Post-Holiday Panic

[sockhopsolly]

Some of the coolest threads come from just putting characters in situations! This meme is a chance to do just that.

How to Play:

1. No blank top-levels. Put a "don't panic, but..." statement in your top-level. Examples:
   • "Don't panic, but my father's coming and I need you to hide me."
   • "Don't panic, but everyone's throwing up."
   • "Don't panic, but I think something just exploded around the corner."
   • "Don't panic, but there's someone following you."
   • "Don't panic, but your shoes clash with that purse really badly."
2. Respond to other people's statements. Maybe you can help them. Maybe you can make the situation worse. Maybe you can't help but panic.
3. ????
4. Profit

Comments

rook | dragon age

[arookandahardplace]

Don't panic, but there may be a cursed relic in my room.

[defendstomorrow]

You know I deal with magic tech, not like cursed shit, right?

lucanis dellamorte | dragon age

[spitefulcrow]

Don't panic, but Caterina wants to have lunch with us.

Caspar | Fire Emblem: Three Houses/Warriors: Three Hopes

[punchintime]

Don't panic, but we're about to be overrun with cats.

Nanami Kiryuu | Revolutionary Girl Utena

[neverendingelephants]

DON'T PANIC BUT THERE ARE MONKEYS LOOSE ON CAMPUS!!

[litethefiretomyheart]

Did you let them loose as part of another scheme to discredit Anthy?

[He's not not mad. Just disappointed.]

Angel Dust | Hazbin Hotel

[aschmoozerandadummy]

Don't panic, but Fat Nuggets got into the sugar and sugar makes him act crazy.

Ruby Rose | RWBY | OTA

[silver_eyes_rose]

Don't panic, but we're out of snacks. I just ate the last of the cookies.

[sofarfromhome]

I could tell you were pretty hungry, but it's okay, I can get more! Or bake more if the nearest store is too far away!

PKMN Trainer May | Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire | OTA

[hoenn_heroine]

Don't panic, but I just got a group of Beedrill angry.

Yuffie Kisaragi | Final Fantasy VII | OTA

[thegreatkisaragi]

Don't panic, but the Materia is gone and it's not my fault. Honest.

Iris | Mega Man X | OTA

[peacefulreploid]

Don't panic, but my brother is around and... he is not happy.

Benjamin "Dex" Poindexter | MCU

[ricochetingbullets]

Don't panic but I need your help hiding a body.

Jayce Talis | Arcane | OTA

[progresstech]

Don't panic, but I think that thing is about to explode.

[hexcrafter]

Yes, because I told you that runic configuration had errors, and yet someone decided to put it into practice anyway.

[could not be panicking less, but if they're gonna die you're gonna die knowing he was right]

Alchemical Water | Sleepless Domain | OTA

[treadwater]

Don't panic! I can hold the monster off while you get to safety!

[moon_heroine]

No way! Together or not at all!

Cervantes 'Van' Grayson - Werewolf OC - OTA

[lycandsubscribe]

Don't panic, but something smells like death here.

[will_chase_balls]

Um...I didn't do it.

[He did do it. A few hours before daybreak, before shifting back to human, he'd killed and ate most of a deer and now he's trying to cover what's left of the carcass with leaves so no one will know.]

Rowan O'Cleary | OC | OTA

[medicalling]

Don't panic, it's just the battery gone out on the reader. Your heart's fine.

Elsa | Frozen | OTA

[bechill]

Don't panic, but I think something's burning.

thorntail ("tav") 🐉 bg3.

[wanderment]

Don't panic, but a bunch of gremishkas are loose in camp and we've got at least two warlocks, a wizard, a cleric, and a bunch of familiars with magic spells hanging around.

arcade gannon | fallout: new vegas | ota

[taediosum]

Don't panic, but I don't think that was a stimpak that you just injected.

Giovanni Potage | Epithet Erased | OTA

[soupervillain]

Don't panic, but I - aaaAACTUALLY everything's cool!! It's totally cool and fine. Don't worry about it guys

aya nanahisa | monster and ghost | m/m

[glossier]

Don't panic, but I told my girlfriends we were dating...

Charles - Dead Boy Detectives - OTA

[just_aces]

1: "Don't panic! I can't do this if you're yelling at me!"
2: "Don't panic, yeah? It's just a bit of dirt, it'll be fine."
3: "Don't panic, I'm going to need you to keep your focus on me and don't look back."
4: "Don't panic, but I might have just triggered a trap."

Eve Munson - Stranger Things AU - OTA

[not_011]

1: "Don't panic, but when I say drop, you hit the dirt."
2: "Don't panic, they can't find us in here."
3: "Don't panic, this is easy, clean, disinfect, then bandage."

Patrick | Companion (post-canon AU) | OTA

[piecedit_together]

1: "Don't panic, it's just me."
2: "Don't panic, it's not my blood."
3: "Don't panic, just hold on tight. I've got you."
4: "Don't panic, we can figure this out."

Edwin Payne - Dead Boy Detectives - OTA (M/M for romantic/smut but anything goes for platonic)

[technicallyhellbound]

1: "Don't panic, keep quiet, keep low. We'll get out of this."
2: "Don't panic, it's just a lesser imp, and it's contained."
3: "Don't panic, the effects are only temporary."
4: "Don't panic, I shan't hurt you."

Eliot Spencer | Leverage | OTA

[90minutesofsleep]

1: "Don't panic, I know these guys."
2: "Don't panic, just hand me the fire extinguisher."
3: "Don't panic, you're not even going to need stitches."
4: "Don't panic, cool running tap water, don't use ice, that'll just make it blister faster."

Ariel 'Cap' Wilson | MCU (rule 63) | OTA

[imadebreakfast]

1: "Don't panic, I'm here to help."
2: "Don't panic, give me a nice deep breath, in, then out."
3: "Don't panic, he's with me."