Ring on it

[picturethat]

why should i marry you? 💍 meme

Imagine, if you will, a world where you must convince someone to marry your character. What do they bring to the hypothetical table that is sure to win all comers?

That world is this world. It's this meme. You have one shot to marry off your character. ONE subject line. The rest of their life depends on it. Their life depends on it!

(Am I implying they'll die if they don't get someone to marry them? Well. I'm not-not saying a painful end will come their way...

Don't hold me to anything. Just plead a case! You don't have time to worry about the specifics, do you?)

how to play:
- What it says.
- Why should ANYONE marry your character?
- Put it. Go ooooon. Put it.
- So. Volunteers? Anyone out there?

Comments

i will sing you a song from the pits of hell!

[multighoul]

[ :) ]

[sacramenta]

An excellent reason for anyone to marry you.

Royalties from a fabulously successful run as a rock god

[numetals]

hope you're okay with OCs! c:

[loststarr]

I mean, financial security is a pretty good thing.

never wish for bad luck again - curse your friends, enemies, and yourself!

[minimoffs]

[ G l a r e. ]

how do you feel about fixer-uppers?

[worsethannothing]

[For a moment Francis stands there, hands on hips, frowning at the words. Then he digs in a chest for some rope, ties a loop around one end, and starts tossing the looped end of the rope up toward the top of that 'h'. If he can just catch this ridiculous thing and pull it down, maybe he can be rid of it before anyone sees.]

I make sandwiches.

[pluviosus]

{ He has been informed that's important for human spouses/mates. }

[sacramenta]

With faces. You are also very good at knowing when someone has perhaps not slept in too long.

Excellent cook, has a cute dog, fiercely protective, created in a lab specifically for domesticity

[writorwrong]

[ He's also built like this. ]

[havenomercy]

Created in a lab? Like, honestly?

[paged]

That's a pretty tempting list.

[imperatour]

But let's be honest, it's mostly the dog.

[bonafidehero]

You really drive a hard bargain.

You'll never have a nightmare again.

[fathersonspirit]

Depends on what one would classify as a nightmare, however.

[wasisweetonce]

How does that work?

[surgicalcynicism]

Because you're that dreamy?

Free of charge legal services.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

And I make pancakes.

[zsaszy]

For the pancakes alone I'll gladly call myself Victor Zsasz-Murdock...

...Murdock-Zsasz?

will let you be a passenger princess

[imperatour]

[ among other talents. ]

[surgicalcynicism]

Would I have to bring my own snacks?

Excellent in the kitchen, don't have to worry about her dying. Also, she's adorable. Look at her.

[infinite1ups]

Can hold all of your personal items. All of them, safely, in a zipper dimension.

[winzip]

Can cook and clean, would be a great dad to either pet or kid, and would never snitch on you.

[mrvillain]

[Bonus if you like pandas, he'll come with a collection.]

[blakjan]

Hm. Not bad.

He's handsome under the mask.

[dematerializing]

[Hasn't taken it off, though.]

Kind, clever, excellent mother, will laugh at your dumb jokes, and did we mention rich?

[veryfond]