Sexting and phone sex

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[necromanager]

Don't worry about it. Not like I would've been offended if it actually was for me. Just surprised.

[medicalling]

Why surprised?

[necromanager]

Well, I suppose it would depend on why you'd be begging for me to be free on your night off. There's definitely a "degree of surprise" scale at play here.

[medicalling]

The original idea involved no strings attached and a lack of clothing with access to room service.

[necromanager]

Very nice, I'd give it a pretty high ranking on the surprise scale.

[medicalling]

Good surprise or bad surprise?

[necromanager]

Good surprise.

[medicalling]

No reason it can't still be.

[necromanager]

Except I'm not the one you meant to text about it.

[medicalling]

The Fates have a way of making things happen for a reason. And I did say no strings.

[necromanager]

You did. So when are your nights off?

[medicalling]

The day after tomorrow, and the day after that.

[necromanager]

Huh, turns out you're in luck. I'm actually free the day after tomorrow.

[medicalling]

Then it seems maybe the Fates did have a hand in this. Would you like to make it dinner beforehand?

[necromanager]

[ She has to think about that one for a bit, mostly because it sounds very nice and she tends to limit herself when it comes to how much she allows herself to enjoy this sort of thing. ]

Not sure why they'd care about meddling with people's booty calls.

Anyway, dinner sounds nice.

[medicalling]

You'd be surprised. What starts as a booty call can end in a needed presence elsewhere. It's a tangled web.

Dinner it is. Favorite cuisine?

[necromanager]

It had better not be what they're after with this one. I need a break from my presence being needed.

French.

[medicalling]

You and I both. But it doesn't hurt to have new names on a list of people to call, aye?

French it is. I'll send you the reservation.

[necromanager]

Definitely not. Just hope you don't end up disappointed with where your clumsy fingers led you.

Thank you, I look forward to it.

[medicalling]

My clumsy fingers rarely lead me astray. Luck of the Irish, or so I'm told.

I as well.

[necromanager]

And they're a lot less clumsy when it comes to other things, I'm guessing.

Hope you don't mind too much that I'm half English.

[medicalling]

I prefer to let others make that distinction for themselves.

Unless you're Catholic, I don't think we'll have a problem.

[necromanager]

Smart man.

Attempts were made to raise me as one but no, wouldn't say I'm Catholic.

[medicalling]

Then we might get on smashingly. It might help if I got a name to call you other than Ms. French English love.

Mine's Rowan, by the by. In case you were wondering.

[necromanager]

I assumed you already knew since you did have my number. It's Vivienne.

Hello, Rowan.