Phone sex and sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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rumi || kpop demon hunters || ota

[hun_trix]

[voter]

you were big help last night but I uh…geez how do I bring this up without sounding weird?

Jessica Jones | Jessica Jones/The Defenders | F/M

[assholic]

[Calls, texts, misfires, intentional all good. Canon/crosscanon/ocs good.]

komano manato ― zzz ― ota

[sadloneghost]

[ ooc: voice testing but up for most things, canon, cross canon, what have you. come bother the meathead boy. ]

toji fushiguro | jjk

[jujutsugoroshi]

1. Great news.
Got a fat bonus with my job, and I've decided that we're going to a hotel.
Plan to wear lingerie and enjoy a hot tub.

2. Well what's the point of leaving bruises on you if you're not gonna show me my handiwork the next day?
Come on.
I want to see what a pretty purple they are.

3. So are we ever gonna talk about you begging me to knock you up?
Or is that just something that happened and we move on?
I'm fine either way, I just want to know.

4. I can't remember, do you find it attractive when I'm covered in blood, or upsetting?

5. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, ota, etc. ]

1.

[plumule]

ok !
congratulations !! ༘༘⋆.˚♡♪
is there any specific piece or set you want me to bring?

vi | arcane | f/f

[piltoversvinest]

1. you can't keep using your cleavage to get me to do what you want?
well
okay
you can, but you shouldn't

2. baaaabe stop working so late
come home so i can eat you out
pretty please?

3. i'm just saying
you'd think one of the upsides to hextech would be a strap on that would let me feel it
but nooooo

4. help
sos
i'm in trouble
i'm in desperate need of nudes
or else i'll die

5. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, up to date on arcane, shamefully jinx-friendly, etc.  also a seedier, hotter, more disastrous pit-fighter era vi at angryoilslick available on request. ]

5 pit-fighter vi????

[caite]

Well she doesn't fuck me like you did, that's for damn sure.

roronoa zoro | one piece (la) | ota

[myownthing]

1. Now, I know you bought that swimsuit just to mess with me, don't pretend like you didn't.

2. Next time we "go undercover" while we're in town, you should try not wearing underwear.
It'll make it quicker next time.

3. So I've been thinking.
I haven't done shots off your tits.
That seems like a problem.

4. i'm bored
send nudes

[ that's it, that's the whole message. ]

5. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, ota, etc. ]

4.

[coqauvin]

[ zoro may hear an outraged shriek from somewhere on the ship. ten minutes later, a message.]

what the FUCK

faye valentine ( cowboy bebop )

[bountyhead]

( 20+, ota. cross-everything! )

[degenesis]

Sometimes I wanna take that blindfold I've already used on you and wrap it around your mouth, instead.

koriand'r / starfire ( dc )

[starboltz]

( 20+, ota. cross-everything! )

[brightknight]

I'm used to recovering from soreness way faster than this. You really did a number on me this time...

yuji itadori | jjk

[digitalivore]

1. okay i just want to clarify that when i said "netflix and chill" i do wanna watch a movie
it doesn't have to be human earthworm though(but it can be)

2. hey, missing you while i'm at the gym!

[ is this just an excuse for yuji to send a shirtless workout selfie, toweling off a little sweat in his compression shorts?  maybe! ]

3. i hate going out of toooooown
i want you to pet my hair and kiss me maybe and you're all the way over there: ( : ( : (

4. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, ota, etc. ]

stark | frieren: beyond journey's end

[axtonement]

1. are you still feeling pouty?
did you want me to bring you brownies?
because i made brownies

2. so when you said you wanted me to smash did you mean, like, a monster
or the other thing
do i need to bring my axe

3. listen i'm really sorry and i didn't know that potion would do and i'm sorry i dissolved your clothes a little
but
if it helps at all, you looked really good!!  you always do!!

4. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, ota, etc. ]

Rowan O'Cleary | OC | OTA

[medicalling]

togame jo | windbreaker | ota

[fighthorny]

clark kent / superman || superman (2025) || ota

[what_the_hey]

spike ― btvs

[bitingpoetry]

[slayered]

You're not a fragrance guy are you?

Princess Peach | Super Mario Bros. | f/f

[queenfungus]

Crow Hogan ( Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds ) OTA

[kaakaa]

makima | csm | f/f

[inthepalm]

Koby | One Piece

[swordhero]

zoey | kpop demon hunters | ota

[maknaeontop]

[hackitudes]

Thanks to you, I'm learning pretty quickly how much I suck at dancing.

...Not that I mind all the hands-on guidance, of course.

yelena belova | mcu

[resplendents]

[ prefs. ]

misfire? or intentional, up to you.

[medicalling]

I have 48 full hours off before chaos reigns again. Care to make it an interesting 48 hours?

Kyoutani Kentarou | Haikyuu!!

[disobliges]

Jake 🗺️ Clarkston 🗺️ M/M

[clarkisms]

[ info/perms! misfires are okay for ota! cross-canon/medium and assumed cr are all good ]

Honoka | Dead or Alive | F/F

[venusvacation]

Peter Parker | MCU | ota

[mostfamous_stillbroke]

[canon, cross-canon, assumed cr, misfires welcome]

Misfire

[stretchy_girl]

The difference between putting your cock into a regular woman and a shapeshifter is like choosing between a moped or a Ferrari. I'm way better.

Clark Kent | My Adventures with Superman | M/F

[normalman_normalday]

[benignity]

clark I um…

just wanted to apologize for something I felt after I accidentally fell on your lap the other day..