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I sing Celtic Woman naked in the kitchen

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So now everyone knows their business. Good thing people here are supremely full of tact and would never make fun of awkward confessions.

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Mhm. [saito takes a final drag off his cigarette and flicks it away.] There's a word for that, you know.

[is he just a police officer looking for a confession? maybe. for the time being. she's not his usual target, but if there ever were a clear indication that he might need to look into someone, this seems to be it. little small, though. even for a woman.]

To admit it so freely is quite the brazen move...for a moron.

Rape?

[She just says it so blasé that it's almost the kind of thing to give someone whiplash.]

My victims are only those who are willing to pillage my body if they can best me. I won't back down, just because some people are little crybabies who can't handle a good time.

[if she thinks she can shock him, she's sorely mistaken after all he's seen. he doesn't react. at all. beyond an unbothered smirk and a quirked eyebrow.]

So it's a matter of 'rules for thee, yet not for me,' then.

[it's karmic in a way, he supposes. even if that won't get her off the hook. hypocritical of him? maybe, but saito's never been too bothered about things like that either. he knows what he is.]

Well I can't say it's a boring response. Though next you're going to tell me the term 'stop' is mostly a guideline.

[he might be teasing her a little bit. it comes naturally. and since he couldn't be less interested in her body for any reason, he does wonder what she means by 'bested.' swordsman's curiosity and nothing more.]

Oh, I wouldn't say that. Those who follow the rules can reap the benefits, those who don't? Well... Pity the pirate fool who decides to cross the pirate code and be devoured by the Kraken.

[It's very real, very tentacley, and sometimes a bit rapey itself!]

Only if you agreed to it to begin with. If you haven't signed up to be taken advantage of, you can't take advantage of others without the horrific consequences that would otherwise follow.

[And Tinkerbell may be weaving her sword through the air to elucidate her points rather pointedly. Making gestures in the air about the pirate code, the Kraken, and laws that are being very painfully enforced.]

There are worse fates than death, and many a pirate has learned that the hard way.

[he makes a sound of affirmation to let her know he is listening. but pirates...they so often are hit or miss. at least the ones he's had to arrest or dispatch to the other world. he's never met a lady pirate, though he's aware they exist. though from what he's heard, her taste was abysmal if she wanted himura of all people.]

I'm well aware of that. If given the choice between facing this kraken or doing hours of paperwork, I'm apt to choose the kraken since at least then, there's a chance it'll make decent takoyaki.

[what? he's japanese. if there's anything his people know how to do, it's prepare octopus. not him - he only cooks if it's life, death, or pleasantries with an old comrade he shared kitchen duties with - but the sentiment remains.]

What I'm still not clear on is how you pillage the willing. Somehow those things don't add up.

[is he being obtuse on purpose? whatever do you mean by that? he would never. unless he was bored...]

You really don't understand anything do you? I'd almost pity you, but it would be a wasted effort.

[he just smirks. golden eyes staring directly into hers. unbothered. if she's this touchy about being teased, then he more or less wonders how being a pirate works out for her. not the friendliest crowd, unless something's changed that he isn't aware of.]

I think I understand perfectly. You fuck who you want, when you want, presumably under the pretense they've agreed to it and I certainly hope that's true or else I'd have to kill you. You boast of your skill, you're quite sure of yourself, and yes, sooner or later they break from your oh-so-impressive skill.

[he sounds bored even as he shrugs.]

If I had a coin for every time I've heard something similar, I likely wouldn't be a police officer. I just don't typically hear it from women.

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