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bakerstreet2026-01-02 12:10 am
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1. why do u even ask me for fashion advice if ur not gonna take it?? yikes. this is why u get no girls
2. good morning hey why did i sleep on ur bathroom floor
thx for the blanket tho
3. bro… tehy took awya my keysss :( can u come poick me up???
4. it’s over………. she doesn’t like karaoke………….
5. [ text him! i default to baby 20 y/o nishiki but happy to play him older too. cross-canon, assumed cr, misfires etc all welcome. ]
2. good morning hey why did i sleep on ur bathroom floor
thx for the blanket tho
3. bro… tehy took awya my keysss :( can u come poick me up???
4. it’s over………. she doesn’t like karaoke………….
5. [ text him! i default to baby 20 y/o nishiki but happy to play him older too. cross-canon, assumed cr, misfires etc all welcome. ]
TRACK 1 why do you sound so worried?
TRACK 2 heyyyy it's super last minute i know but any chance you're home...? [ not like he's there or anything (yes he is) ]
TRACK 3 still no voice so ... yeah [ after his collapse on stage at the live a few nights ago. (approx 25 here) ]
TRACK 4 tabloids blew it WAY out of proportion! i'm really okay!! you know those things also just make stuff up right?!
TRACK 5 iii wasnt going to drink but then there was alcohol and the producers r so pushyyyy
so you
know!
?
B-SIDE. [ tl;dr hiiragi is in a band -- SYH -- that's pretty popular! a pretty boy who wears his heart on his sleeve, overworks due to his lifelong love affair with music and also some hangups. m/m or ota gen. age range 16ish-26ish so if you have a pref just mention it. later in career he's modeling, doing ambassador work for brands, and other things too! ]
TRACK 2 heyyyy it's super last minute i know but any chance you're home...? [ not like he's there or anything (yes he is) ]
TRACK 3 still no voice so ... yeah [ after his collapse on stage at the live a few nights ago. (approx 25 here) ]
TRACK 4 tabloids blew it WAY out of proportion! i'm really okay!! you know those things also just make stuff up right?!
TRACK 5 iii wasnt going to drink but then there was alcohol and the producers r so pushyyyy
so you
know!
?
B-SIDE. [ tl;dr hiiragi is in a band -- SYH -- that's pretty popular! a pretty boy who wears his heart on his sleeve, overworks due to his lifelong love affair with music and also some hangups. m/m or ota gen. age range 16ish-26ish so if you have a pref just mention it. later in career he's modeling, doing ambassador work for brands, and other things too! ]
1. You should be honored that I would choose to re-animate you in the event of your death. I think you would make for a very useful servant.
2. I need to borrow some of your blood. I suppose borrow isn’t the correct word, as I won’t be returning it.
3. Indeed. Well, I spoke with the insects. They said you’re a little bitch
4. I WAS GOING TO SMOKE THAT YOU INSOLENT LITTLE WORM
5. [ text him! cross-canon, assumed cr, misfires etc all welcome. mysterious Ye Olde Texting? modern au? it all works for me! ]
2. I need to borrow some of your blood. I suppose borrow isn’t the correct word, as I won’t be returning it.
3. Indeed. Well, I spoke with the insects. They said you’re a little bitch
4. I WAS GOING TO SMOKE THAT YOU INSOLENT LITTLE WORM
5. [ text him! cross-canon, assumed cr, misfires etc all welcome. mysterious Ye Olde Texting? modern au? it all works for me! ]
1: No. No. No. Never. Not ever.
2: New Years Eve party. Lots of liquor. Only attendee still standing. Further proof that these people are weak.
3: Fine. I'll break out of jail myself.
4: Watching the party in Times Square reminds me that there's a few people I know still waiting for their ball to drop.
5: No idea why people think a new year is a big deal. I've seen plenty of my own.
6: Postponing morning to another time.
7: Your text here!
2: New Years Eve party. Lots of liquor. Only attendee still standing. Further proof that these people are weak.
3: Fine. I'll break out of jail myself.
4: Watching the party in Times Square reminds me that there's a few people I know still waiting for their ball to drop.
5: No idea why people think a new year is a big deal. I've seen plenty of my own.
6: Postponing morning to another time.
7: Your text here!
1: Did you really just ask me to 'send nudes' because you're 'curious'?
2: also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
3: i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no.
4: Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
5: Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
2: also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
3: i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no.
4: Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
5: Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Haven't you read Alice in Wonderland? Curiosity can lead amazing places.
1. would you be my model for a photoshoot?
i promise it’s for an assignment i’m not just like… randomly asking haha
2. but the lyrics are the best part of music. how can you not pay attention to them??
