Zoo Meme

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Zoo Meme

1. Post with your character, canon and any prefs


2. Pick a Prompt and Tag! (OR pick a prompt in your top level! Drop your character’s favorite animal maybe!)


3. Thread your shenanigans!

1. Aquarium - You think any of those fish ever eat eachother?


2. General Exhibits - Lions and tigers and bears...and birds and snakes and…


3. Petting Zoo - They’re cute until you get bitten on the ass.


4. Safari Park - The drive through and up close experience.


5. Gift Shop - Get a t-shirt with a hippo on it! Or a pen case with a hippo on it!


6. Wildcard - Something else! Something stupid? Please don’t climb in the enclosures

Comments

Benjamin "Dex" Poindexter | MCU

[ricochetingbullets]

[He's standing in front of one of the exhibits featuring a large predator like a wolf or a lion. He's staying very still and it appears the creature is interested in him, creeping closer as they keep their eyes on him. It's quite the meeting of minds going on right here.]

[annarr]

Are you making a friend?

[When did Loki get here and lean over the man's shoulder? Whatever, it doesn't matter. Definitely don't flinch about it in front of the wolves.]

Are you going to get in there properly and say "hi?"

[ricochetingbullets]

[Dex has a knife in his hands and almost stabs Loki right in the carotid artery when he suddenly appears out of nowhere. It's an instinct so ingrained within him that only having other people in the area is what prevents him from trying to kill the young god.]

Hard pass. Pretty sure they'd bite right through the tendons in my ankles to knock me down so they could eat me.

Pauline Bonheur | OC | OTA

[ribbonbon]

[Pauline is excitably looking around a reptile exhibit. Smiling broadly, she crouches down to look at a large snake as she tilts this way and that while snapping multiple photos.]


[ Character info/permissions.]

soundwave | transformers idw | ota

[peacewithouttyranny]

[soundy is here for the elephants]

The General / Mr. Villain's Day Off

[mrvillain]

[Legally obligated to hit this up. He'll have been watching pandas for over an hour now.]

[fellfurthest]

[Also here with him, because that's what besties DO.]

[Although Lucifer's demons instincts are lowkey screaming at him to set everything free to watch the rampage, but no... no... most of these animals wouldn't do better with that anyway.]

They also have peacocks. Have you ever seen one before?

[mrvillain]

[He's spent the last ten minutes glancing from the pandas. To Lucifer. Glances back at the pandas if he catches him looking. Generally looks a little nervous, like he's building up to something.]

They are beautiful creatures... Though between them and the shoebill, I usually only visit the aviary for a short while.

[Peacocks screaming while the shoebill clacks and it sounds like a massacre if they're in a mood.]

[But! Be brave. Just say it! He won't feel right moving on if he doesn't say it. Lucifer deserves to be told good things about him! He's undervalued, and his value needs to be plainly shown to him.]

That panda looks like you. [He points at the one he means. It's been kicking a younger panda off its little podium on and off for the last half hour. Younger panda seems to delight in this reaction and keeps coming back for more chaos after it rolls away. Lucifer-panda is so obviously sick of this and wants to enjoy his apple treat.]

[treadwater]

[While he's distracted by the pandas, a certain blue-haired teenager meanders over to watch them with him. She recognizes his disguise from the hospital.]

[mrvillain]

[He's practically in a fugue state of delight as the creatures topple and tumble over each other, or laze elegantly in the sun. What stark little fluffy wonders they are! Powerfully crushing jaws just indulging in their bamboo treats.]

[He sees blue out of the corner of his eye and startles so hard his hair bounces a little.]

Oh. Hello.

Did you get the day off?

[He sounds a little hopeful on that, the word 'ceasefire!' waiting in the chamber to deploy as needed.]

Rumi | KPop Demon Hunters | OTA

[denyingit]

[OTA gen, anything more serious 20+ OTA. Castmates (especially JINUS and her girls), crosscanon, crossmedium, assumed CR, AUs, OCs etc all always welcome. Won't be going to anywhere with snakes or spiders in there since the player can't/won't do that.]

