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i am drunk, doomscrolling, and ready to shoot my shot

The Hot or Not Meme

- "Oh my God, this is throwing me back to my middle/high school days on facebook." was probably your first reaction right? Yeah, that's what I thought.
- well! great minds think alike. ;)

instructions:
- comment with your character; standard info in the subject line.
- others will replying rating your character on a scale of 1 to 10.
- 1 being low, 10 being HOT, HOT, HOT!
- 0 is... cold.
- you can use your best/favorite icon or link a reference sheet; whichever you wanna do!
- have a grand ol' time!
- inspired by!

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[ my dick is scared of you. cw: violence. ]

[When he's not on the job.]

You should be off the job more often.

And what would I do?

That's not the point. But I don't know- read a book.

I did get a couple for Christmas. How was your holiday?

What kind, thrillers?

It was really nice, actually. Spent it with Joaquin and his family. What about you?

Yep.

Went to see my parents and Jack. Georgia for the win, I guess.

Let me know if they're any good.

They doing okay? Georgia must've been nice. I was in Miami for most of it. Palm tree Christmas.

Will do.

They're good. Jack's growing like a weed, which isn't much fun, but it happens. It was just like the old days.

I'm really glad you got to see him. Is that gonna happen more often now?

Probably not the hottest, but...!

Even hedgehogs can be cute

[ too pretty, against the law of the universe ]

[insert a clever phrase here.]

[She happens to think so]

Edited (sigh, i forgot the subject *again*. 🤦‍♀️) 2025-12-31 20:56 (UTC)

( no one asked, and that's his problem right there. )

[ points for dental hygiene, right? ]

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