3. just got the worst haircut of my entire life and that’s no easy feat. help
4. you sound like my dad. this is not a compliment.
5. [ text him! cross-canon, assumed cr, misfires etc all welcome. i’m caught up, but please tag spoilers for others! ]
i promise it’s for an assignment i’m not just like… randomly asking haha
2. but the lyrics are the best part of music. how can you not pay attention to them??
3. just got the worst haircut of my entire life and that’s no easy feat. help
4. you sound like my dad. this is not a compliment.
5. [ text him! cross-canon, assumed cr, misfires etc all welcome. i’m caught up, but please tag spoilers for others! ]
1. Are you dead? Send Y for Yes, or N for No.
2. Oh, well, obviously, who needs curative spells when you have White Gull and hot knives. Perish the thought.
3. Brief question, do you happen to recall when exactly I developed the capacity for empathy, and how I might rid myself of it as expediently as possible?
4. And another thing — stop saying "sorceress behavior" every time I say something perfectly rational and productive.
5. ( text her! )
2. Oh, well, obviously, who needs curative spells when you have White Gull and hot knives. Perish the thought.
3. Brief question, do you happen to recall when exactly I developed the capacity for empathy, and how I might rid myself of it as expediently as possible?
4. And another thing — stop saying "sorceress behavior" every time I say something perfectly rational and productive.
5. ( text her! )
01. I have very good news for you.
02. yes, my circus. yes, my monkeys. proud tears forming in my eyes. love sprouting deep in my chest.
03. I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
04. I take it you're not on your way over? Do I need to call an ambulance? Please just let me know you're alive.
05. [Text her. up to date, please mark spoilers]
02. yes, my circus. yes, my monkeys. proud tears forming in my eyes. love sprouting deep in my chest.
03. I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
04. I take it you're not on your way over? Do I need to call an ambulance? Please just let me know you're alive.
05. [Text her. up to date, please mark spoilers]
uh huh
and you know i always request the bad news first
sooo....???
and you know i always request the bad news first
sooo....???
1 ► lately I’ve just been warding off the creature
2 ► I wish I was a cat... no school, no work, just meow meow
3 ► making a meal for someone. really fulfilling and satisfying. to know i have helped. made someone warm. sated.
4 ► i was put on this earth to be silly! what is all this brutal reality and grief doing here. interrupting my silly
1 ► so beautiful that it hurts me to look at him
2 ► It's okay if you only save one person. It's okay if that person is you.
3 ► Telling your parents about your problems is just adding another problem to your life.
4 ► I went to see a friend at an opera and she recognized me in the audience — climbed, sultry as anything, off the stage mid-song, sat on my lap and opened a flask, and I thought, "this is a performance, so it's going to be water," so I let her take my face in her hand and tip my head back in front of the entire audience and she poured Fireball directly down my throat
professor that's so sweet
but that's also a statue of a dog
but that's also a statue of a dog
1 ► everything is fine I just need to get hit by the aquabus
2 ► I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.
2 ► Sometimes I know I'm being used but I'm like oh well not like I have anything else planned today
4 ► A man found out that I'd been to Liyue and asked "Oh, do you know a guy named Yip Gaming?" Such a stupid question when you consider how many people there are in Liyue... the annoying thing was that I do know Yip Gaming
1. come get drunk with me you fucking pussy
2. SOMEONE DREW A FUCKING DICK ON MY FACE IN PERMANENT MARKER LAST NIGHT AND I JUST NOTICED IT NOW
3. i'm supposed to practice being nicer to people. sorry i called you a little bitch. even if it was true.
4. oh so having ONE gay porn magazine makes you gay now??
5. hey i think i passed out in your living room. this is an ugly fuckin couch btw
6. text him!
2. SOMEONE DREW A FUCKING DICK ON MY FACE IN PERMANENT MARKER LAST NIGHT AND I JUST NOTICED IT NOW
3. i'm supposed to practice being nicer to people. sorry i called you a little bitch. even if it was true.
4. oh so having ONE gay porn magazine makes you gay now??
5. hey i think i passed out in your living room. this is an ugly fuckin couch btw
6. text him!
01. Don't tell me you slept with my cousin again. I am begging you to develop better hobbies.
02. You appear to be interpreting "absolutely not" as a challenge. How concerning.
03. Ran into a past mistake last night. An unpleasant but effective lesson.
04. I finished the book you lent me. The scene on page 134 would benefit from a basic consultation with a biologist, a physicist, or anyone with knees.
