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bakerstreet2026-01-15 10:24 pm
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001. bleeding from the face, sitting in the back of a car, holding a wad of ripped caution tape. What else would i be doing?
002. I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that I can take it down.
003. as a matter of principle, i waited until noon to start the drinking binge
004. just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60.
005. I made that whipped coffee thing today. took six pouches of instant espresso. I can feel colours.
(1) see, but you dressing up trashy and going undercover with me would be so much fun
i get a distraction for the marks, and i get a nice show myself
where's the downside?
(2) That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
(3) in my defense, i make very poor decisions when my pride is challenged
so i'm afraid that if you do see any of the pictures or video, no, it's not ai or the mad hatter or anything
but i refuse to allow people to think that nightwing is the only vigilante who'd look good on a pole
(4) for obvious reasons don't tell roy, but i did steal a brick of premium santa prisca weed from this drug bust and oh my god it's the best thing i've ever smoked
(5) the good news is that i had the best pork siu mai i've ever had in my life
the bad news is that i fell off a twentieth floor balcony
but i did at least fall in a pool so it could have been worse
7/10 trip really
(6) wanna get drunk and make really bad decisions together?
the drunk part is optional
even though i bet it'd be hot
(7) [ or text him yourself, he is... often in a Way. ]
i get a distraction for the marks, and i get a nice show myself
where's the downside?
(2) That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
(3) in my defense, i make very poor decisions when my pride is challenged
so i'm afraid that if you do see any of the pictures or video, no, it's not ai or the mad hatter or anything
but i refuse to allow people to think that nightwing is the only vigilante who'd look good on a pole
(4) for obvious reasons don't tell roy, but i did steal a brick of premium santa prisca weed from this drug bust and oh my god it's the best thing i've ever smoked
(5) the good news is that i had the best pork siu mai i've ever had in my life
the bad news is that i fell off a twentieth floor balcony
but i did at least fall in a pool so it could have been worse
7/10 trip really
(6) wanna get drunk and make really bad decisions together?
the drunk part is optional
even though i bet it'd be hot
(7) [ or text him yourself, he is... often in a Way. ]
01. I dunno, there's just something so comforting about having your penis in my mouth.
02. probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
03. convinced if i was being murdered, no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 1000000 orgasms that night, there is no hope
04. the comment said: "I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST."
05. I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
02. probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
03. convinced if i was being murdered, no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 1000000 orgasms that night, there is no hope
04. the comment said: "I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST."
05. I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
1. A simple 'no' would have sufficed.
2. This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
3. What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover.
4. She said she was 'saving me for later'.
5. I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants.
6. [ text him! misfires, assumed cr, crosscanon/medium, i'm here for everything! hit me w it ]
2. This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
3. What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover.
4. She said she was 'saving me for later'.
5. I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants.
6. [ text him! misfires, assumed cr, crosscanon/medium, i'm here for everything! hit me w it ]
There is no one else in the apartment you know.
001. Oh, and let me go get some popcorn. Watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shit show.
002. FYI gin and iced coffee, not my greatest invention.
003. How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
004. I found our brother, passed out, floating in the lake, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress.
005. I'm not sure which one did it, but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck.
002. FYI gin and iced coffee, not my greatest invention.
003. How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
004. I found our brother, passed out, floating in the lake, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress.
005. I'm not sure which one did it, but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck.
(1) Well first of all, I don't know why you'd think I'd tell you if I was staring at your ass, even if I was.
Which I wasn't.
(2) Do you think anyone will be able to tell if I just slug a shot of vodka into my coffee? I really need some hair of the dog, and I don't mean Beef.
(3) Well, she tasted like tea tree oil smells, so.
7/10
(4) Why does everyone keep asking about my sex life?
(5) Frankly, at this point I'd take a massage from Golem if it would make my back stop hurting so much, but I think you'd be a lot better at it, for one thing.
(6) [ or you can bring a wild card/misfire/etc. for this poor overworked disaster of a man. ota, cross canon approved, and i don't bite. ]
Which I wasn't.
(2) Do you think anyone will be able to tell if I just slug a shot of vodka into my coffee? I really need some hair of the dog, and I don't mean Beef.
(3) Well, she tasted like tea tree oil smells, so.
7/10
(4) Why does everyone keep asking about my sex life?
(5) Frankly, at this point I'd take a massage from Golem if it would make my back stop hurting so much, but I think you'd be a lot better at it, for one thing.
(6) [ or you can bring a wild card/misfire/etc. for this poor overworked disaster of a man. ota, cross canon approved, and i don't bite. ]
Ouch. I suppose I could try, if... you'd really prefer that. Though I must suggest that having a professional work on your back would probably have the highest rate of mitigating your pain, rather than... me.
