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flirty text starters

how to play
- top level with your prefs + etc.
- another character texts yours with one of the below starters (or one of their own!)

[ 📲 sms: ] i hate everyone. but not you.
[ 📲 sms: ] want to make a beautiful memory together?
[ 📲 sms: ] i'd rather do nothing with you than something with anyone else.
[ 📲 sms: ] netflix? chill? both?
[ 📲 sms: ] can't stop thinking about you.
[ 📲 sms: ] you're my favorite veggie. a cute-cumber!
[ 📲 sms: ] i adore you. that's all.
[ 📲 sms: ] you make me a better person and i'd like to keep improving.
[ 📲 sms: ] it's cold today. can you warm me up?
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm into curves, and my favorite is your smile.
[ 📲 sms: ] my day is more fun when you're in it.
[ 📲 sms: ] you were in my dreams last night. wanna hear?
[ 📲 sms: ] you were the first thing i thought of when i woke up.
[ 📲 sms: ] i already miss you and can't wait to see you again.
[ 📲 sms: ] what would you do if i were with you right now?
[ 📲 sms: ] hey stranger. stop being a stranger.
[ 📲 sms: ] this is me asking you out. want to get coffee tomorrow?
[ 📲 sms: ] nobody understands me like you do.
[ 📲 sms: ] i wish you were here with me.
[ 📲 sms: ] you never text first. i can’t tell if you hate me or if you’re playing hard to get.
[ 📲 sms: ] which emoji makes you think of me?
[ 📲 sms: ] want to have this conversation in person?
[ 📲 sms: ] i don’t have anything interesting to tell you, but i really wanted to talk to you.
[ 📲 sms: ] everything makes me think of you.
[ 📲 sms: ] i can't sleep. i blame you.
[ 📲 sms: ] surprise! i got you flowers: 💐
[ 📲 sms: ] i can't help but smile every time your name pops up on my screen.
[ 📲 sms: ] you look so good right now. i can’t actually see you, but i assume you look good because you always do.
[ 📲 sms: ] even over text you're so charming.
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm smiling just thinking about getting to see you later.
[ 📲 sms: ] my day would've been a lot better if i'd gotten to spend it with you.
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm really glad to have you in my life.
[ 📲 sms: ] i could talk to you all night.
[ 📲 sms: ] just thinking about falling in love with you. i'd do it all over again and again.
[ 📲 sms: ] you mean the world to me. don’t ever forget that.
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm so incredibly lucky to know you.
[ 📲 sms: ] you get more beautiful every time i see you.
[ 📲 sms: ] you are my heart.
[ 📲 sms: ] you’re single. i'm single. i feel like this is a problem we can solve together.
[ 📲 sms: ] thinking a lot of things about you i can’t say … but i could text.

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[20+ OTA! Castmates (especially JINUS and her girls), crosscanon, crossmedium, assumed CR, OCs, AUs etc all always welcome! Misfires are okay too.]

Edited 2025-12-27 21:05 (UTC)

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[ okay with misfires. cross-canon, cross-mediums, ocs: all fine. m/m only and 21+ (or 31+ for ten years age/later timeline) with exception for canonmates. + ]

( 20+ ota, cross-everything. cool with misfires. )

[ open to cross-canon/AU and misfires. ]

[ ooc: caught up on season 5 so far, spoilers are fine by me ]

( caught up with the latest, spoilers are fine! )

( ota 20+, misfires welcome. character pitch: pervert detective who prefers everyone believes he's an irredeemable pervert than anything deeper. incredibly smart and analytical. emotionally closed off yet affable and friendly. prefers older characters. beefs with teenagers/anyone perceived too young. huge justice boner. hates criminals. )