bakerstreet | Post valentine blues

Post valentine blues

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Next time I'll let you drive.

[ 25+ please, crosscanon/medium welcome ]

Edited 2026-02-17 06:27 (UTC)

[Basic gist: Largely faction-neutral Orion mercenary, can be adapted into most any Star Trek timeline point for ease of RP, flirty, easy to get along with, but extremely observant. Pilot, mercenary, ship captain, among other skills. Also comes in various Starfleet AU flavors as desired. Kink List]

(1) yeah obviously i'll fuck you with the mask on, duh

(2) i don't like boobs because i have my mommy issues
i like boobs
and i have mommy issues
the two are unrelated

(3) would it be fucked up to say i want you to ride me so hard i need another trip to the lazarus pit?

(4) of course i like schoolgirl skirts, i'm not made of stone over here

(5) [ or text him yourself, he is... often in a Way. ]

Not any more fucked up than me telling you that I want you to break my back.

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(1) Do you think I could cash in my robot getting pummeled for a sympathy blowjob? I'm not above it.

(2) They're cute. Really cute. I think they'd look better on you, though, so I hope that was the idea.

(3) Thinking about bending you over a conference table does make these meetings pass by faster, I'll admit.

(4) Be honest, does this look like a "dadbod" to you?

[ attached: your expected shirtless mirror selfie. he is, again, flexing every muscle in his body, whether you can tell it or not. ]

(5) [ or you can bring a wild card/misfire/etc. for this poor overworked disaster of a man. ota, cross canon approved, and i don't bite. ]