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Block him

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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i don't care what anyone says, flashing my tits at someone is a perfectly valid distraction in a fight

(1) you know, the least you could do if you're going to steal one of my nice jackets is ride me while you're wearing it

(2) do you think it would be like fucking in front of a mirror if i had the helmet on?
you know, enjoy your reflection in it while i'm doing my work?

(3) [ a meme that reads the following: fellas if ya girl: - is thicc, - has big tits, - is a redhead, that's not your girl, that's the red hood ]

i don't know how to respond to this

(4) all i want right now is a hot tub and some titty in my hand
maybe some egg nog
oh, and rum

(5) [ or text him yourself, he is... often in a Way. ]

luuuucy? u therrre?

[It is very difficult to use a Pip Boy in power armour, forgive the terrible typing.]

Edited 2025-12-30 07:37 (UTC)

[ ota❤️ ]

1. You can't send me half naked pictures of yourself and expect me to do what you want... but what do you want?

2. Let the clothes fall where they may.

3. What time is our conjugal visit?

4. [Text him!]