Ask me please

[littleredsock]

The Ask Me & Tell Me Meme



based off of somethingawful's ask/tell forum

How this works:
→ Post with your character and an ask/tell thread!
→ DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT/SUBJECT LINE BLANK. For examples, look at the link above.
→ Reply to other characters!
→ Have fun and be excellent to each other!

Meme taken and slightly modified from the original here.

Comments

Tell me why friendships matter.

[deathdrive]

[Don't ask about being experimented on.]

Ask me about my pet chupacabra!

[scarlet_devil]

[ A small creature, looking like a small spiky humanoid thing, is held in her arms, looking somehow annoyed. ]

Tell me about your family.

[prettieststorm]

Tell me why humanity is something one must possess.

[mydriveisntfloppy]

Is this mission not more important? When does one cut the line?

...

And how do you know if you actually embody sentience and free will?

[ Ah. It never concerns him, that is - until it does. Passing yet highly distracting. ]

Ah. I see. I apologize.

[madebyman]

Funny. You're supposed to ask those very questions.

[ Is the presence of this very man one you asked for, #313 248 317? Pity if you did, as it was nothing but hubris when interpreting a subroutine. Perhaps,

even androids,

can apply their jaw to bite off more than they would ever be meant to chew. ]

It would simply be cheating to give you the answer. Do not lean on those you are supposed to be better than for a crutch.

[ Including, even especially, drunken old men who indulge in liquid courage and hiding behind literal dogs. That is the kind of man who exists simply to show why humanity must not stay the so called superior species... ]

[nanoprobes]

Individual experience informs your ability to function ethically.

Humanity is used as shorthand for sentience and free will too often. There's nothing uniquely human about it.

Tell me about your home.

[kissedbyshadow]

And your family, if you want.

Ask me about pretending to be blind.

[eyescovered]