AMA

[erza_scarlet]

Ask Me Anything!

Everyone has their own story, whether they're the protagonist or some measly side character, and people want to hear yours!

Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.

Here are some examples:

• Ask a MgRonald's cashier!
• Ask someone who studies Titans for a living anything.
• Everyone ships me with my best friend, AMA. (also, help)
• My life revolves around pitting animals against each other, ask me about Pokemon.
• I met Goku in a meme once, AMA.
• Ask a guy who gets 10 minutes of screentime.

 

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Alien who has been living on Earth for several years, AMA.

[wendypleakley]

[For once, not in disguise for anyone, cause that'd ruin the point of the AMA.]

[fellfurthest]

How do you blend in?

I'm capable of fighting millions, went toe to toe with the most dreaded dragons, and love cake AMA!

[erza_scarlet]

"former" delinquent, AMA.

[glossier]

[powerhittou]

"Former?" Pfft. Why the hell would you wanna be a boring old square?

professional dancer who has never suffered a serious injury, ask me anything.

[goodapplause]

[erza_scarlet]

How have you managed that? Almost every dancer I've ever spoken to has had at least one or two rather drastic falls from trying to perform a dance that went awry somehow.

High Court enforcement agent, AMA

[writorwrong]

[wingence]

How do you decide if you're gonna enforce something or not? Or...do you get a choice?

Professional Photographer, AMA.

[stupidbutgood]

[lucieinthesky]

What kind of camera would you recommend for someone who's just starting out?

God with a Leopard Creature, AMA?

[monzun]

[Are they doing this right?]

i have such fond memories of this broken-ass game

[powerhittou]

...Did your freaky cat thing just eat a rock and puke it back up? Twice?

Defense attorney. AMA.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Disclaimer: I'm a lawyer but I'm not your lawyer.

[mikoshi]

Trial by combat — still a viable path?

rock star and leader of a satanic church, ama

[sacramenta]

[ not exactly the PR he usually does, but... ]

[fellfurthest]

Why Satan? Luciferian is better.

Got any famous songs?

Superhero Dispatch Network ... well, dispatcher. AMA.

[inspiringshit]

I also have a dog.

[nogoldilocks]

What kind of dog?

Someone who looks into spooky shit? AMA

[monstermanual]

 

[needsasnickers]

Elaborate. [That word alone should be enough, but since a question was expected and not a command...]

What is this ‘spooky shit’ that you speak of?

successful mildly shady businessman, also a half animatronic zombie. AMA

[ptoma]

[needsasnickers]

[Long time no see, Mr. Afton.]

Will your limbs remain intact for the foreseeable future?

[Was this a question disguised as a threat? Bakerstreet The world may never know.]

Very tired vampire running the undead side of Los Angeles. AMA

[ventruly]

[ridofthethrone]

Do you ever get a break?

Epidemic Intelligence Service Officer, AMA

[r_naught]

[ridofthethrone]

What does that actually entail?

Murder and Marriage have many commonalities, AMA. Don't be boring.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Both require a good lawyer after you've committed to it. What else?

Dog trainer, AMA

[hababa]

[fellfurthest]

If you're giving a 3-headed dog a bath [What] and one wants it, one falls asleep and the third decides it's scared of water, how do you calm the anxious one without bothering the other two? Blindfold? Music? Bubbles?

Contract killer. AMA.

[57times]

[erza_scarlet]

How good are you? Honestly? Like... world leader level assassinations?

woman's who's spent centuries amongst the stars, ama

[purehope]

[fellfurthest]

How many planets with sentient species do you know of?

A professional baker and trust-fund baby, AMA.

[bossyboiler]

First of his name, Lord Paramount of the Stormlands, Lord of Storm's End. AMA

[unkeptsecret]

[wendypleakley]

Wow, that's a long title! What's it mean?

Professional comedian!

[youlaughyoulose]

Lucky you, I'll give you a show for free if you pay me for it!

[ This is the caliber of joke to expect. ]

[erza_scarlet]

How is that free?

Ex-Tyrant who was both overthrown and spared by his sister AMA

[ridofthethrone]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

She's family so it's hardly surprising both things happened.

Transforming expert who has had every dead-end job you can imagine, plus some you can't.

[changeyourself]

I'm trying something new by fighting for world peace, recently.

Literal devil, living in Hell, Avatar of Pride AMA

[fellfurthest]

[erza_scarlet]

What exactly, do you take pride in most?

One who lives beyond the Wall. AMA

[knowsomethings]

[fellfurthest]

What's "the wall," in this context?