05. Text her!!!
02. You appear to be interpreting "absolutely not" as a challenge. How concerning.
03. Ran into a past mistake last night. An unpleasant but effective lesson.
04. I finished the book you lent me. The scene on page 134 would benefit from a basic consultation with a biologist, a physicist, or anyone with knees.
05. Text her!!!
sure, but…sometimes all it takes is a little suspension of disbelief, and then scenes like that can just be fun.
ONE. yall fighting demons( or your choice. open to crosscanon/medium/ocs. gen is open to all ages. ships are 17+, ota. )
im jacking mine off
TWO. do you wanna hunt me for sport later
THREE. im bisexual
means im attracted to anyone who can defeat me in physical combat
FOUR. naah
youre not weirding me out
youre weirding me in
keep talking!!! :)
1: Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
2: So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
3: How naked do you want me to be?
4: hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
5: You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
2: So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
3: How naked do you want me to be?
4: hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
5: You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
01. I just need someone to remind me at regular intervals that I'm not dreaming and this is, in fact, reality.
02. No, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
03. I think I'm going to try and sleep for an entire month.
04. All I remember is leaning against something warm and listing my favorite desserts.
05. [Text her. saw the finale, please mark spoilers.]
02. No, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
03. I think I'm going to try and sleep for an entire month.
04. All I remember is leaning against something warm and listing my favorite desserts.
05. [Text her. saw the finale, please mark spoilers.]
01. I want to hollow out a warm, freshly baked baguette and lie in it for a week.
02. she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
03. He woke me up at 4am to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had.
04. Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call, I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
05. Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates.
02. she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
03. He woke me up at 4am to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had.
04. Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call, I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
05. Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates.
i. i know i'm good at stealing things
like live cats
ii. it's too early for you to be weird like this.
iii. well, one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me.
iv. that was probably me. i've bitten a lot of people.
v. [text her. watched the last ep, please warn for spoilers for others.]
like live cats
ii. it's too early for you to be weird like this.
iii. well, one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me.
iv. that was probably me. i've bitten a lot of people.
v. [text her. watched the last ep, please warn for spoilers for others.]
1. Three missed calls and 1 second of indecisive voicemail silence! call me curious.
2. Hey, did you take my jacket? I can't find it.
3. You wanna meet up and just scream into the void? We can get food later.
4. If youre looking for someone to stress you out all the time, let me know
5. Do you ever forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like wow, I did not mean to make that face out loud?
6. Or bring your own!
2. Hey, did you take my jacket? I can't find it.
3. You wanna meet up and just scream into the void? We can get food later.
4. If youre looking for someone to stress you out all the time, let me know
5. Do you ever forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like wow, I did not mean to make that face out loud?
6. Or bring your own!
1: long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, we toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
2: Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
3: I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level.
4: Found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
5: The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
2: Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
3: I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level.
4: Found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
5: The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
001. I woke up to a text that said, "You're a fucking asshole."
002. Remember when we made you finish your drink after your puked into your glass?
003. He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under two minutes, stood up and said "fuck what you heard", and stabbed the bottle into the drywall.
004. Why is there a clump of hair nailed to the door?
005. Someone left a beer in front of your door. There's a note with it that says "peace offering".
002. Remember when we made you finish your drink after your puked into your glass?
003. He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under two minutes, stood up and said "fuck what you heard", and stabbed the bottle into the drywall.
004. Why is there a clump of hair nailed to the door?
005. Someone left a beer in front of your door. There's a note with it that says "peace offering".
1. Should I be using my standards or yours?
2. Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those handcuffs.
3. "Baby girl"? Did you just "baby girl" me?
4. You weren't stupid, you just made an ass of yourself.
5. [ wildcard / misfires ota! ]
2. Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those handcuffs.
3. "Baby girl"? Did you just "baby girl" me?
4. You weren't stupid, you just made an ass of yourself.
5. [ wildcard / misfires ota! ]
1. I only twisted my ankle, it is not big deal.
2. Do not worry, I am hydrating. With alcohol.
3. They keep challenging me to competitions of arm strength. I am currently ahead three hundred dollars.
4. Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
5. I saved myself a memo last night titled "spaghetti" and all it says is "I miss it so much"
2. Do not worry, I am hydrating. With alcohol.
3. They keep challenging me to competitions of arm strength. I am currently ahead three hundred dollars.
4. Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
5. I saved myself a memo last night titled "spaghetti" and all it says is "I miss it so much"
001. my new year's resolution? eat more cheese and sin
002. found a wine bottle in my shower, must have been a good night
003. Miscommunication is the devil's cockblock
004. I'm sitting in the car like a creep and watching people walk in and out of trader joe's
005. I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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