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TMI

TMI MEME

How to use:

In the subject line, share one overshare about your character. The more inappropriate, embarrassing, and out of pocket, the better.
So now everyone knows their business. Good thing people here are supremely full of tact and would never make fun of awkward confessions.

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Wooooow. We're just going to be outing people right here?

Well — that's not — no one needs to know that.

[ local pervert does not want to be called out ]

Yikes, old man.

[Witch near his 30s living in a glass house throws stones, more at 10.]

[ WOW!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

You, shut it!

[ he's not even offended by the old man tbh ]

Or what? You gonna get all shy like that one shame plant?

[Stop being a little shit, Vergilius.]

[ HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHAME PLANT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. AHHHHH. ]

I've got nothing to be shy about! This isn't even — anything. It's not a big deal.

Pardon?

[One is dead (inside her) and the other she wants dead. Why would anyone want to relive that?!]

[ ...and vaginas, too. ]

Tsk.

...Is that more or less convenient than the alternative?

That's subjective. Some might argue it's pointless if I can't create offspring.

Oh dear, then those people have a limited scope. Intimacy has far broader applications than simply procreation. At least as far as I've gleaned.

[You don't get much intimacy when you're freezing yourself in a lake to bide time before going on a journey to kill some bastard you used to know. But she isn't a clueless innocent, either.]

It's something you can use to your advantage, sure.

[ that's one cold take, perhaps. truthfully, wanderer indulges in the emotional aspect more than he'll ever admit, affection-starved as he is. ]

I suppose that's true, just as anything would be. You haven't mentioned your personal opinions, however.

[Just generalized statements.]

Few would consider pleasure to be a unfavorable. I'm not troubled to have one.

[ he shrugs a little. ]

It's convenient in that it allows me to imitate human arousal. That's it.

Imitate, hm?

[As opposed to, "it allows me to become aroused". Things she focuses on because she's not sure where her own imitation and true experiences start and end anymore.]

Thank you for indulging my curiosity.

The sign already revealed what I am. It shouldn't be a surprise to learn I'm synthetic, too.

[ the cat is out of the bag, so to say. all imitation here. ]

Yours just reads like nonsense.

[ what is a messy bisexual ot3, ma'am...... ]

[-Ugh.]

It is nonsense. I am positive it is referencing how I came into existence [it is decidedly NOT doing that] but none of that matters now. Lost halcyon days cannot be reclaimed.

[No need to bond over backstories that both connect to the Heart and Betrayal. That would just hit too close to home for the both of them.]

[ a snort. ]

The full meaning is lost, but it stands out that you supposedly fooled around. Surprising.

[ even an old hag can recognize the random usage of 'messy bisexual' in there. ]

--Surprising?

[Look. Maybe the messy part isn't exactly about physical intimacy. Though there was a bit of weirdness in regard to her flesh that's cool to the touch.]

You don't strike me as extroverted.

I suppose you're not wrong. For a good chunk of my existence I lived in the woods and only knew two people.

[Very healthy.]

[ there's been some curious phrasing going on—'how I came into existence' and 'a good chunk of my existence'. from his experience, humans don't articulate themselves like that. he'll keep this observation to himself, however. ]

What, don't tell me those two were the ones you fell for.

-Why not? They were all I had, and they were kind to me!

[Oh. Oops. She's getting riled.]

A man and a woman, then. You must be easy.

[ her composure slipping causes him to smirk. ]

[Oh she wishes to crush his pretty face in the palm of her hand. Like a grape.]

And you must be the type to enjoy jumping. To conclusions, that is.

You can correct me.

[ unfortunately for anasta, he likes her expression. very tempting... ]

[Eugh... her scowl shifts to exasperation.]

You are incredibly lucky I have no frame of reference for correction.

[She understood the insult, but isn't quite sure how to refute it.]

[ he simpers. ]

Relax. It isn't unusual for lonely creatures to be captivated by kindness.

[ is wanderer speaking from experience? surely not! ]

I am not sure "lonely," fits. They wished life into me, and they were all I had. I didn't know anything else until it was too late.

[She was very happy until Things Changed. Well, perhaps "happy" may be something she's retroactively applying considering her difficulty prior to gaining Pasha's heart.]

[SCREAMS.]

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[Kukuru, now everyone knows it's just fact because you got defensive.]

[Just... sighs. Surely if he can use his spear as a lantern, he can get frisky with someone, right?]

I don't think it's that much of an issue.

[Who the fuck just outed him.]

... she's masturbated to her half brother's Instagram while thinking about seducing him and turning up as his date to a family occasion.

[ STUNNED SILENT. ]