Won't you be my neighbor

[wheesockies]

will you be my boyfriend/girlfriend?

• somebody has just asked your character the above question. now, they must answer. MUST.
• so...answer. no blank comments allowed. fill up that subject line (or the comment body, if you're longwinded).
• this will go well.

Comments

Keep me fed and maybe I will!

[galacticambition]

[Spoiler Alert: the cake was not the only lie here.]

Why would I want to do something like that? As if I need to bind myself to someone else that way.

[oldwarsfinished]

( pls, though, take one for the team and date him anyway, set him straight - or not so straight. no prefs. )

I mean, if you want? I’m not entirely great with that sort of thing.

[silver_eyes_rose]

You want to? Really? Oh, I hope you don’t mind me being a hedgehog!

[heart_of_the_boom]

…really?

[onewithwater]

(laughing) ... Oh wait. You're serious. You're serious?

[fathersonspirit]

[nomadicflame]

Hopefully it is not another relation of your client's.

[fathersonspirit]

You'll never let me live that down, will you.

*WHEEZING*

[furcenary]

[revmeup]

[ Obviously she would know better than to ask, so they must be talking about someone other poor soul. ]

Aw, come on, I thought they were kind of sweet!

[furcenary]

In what way does that make them a good match for me, exactly?

[revmeup]

I didn't say it would be a good match, but it would be funny! For me. I woulda said yes.

[furcenary]

Sorry that I don't live to amuse.

... Plus, her laugh was weird. Couldn't stand it. Gave me that nails on chalkboard feeling.

[revmeup]

Shame, you're such a natural at it.

Her laugh couldn't be that bad. You don't mind mine!

You can't possibly mean that.

[wasisweetonce]

[ info and prefs/permissions! ]

Oh! Well, if that's really what you wish...

[sweetaspeaches]

Fumihiko Takaba 😂 Jujutsu Kaisen - OTA

[youlaughyoulose]

In a way, wanting to date me is a red flag in itself... [ But he casually reaches into his suit and pulls out a bullhorn headband, squishing it onto his head. ] But that works for me.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grovels]

Anyone itchin' to confess their love to me? Now's your chance! C'mon, don't be shy.

( sha-ming is also one of the last people anyone should ever consider dating because guy is 1.) a jobless freeloader, 2.) a shameless fuckboy, and 3.) will probably run for it when things start getting serious. boyfriend of the year, everyone. )

But I'm a traveler?

[startraveler]

You'll probably die because you asked that question

[againstgod]

Haven't we established that I'm terrible boyfriend material?

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

[helloxsweetie]

A warning label that comes with an impending sense of doom. How thrilling!

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I thought I'd get extra points for honesty.

[helloxsweetie]

Honesty earns you points, sweetie, impending sense doom earns you interest.

As a curious girl I need to know what kind. Is the impending doom the slow, operatic kind...or the sort that drops out of the sky without warning?

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

It's pretty much what it says on the tin; I'm lousy at maintaining relationships and I'm kind of a magnet for serious and sudden trouble. So all the more reason to steer clear.

[helloxsweetie]

There's a lid for every pot, as the saying goes.

Honestly, my dating history includes impostors, killers, and at least one man who was in a long-term, committed relationship with all of spacetime. You're refreshingly terrestrial.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Thanks, I think?

[helloxsweetie]

Oh, it's definitely a compliment.

You just need to find someone who is able to maintain themselves and is entirely unbothered by serious and sudden trouble.

[bettercallfoggy]

I don't think you're terrible boyfriend material, there's so much raw potential.

Your card is just full and I hope a day comes when it's not.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I think we both know that day isn't going to come so my dance card is going to remain full.

[bettercallfoggy]

Hope springs eternal, right? A man needs to be able to dream.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Far be it for me to try to shatter a dream with realistic expectations.

[bettercallfoggy]

Progress is progress and hey, if nothing else, I will go down in history as the man who waited, right?

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Yeah, that doesn't make me feel guilty at all.

[bettercallfoggy]

Don't you dare, this is my cross and I get to carry it.

I've done worse.

[revmeup]

[suspectratio]

Does this mean we can do hand stuff?

[revmeup]

Yeah. All kinds of stuff with all kinds of parts.

[suspectratio]

Even your boobs? 'Cause if boobs aren't included in the girlfriend package, I think I should know up front.

[revmeup]

Boyfriend perks include an all access pass to titty city!

[suspectratio]

Okay, I'm in.

Same for you, you know. Boyfriend package means dick on-demand. 24/7. No commercial breaks or anything.

Depends. Do you like kids?

[changeyourself]

(( Bio- A relaxed shapeshifter from a world where, once a month, the moon opens an eye and triggers reality-altering events wherever it looks. After a lifetime of dead-end jobs, Yamada has recently begun using their abilities to do good as part of an anti-Moon Gaze organisation. ))

Don't make me waste my time with skydwellers' habits

[unmessianic]

Really? Okay, wait — before I say anything, let’s talk about what we both think that means, tho

[tedandroses]

[you do get extra points (some of them are just cute points, but they’re still points) if you ask exactly as written, though. Teddy will in fact be your boyfriend/girlfriend! Your datemate. Your historically close friend. Your ‘steady’ crap that rhymes cannot tell if better or worse. Teddy is that boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend you had in February of last year. Who was also Teddy. And is probably dating both of you now.]

You? Please.

[e3ccfb]

As if the likes of you could possibly have anything to offer me. Get real.

[ hee hoo here is some basic info & permissions for this guy :') ]

I really don't have time to make that sort of commitment.

[foultip]

( ota, character is 17. he's not folding. )

First of all... why?

[springremedy]

[ Why even roll the bones? And more importantly, ]

Why should I say yes?

[ Say that she does; how are you planning to sweeten the pot? ]

I'm half-Catholic and I burn real easy.

[gcpds]

( you know, just the important things you ought'a know before you go popping the question. )

You rethink that yet?