[And the damaged touch receptors in most of his extremities isn't the problem. He can make tentacles to work around that. No. His main problem is "how hard is too hard". As if he's not always hyper aware of every little inch of strength he puts into everything and anything. Giving a massage shouldn't be a problem because he handles butterflies for fun, for fuck's sake.]
If I make it start to hurt worse, no playing tough to hide it. Got it? I at least like to act like I have more tangible control over my strength than Phenomaman.
[As if it's actually an act and not him thoroughly understanding and fully controlling his own power, compared to humans, due to being raised as one.]
[And the damaged touch receptors in most of his extremities isn't the problem. He can make tentacles to work around that. No. His main problem is "how hard is too hard". As if he's not always hyper aware of every little inch of strength he puts into everything and anything. Giving a massage shouldn't be a problem because he handles butterflies for fun, for fuck's sake.]
If I make it start to hurt worse, no playing tough to hide it. Got it? I at least like to act like I have more tangible control over my strength than Phenomaman.
[As if it's actually an act and not him thoroughly understanding and fully controlling his own power, compared to humans, due to being raised as one.]
1) You looked... very anatomically correct tonight
2) Tell me again why the toilet seat was off limits? It was just one explosive
3) if you're blasted out of your mind on hanar mindfish then, honestly, you can't make a decision on where your pants go
4) what do you mean how big am i in bed???? 7'2" just sideways
5) text him;
2) Tell me again why the toilet seat was off limits? It was just one explosive
3) if you're blasted out of your mind on hanar mindfish then, honestly, you can't make a decision on where your pants go
4) what do you mean how big am i in bed???? 7'2" just sideways
5) text him;
1. Do you think the hole in my wall will count against my security deposit?
2. I still can't get over the fact that you think I have my life together. That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me.
3. Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
4. Men will leap across rooftops and punch strangers in the face while wearing an uncomfortable suit all to avoid therapy.
5. No stitches. Just will power and positive thinking.
2. I still can't get over the fact that you think I have my life together. That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me.
3. Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
4. Men will leap across rooftops and punch strangers in the face while wearing an uncomfortable suit all to avoid therapy.
5. No stitches. Just will power and positive thinking.
There are so many gifs I wish I could send to you right now.
[Info: A shapeshifter with a special interest in bugs - particularly butterflies and moths. Just a bit over 3 centuries old, but mentally and physically in mid to late 20s. Has a highly blunted sense of touch due to an overwhelming amount of scar tissue over the decades, caused by faulty transformation attempts and poor injury repair.]
1) I'm drawing one of my butterfly kaleidoscopes right now. What is it?
2) The probability of this going well is very low, I think.
3) I am not going there again. It's loud. I hated every second.
4) I'm contemplating the pros and cons of 4am Denny's. I think the pros are winning.
5) (text/misfire him!)
1) I'm drawing one of my butterfly kaleidoscopes right now. What is it?
2) The probability of this going well is very low, I think.
3) I am not going there again. It's loud. I hated every second.
4) I'm contemplating the pros and cons of 4am Denny's. I think the pros are winning.
5) (text/misfire him!)
1: Well, I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
2: I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
3: However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
4: Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
5: Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
2: I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
3: However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
4: Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
5: Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
1) I do not think a nun would say that about a hill. I would, however.
2) I don't think you understand - I turned down the finest wine to sleep with you tonight.
3) tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left breast ...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both at once. Unless he brings a good desert.
4) Mark my words - one day, I will see his naked backside in all its glory.
5) text him;
2) I don't think you understand - I turned down the finest wine to sleep with you tonight.
3) tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left breast ...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both at once. Unless he brings a good desert.
4) Mark my words - one day, I will see his naked backside in all its glory.
5) text him;
Edited 2026-01-16 05:47 (UTC)
one— The night has its own alphabet. ( sent apropos nothing, probably. )
two— How's your knowledge of esoteric real estate? ( also sent without any context. )
three— Don't worry about it. Dead men don't feel pain.
four— If you're looking for your dignity, forget about it.
five— You told me I "need to get drunk" because "I'm an angry sober". I don't think that works the way you think it works.
wildcard— or text him. assumed cr, misfires, cross-canon etc all good!
+ jake lockley, steven grant if u want.
Edited 2026-01-16 05:55 (UTC)
a. I waent out and fell asleep in my sunglasses.
b. They keep asking me if you're dating. Please sit down together and talk it through?
c. Thanks for the lesson in dirty dancing. Let's ignore it for now.
d. I want to buy you coffee and kiss your face.
e. ( text him )
b. They keep asking me if you're dating. Please sit down together and talk it through?
c. Thanks for the lesson in dirty dancing. Let's ignore it for now.
d. I want to buy you coffee and kiss your face.
e. ( text him )
Edited 2026-01-16 05:52 (UTC)
1) Where do all these nugs keep coming from?
2) Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
3) come here and help get the statue out of the laundry pool before Emmerich gets back
4) Sorry I had too much last night. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
5) text him;
2) Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
3) come here and help get the statue out of the laundry pool before Emmerich gets back
4) Sorry I had too much last night. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
5) text him;
1. My reflection looked tired before I felt it.
2. I think I have a routine. I do not remember choosing one.
3. This city is starting to feel familiar. That is a problem.
4. They asked if I wanted to join their group chat. That feels like a commitment.
5. Do people always watch each other this much now, or is it just this neighborhood?
6. I keep being recognized by people I have never met. They all keep calling me "the Nomad." I hate it here.
7. (Bring your own!)
2. I think I have a routine. I do not remember choosing one.
3. This city is starting to feel familiar. That is a problem.
4. They asked if I wanted to join their group chat. That feels like a commitment.
5. Do people always watch each other this much now, or is it just this neighborhood?
6. I keep being recognized by people I have never met. They all keep calling me "the Nomad." I hate it here.
7. (Bring your own!)
7 - bringing my own, also - note slipped under door while phyre was sleeping
surgicalcynicism
2026-01-16 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
1: Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
2: Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
3: I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
4: Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
5: my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
2: Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
3: I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
4: Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
5: my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Please, you know Bruce Wayne only allows his best angles to be photographed ;)
1 ► I'm pretty chill as far as eccentric kings go
2 ► I wish I had a husband to read to me all afternoon and into the evening and before bed each night
3 ► Why is martial arts the only activity that has a belt system? I'm really good at baking but people are just supposed to take my word for it
4 ► I'm going to be your decision maker for today. Tell me something and I'll say yes or no. You can trust me I have wisdom
1 ► in my "this cannot continue and yet it does" era
2 ► Pray for me. Nothing's wrong, I just want more power.
3 ► I'm fine. I'm just a little bit always worried about everything
4 ► They're just trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.
1 ► You are NOT bouncing on it tonight.
2 ► it's so funny that he thinks he deserves to live
3 ► Just reconceptualized the lack of direction in my life as freedom.
4 ► Not everyone hires me for a commission, but that's fine. People make mistakes.
1. omw to fucking bite you
2. Lovingly, no.
3. I'm getting some naughty little boy energy from you.
4. idk who needs to hear this rn but your thighs make me feral
2. Lovingly, no.
3. I'm getting some naughty little boy energy from you.
4. idk who needs to hear this rn but your thighs make me feral
a. don't worry yourself too much. there are worse places to wake up.
b. well, it's not as if i died, is it? and i kept all of my fingers, even.
c. i've never seen you so affectionate. it was almost a bit concerning.
d. or text him! prefs here!
b. well, it's not as if i died, is it? and i kept all of my fingers, even.
c. i've never seen you so affectionate. it was almost a bit concerning.
d. or text him! prefs here!
1: Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
2: If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
3: What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
4: The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
5: We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
2: If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
3: What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
4: The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
5: We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
a. i'm rehoming some gift baskets. i won't speak to where the included wine went.
b. there was an incident, so i'll be working in the hallway until further notice.
c. i won't hold anything you say while you're drunk against you.
d. or text him. s1 preferred, m/m for shipping!
b. there was an incident, so i'll be working in the hallway until further notice.
c. i won't hold anything you say while you're drunk against you.
d. or text him. s1 preferred, m/m for shipping!
[Info|Perms. All Tavs, companions, cross-canon and assumed CR welcomed.]
1. Its a full moon tonight... You want to join me for a dance?
2. don’t care who started it. I care who’s bleeding and why it’s always the same person.
3. Why do I let you talk me into these things? I don’t need divine insight to know this is a bad idea.
4. ... Why is the wizard wet?
5. Is it true that I give off ‘responsible adult’ energy and that’s apparently terrifying?
6. Don't make me drink this bottle of wine alone.
7. Text her?
1. Its a full moon tonight... You want to join me for a dance?
2. don’t care who started it. I care who’s bleeding and why it’s always the same person.
3. Why do I let you talk me into these things? I don’t need divine insight to know this is a bad idea.
4. ... Why is the wizard wet?
5. Is it true that I give off ‘responsible adult’ energy and that’s apparently terrifying?
6. Don't make me drink this bottle of wine alone.
7. Text her?
Edited 2026-01-16 06:28 (UTC)
I might ask, why are you looking?
Tell me, who were you trying to speak to? I assume not myself.
Tell me, who were you trying to speak to? I assume not myself.
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