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phone sex & sexting meme

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[ voice testing in honor of the new season ]

(1) i have to show up to some stupid wayne gala thing
wanna get dressed up all nice and make sure i'm not invited to the next one?

(2) i don't like boobs because i have my mommy issues
i like boobs
and i have mommy issues
the two are unrelated

(3) doing dirty talk over my coms is a fun goof and all but can you not do it when people are trying to shoot at me
i don't want my obituary to read "death by untimely boner"

(4) obviously you're going to get a key card to my new safehouse, so yes, you can use the jacuzzi whenever you want
as long as i can you use whenever i want

(5) [ or text him yourself, he is... often in a Way. ]

Edited 2026-02-03 10:11 (UTC)

(1) I guess if we have an HR department, we might as well make sure they get their money's worth, huh?

(2) I either need coffee or head. Maybe both.

(3) Thinking about bending you over a conference table does make these meetings pass by faster, I'll admit.

(4) Be honest, does this look like a "dadbod" to you?

[ attached: your expected shirtless mirror selfie. he is, again, flexing every muscle in his body, whether you can tell it or not. ]

(5) [ or you can bring a wild card/misfire/etc. for this poor overworked disaster of a man. ota, cross canon approved, and i don't bite. ]