jacket back or not?
5. You hit him. This is where I'm supposed to ask if you want to talk about it.
2. Why is your stuff in my hotel room? When did you even get here?
3. Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
4. You want your jacket back or not?
5. You hit him. This is where I'm supposed to ask if you want to talk about it.
a. Stop talking. My patience with you is at negative 3%.
b. Trust that if I was there I would warm you up right away by setting you on fire. Thank Olruggio of the Torch for his very portable, very useful flame carrier contraption.
c. I have been hearing an unusual amount of cursing, perhaps you should stop? You might just not be any good at drawing seals.
d. Would you like to meet us at that tavern in Kalhn for half-price appetizers and violence? They have your preferred mead too.
e. [ text him; magical messages/modern au ok! ]
Edited 2026-02-20 17:06 (UTC)
1. tipsy and tantalized. talk tomorrow. author's alliteration: awesome.
2. where's my taco? Don't make me use Lie Detection!
3. ignore that last text. didn't mean to send it. had to write down some plot notes real quick.
4. dancing beer. that's it that's the next work. top webnovel 2 here I come!
5. location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
2. where's my taco? Don't make me use Lie Detection!
3. ignore that last text. didn't mean to send it. had to write down some plot notes real quick.
4. dancing beer. that's it that's the next work. top webnovel 2 here I come!
5. location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
1. I Know what I said before, but things are different. Please?
2. No reason but can you bring a shirt with you when you come?
3. I've been up for thirty-six hours and I'm wired enough to see the fabric of reality itself.
4. Do NOT make eye contact with him. I'm fairly certain I've slept with him and I do not need this awkwardness right now.
5. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where the fuck I am?
6. [Or text him! Misfires welcome.]
2. No reason but can you bring a shirt with you when you come?
3. I've been up for thirty-six hours and I'm wired enough to see the fabric of reality itself.
4. Do NOT make eye contact with him. I'm fairly certain I've slept with him and I do not need this awkwardness right now.
5. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where the fuck I am?
6. [Or text him! Misfires welcome.]
3, couldn't choose one, so i used a random number generator
attackpatternbattista
- 2026-02-20 18:03 (UTC) - Expandsrsly my brain was like, "uh, ALL OF THEM plz"
attackpatternbattista
- 2026-02-20 18:43 (UTC) - Expand1. Fell out of a tree trying to rescue a cat...
2. He's just mad because I beat him at dice 'best out of five'. I got free drinks though so I'm having a great time.
3. Just once I'd like to go somewhere and Not end up in a fight.
4. I need a bath, a drink, and a fuck. Not necessarily in that order.
5. If Pebbles doesn't like you, I don't like you.
6. [Or text him! Misfires welcome.]
2. He's just mad because I beat him at dice 'best out of five'. I got free drinks though so I'm having a great time.
3. Just once I'd like to go somewhere and Not end up in a fight.
4. I need a bath, a drink, and a fuck. Not necessarily in that order.
5. If Pebbles doesn't like you, I don't like you.
6. [Or text him! Misfires welcome.]
1.) I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
2.) I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
3.) I just met my new neighbor, he's a self proclaimed coke dealer/softporn producer.
4.) I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, screw him. Why does he and his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
5.) text her
2.) I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
3.) I just met my new neighbor, he's a self proclaimed coke dealer/softporn producer.
4.) I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, screw him. Why does he and his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
5.) text her
1. I can't sleep. Send llama pictures.
2. Against my best wishes, I have been shot.
3. How's that letter of apology to the waitress at Waffle House coming?
4. You sprinted into the side of a parked car.
5. Did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
6. text her!
2. Against my best wishes, I have been shot.
3. How's that letter of apology to the waitress at Waffle House coming?
4. You sprinted into the side of a parked car.
5. Did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
6. text her!
[ Yamada immediately responds with a black and white llama, his signature colour scheme for transformations. ]
Llamada.
Llamada.
1. They say "treat yourself" like that fixes entropy.
2. I looked at my phone and immediately regretted it.
3. Time continues regardless of my opinion.
4. I am listening and not forgiving.
5. I watched three people talk past one another and call it connection.
6. I adjusted my expectations downward again.
2. I looked at my phone and immediately regretted it.
3. Time continues regardless of my opinion.
4. I am listening and not forgiving.
5. I watched three people talk past one another and call it connection.
6. I adjusted my expectations downward again.
as if I REQUIRE your forgiveness!! I act in a manner most do not understand because of their feeble minds that is all001. dude, don't smoke out of a soda can. come over, i've got bongy mcbongcalypse.
002. what do you mean? dick jokes are awesome.
003. wanda has been blasting taylor swift for 6 hours.
004. i lost a fight with a trash can, but guess what? it's still a trash can. i win by default.
005. BYOT.
I. Somehow I feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way. I'm not a wanted criminal anymore, you know.
II. Tying you up seemed the only way to keep you from hurting yourself or others. At least you figured out how to use the phone. Feeling better?
III. There has been some misinformation. I am not and never have been the owner of a cat cafe.
IV. You did a full monologue with your sober self last night. Different voices and everything. You were very good, actually.
V. [ Bring your own text, misfire him, anything goes. Hoyofair gave us mafia, special ops, idol, cyberpunk, and more aus so why not. go for broke. M/M shipping. My kingdom for a "Tomo".... OTA for gen and misfires. ]
II. Tying you up seemed the only way to keep you from hurting yourself or others. At least you figured out how to use the phone. Feeling better?
III. There has been some misinformation. I am not and never have been the owner of a cat cafe.
IV. You did a full monologue with your sober self last night. Different voices and everything. You were very good, actually.
V. [ Bring your own text, misfire him, anything goes. Hoyofair gave us mafia, special ops, idol, cyberpunk, and more aus so why not. go for broke. M/M shipping. My kingdom for a "Tomo".... OTA for gen and misfires. ]
1. people are starting to question the shark bite story
2. and then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender
3. I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
[modern fantasy/world of darkness-based, happy for assumed cr/misfires! more info on profile.]
2. and then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender
3. I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
[modern fantasy/world of darkness-based, happy for assumed cr/misfires! more info on profile.]
look
ur v smart but trying to sell it as a shark bite was so stupid
ur v smart but trying to sell it as a shark bite was so stupid
01. i've never broken a bone in my life. how does your own skeleton fold on you
02. do you think washer and dryer are actual friends or like coworkers who get along really well
03. hate going out in public and the public is there
04. ( text him! )
02. do you think washer and dryer are actual friends or like coworkers who get along really well
03. hate going out in public and the public is there
04. ( text him! )
1. If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me.
2. At what point did you actually think you could throw knives safely?
3. Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
2. At what point did you actually think you could throw knives safely?
3. Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
1. You wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
2. Gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
3. We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys.
4. I definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
5. [ text her! misfires/assumed cr welcome! ]
[ info & permissions! ]
2. Gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
3. We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys.
4. I definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
5. [ text her! misfires/assumed cr welcome! ]
[ info & permissions! ]
1: A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
2: You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
3: We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
4: I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
5: Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
2: You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
3: We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
4: I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
5: Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
I will get back to Touch Starved, I'm just slow, not uninterested *sobs*
hun_trix
- 2026-02-20 22:12 (UTC) - Expand
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