Marriage Material

[asoftermeme]

marriage material

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HOW TO PLAY
- In the subject line, you need to inform the world on whether or not your character is marriage material. Why or why not? Deets!
- Tag around. Can you endorse anyone else? Show some interest?

Comments

looks nice in a veil, will gas you up/support you, basically already married so has practice at it

[pluviosus]

{ and he makes nice sandwiches }

Absolutely not.

[frontpagenews]

Uncompromising, bossy, can't cook, et cetera.

Nerd vampire husband. Can give you orgasms by biting you. Well traveled. Former mass murderer.

[nomadicflame]

[Pros, cons, it all comes out in the wash.]

Not ready to stand in front of God and promise commitment to anything but work right now.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I am, however, willing to entertain offers.

[captaindanvers]

So you need clients.

He protecc! He attacc!

[zittern]

( ...but you're gonna need to spend three-quarters of the episode to convince him to get over his crippling fear of everything and do it. )

Wealthy, powerful, charismatic young Lord with VERY talented fingers.

[vengaboy]

[ All that and he can cook, too! ]

[experiment01]

You are a lord? [That was certainly interesting. The robotic voice that spoke to him did not come from her, but rather from the phone clutched in her hands.] I've never met a lord before. [Clearly she was now, and her eyes light up with curiosity. When she cocks her head to the side, the action was a little bird-like.]

Loyal, sincere, responsible, and passionate, but saddled with all the baggage of imperial politics

[knighterrantofthedragon]

...perhaps a bit uncouthly stated, but it is a cumbersome subject to broach, even without so stark a text limit.

Is a Prince. Will make the best husband.

[themonstrous]

you definitely don't want to live with his night terrors (or his literal demons)

[theurgic]

[ ... demons????? ]

[eyescovered]

Doesn't everyone have nightmares?

For the right partner, he will dote on you endlessly.

[fromexile]

crumbling faster than a nature valley bar.

[crawled]

( which is to say no. m/m for shipping. )

destined to die young.

[oldwarsfinished]

( you might have better luck with one of his reincarnations, but this one? less so. )

I once dated a woman and got engaged just to break into the office of said woman's boss.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

["Falling in love" is Human Error and he has the proof.]

Still not over first love.

[stupidbutgood]

[havenomercy]

That can be a tough one.

can do your taxes

[pyonpyon]

Maybe - how much PSTD can you handle?

[onedegreeofseparation]

[Canon events through the end of First Avenger. Got taken out of the ice by Hydra (vs SHIELD infiltrated by HYDRA). Pure self-indulgent bullshit]

Your prospective robo-husband has access to potable water.

[its_time]

Additionally:

-1 (one) multipurpose limb with syringe attachment.

-Drugs that can kill you instantly and painlessly and dissolve your body into dust (very eco-friendly) or are possibly just a sedative.

Some would say he's TOO much of marriage material

[noneed]

... Please don't invite disaster saying things like that.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

How is that even possible? Either you're marriage material or not, there's no "too" about it.

If you enjoy having any secrets of your own, absolutely not

[dumpsterdiver]

I'm not sorry.

generationally wealthy but also generationally traumatized and afraid of commitment

[popestar]

and there would be absolutely nothing normal about the wedding or married life afterwards

Depends on how much you enjoy butting heads.

[allseven]

Figuratively, I'm sure they mean.

[hwoondahn]

I'm sure they don't mean.

Meanwhile, I ain't much for marrying. Less so for minding. Which means you're gonna be up for all the ladywork.

( he jests, he JESTS. )

Tried it once, failed miserably. Really not good at it.

[ferriswheelsandfootball]

Will protect his loved one(s) with his life. Loves fiercely, loyally.

[gentledawn]

Gentle, kind, clever, and witty. May be too skittish from past marital trauma

[veryfond]

Will always let you be the passenger princess

[imperatour]

[ If you can look past the dead partner ptsd. ]