The new sexts* and bob will return in bakerstreet doomsday

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

murata, ugetsu | given

[inexpressibly]

[ open to misfires~ cross-canon, cross-mediums, assumed cr, ocs: all fine. m/m only and 21+ (or 31+ for ten years age/later timeline) with exception for canonmates.  + ]

lois lane | superman

[headlight]

( misfires loved! good w assumed cr. )

invisigal/courtney | dispatch | ota

[sourpatchgal]

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

( info and prefs. misfires, crosscanon, assumed CR all welcome. optional starter: )

Yes, I am a good girl, thank you for noticing.

Wait, was that supposed to be sexy?

Cable | Marvel Comics | OTA

[bodyslidebyone]

[Open to misfires, assumed CR, crossmedium etc]

sciel | clair obscur: expedition 33

[searingbond]

( ota crosscanon, assumed cr & misfires. prefs here )

kang yohan ( the devil judge. )

[sagikkun]

ota | crosscanon & misfires welcome.

geto suguru ( jujutsu kaisen. )

[gorb]

ota | crosscanon & misfires welcome.

twirls my hair

[ieiri]

[ a picture of a mysterious box sitting at her front door. ]

I assume this is from you?

haesoo | love or hate

[ambivalences]

[ m/m 24+ but ota for misfires ]

angel ( chainsaw man. )

[zukuganai]

ota | crosscanon & misfires welcome / voicetesting.

[lifeprice]

I'm thinking of you.

vash the stampede ( trigun: stampede. )

[photosympathies]

ota | crosscanon & misfires welcome.

Columbina {Damselette} | Genshin Impact | F/F

[kuutar]

furiosa | mad max

[imperatour]

Valentina Allegra de Fontaine | Marvel | OTA

[ciadirector]

[ It was indeed a risky text. ]

but was it a misfire

[centuryshaped]

If mommy could give a heads up before sending out team media statements, that would be great.

victoria neuman — the boys

[headbursts]

mystery saja | kpop demon hunters

[mysteriousness]

michael kaiser | blue lock

[outplayed]

( ota! also optional starter in honor of him going full creatura mode in canon: )

it disgusts me that you lust over my body for free. either stop looking at me with desire in your eyes or do something about it

[maquilleur]

Wrong. I was actually sending you evil and dark energy in order to give you an acne outbreak. Because I thought it might be amusing.

Given that I haven't seen any Magicam stan accounts named '♡Kaiser's cute little zit♡' or something, I take it that I failed. In which case I can always barge my way into your current accommodation and demand your skincare regime. It was very potent evil, dark, wicked, toxic energy, after all. I could have had an aneurysm.

baby saja | kpop demon hunters

[babified]

dan feng | honkai: star rail

[loong]

Nanami Kento | Jujutsu Kaisen

[tokakujuho]

Essek Thelyss | Critical Role | M/M

[zauberdecke]

[ For all you new people watching the Mighty Nein animated series, please let me know if you need me to avoid spoilers. ]

wanda maximoff | mcu | ota

[seasonofthewanda]

blonde blazer/mandy | dispatch | ota

[blondeblazer]

[abloodybird]

so, be honest, have i been a good enough recruit to earn a date yet? or do i still need to be on my best behavior?

emily | hazbin hotel | ota

[actualangel]

yelena belova | mcu | ota

[blondinkavdova]