The Creature | Del Toro's Frankenstein | OTA20+

[mercilesslife]

[Take him to the zoo. He will try to pet all the animals.]

Lucifer Morningstar | Obey Me | OTA

[fellfurthest]

[He has to see the peacocks. And slap his own hands to resist the urge for chaos. Demon temptations. It's a thing.]

Ehhhh chimeras?

No wait, that's a regular lion.

[He has also has to get like 8 or 9 gift shop souvenirs.... It's a thing. Not all of his brothers deserve it, but still, generally.]

[devilcaughtnapping]

An East African lion. You can tell because his mane isn't very thick.

[Belphie may have turned his back on the Human Realm for a few millennia, but he remembers quite a bit from back when he adored the place. A fondness he's slowly gaining back thanks to a certain exchange student.]

Beeeeeeelphie /grabby hands/ Also me resisting the urge to pull out lion Lucifer from that dream epi

[fellfurthest]

Ohhh? Good catch Belphegor!

[They're in public. He doesn't care.]

[He's just so happy his babiest bro is engaged and not stabbing humans, okay okay. Good therapy. Slow immersion introduction back to the populace that most triggers his instincts.]

But what about the females?

[Lucifer you ain't on a school field trip, calm down.]

Duster | Mother 3 | OTA

[mindofathief]

[Usually found watching the animals quietly or covered in tiny animals in the petting zoo.]

Cervantes 'Van' Grayson - Werewolf OC - OTA

[lycandsubscribe]

[How about an AU where your character realizes one of the wolves in the exhibit isn't exactly a normal wolf? Wanna jailbreak a werewolf in an awkward situation?]

insanely good username btw

[eyecontact]

...

[something...something's not right, is it? or is Joey just imagining things. it's not like he's an animal expert or anything, but...

hm.

HM!!!

he folds his arms on the railing of the viewing area, leaning forward a bit as lanky teens are apt to do, squinting, watching the wolf exhibit. maybe he just misinterpreted it?]

[fellfurthest]

Lucifer would really like not to be doing this so much in public, but you know. You can't choose when/where the chaos hits you. Which in Lucifer's case is 24/7.

He just, at least waits for the people to thin out, before getting close enough to speak a few quiet howls. Yes, he speaks wolf. He speaks angel, demon, and pretty much everything as long as it's Earth-y.

"Sir. Is this intentional on your part?"

Because he'll just... LOOK THE OTHER WAY. It's fine. Everyone has weird moments....

This is doing nothing to curb his jailbreak urges. But if it's actually just for a TARGETED purpose, that would explain a bit too. He doesn't believe in coincidences, after all. Even if he does feel a little manipulated by his Creator. Who doesn't? Right? Ignore that.

«baphomet» （i was the final boss）

[based]

[ Former goat demon is, unsurprisingly, at the petting zoo, stoically feeding lettuce and apple slices to goats. ]

[fellfurthest]

[At least he's not... IN the petting zoo... being pet.]

[Not Lucifer would judge... too much. He would judge a LOT, but not 100% Because it's been one of those years.]

[Lucifer is just here to get pictures of the sheep for his boss.]

[Sup fellow demon/devil.]

Robert Muldoon | Jurassic Park | OTA

[allbedestroyed]

[If there are animals, he's working there. Dinosaurs, of course, included.]

Korppi Toivonen || The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust || OTA

[kuoleman_laulu]

[He's a bird of prey rehabber. Could be working at the zoo or visiting, probably in the Aviary.]

[willoftheblackbird]

The breaks in the European schedule gave all the bands a surprising amount of time to explore. Trygg had told Dee to check out the local zoo, insisting that it had a wonderful aviary. What he didn't say was that Dee would likely find a familiar face there.

"Oh! Korppi!" Dee waved. "Fancy finding you here."

[working or visiting.]

Minoru - OC

[itmeanstruth]

[Probably hanging out at the reptile house, watching the snakes.]