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Gods and Goddesses exist, sitting in the heavens high up in the clouds watching over Mortals. However, just simply sitting on your throne in the heavens and watching things from afar isn't something all gods find riveting. A simple visit to Earth can do much to refresh a God. Perhaps you're a God or Goddess venturing down into the mortal world or maybe you're a mortal that is getting the chance to encounter a God. All things are possible here.

1.) Visiting Mortals
Mortals pray to the Gods all of the time. It doesn't hurt to pay them a visit from time to time. Maybe even reward them for their devotion.

2.) Bored Gods
Gods sometimes get bored staying in their domains. Sometimes they want to visit the world of the mortals and see what the humans are up to. That or see what sort of trouble they can get up to in the human world.

3.) Invisible Hands
Sometimes, you can feel a God's hand guiding you in the right direction. Sometimes you can feel a God's hand doing other things…

4.) A Blessing
Mortals pray in their time of need. Sometimes they would like a blessing or the strength to get them through a situation. As a God, you have a unique way of bestowing these blessings.

5.) Demi-Creation
Often God wants offspring of their own, but that offspring doesn't necessarily have to be a full-blooded God. A life among the mortals could do them good, you just have to sire them first.

6.) With Another God
Mortals can be fun, but other Gods can scratch an itch that Mortals just can't. It doesn't matter if they are part of your Pantheon or another. Visit another God or maybe bump into them at some Godly shindig.

7.) Punishment
Punishing a Mortal for their sins, real or perceived, is something that a God just has to do. How you do it is up to you.

8.) Rule Over
Why sit up in the clouds when you can rule on Earth. Mortals will bow down to your Godly might, no matter where you are.

9.) Transformation
Being a God can be like being a celebrity. Mortals know your face and there is truly no way to walk among them without being noticed. Lucky for you, you can change your appearance and move among them. You could even transform into... other things, should you so desire.

10.) In The Family
Gods are above the petty notion of Incestuous relationships being taboo. No matter what your relationship is to the other, be they god or Demi-God, the two of you can indulge as much as you like.

11.) Gods Bargain
A bargain between two Gods can be like a bargain between two mortals. Though maybe the two of you are putting more at stake than just a simple thing like money.

12.) Controlled By Mortals
Gods are supposed to be infallible, but things can happen. Maybe you were sealed in a place for misdeeds or bound to an object by a spell that has been placed upon you. Regardless of what happened, you with all your Godly power are at the mercy of a Mortal, no matter what they want to do to you.

13.) God Saved
In their time of need, you saw fit to reach out and save them. Perhaps you brought them to your domain when they were facing certain death or maybe you went and physically saved them. However it was done, they may choose to show you a special brand of gratitude.

14.) Servant Of The Gods
Gods have their servants, be they lesser divine being or Mortals that work as Priests/Priestesses and protect and care for the God's place of worship. It doesn't hurt to let them know you appreciate their efforts from time to time.

15.) New Gods
One of you are new to Godhood. Maybe you have just discovered your first worshiper and want to visit them or maybe an older God would like to give you a particularly warm welcome.

16.) Lost Divinity
It can be a sad thing to be a god that has fallen out of power. But it's not impossible to return to your former glory. Come up with a creative way of getting Worshipers or call on another God for help in your time of need. Power transferring between Gods or acquiring some from Mortals can be an intimate affair.

17.) Wrong God
You were worshiping or calling on a God to aid you in your time of need when a different one answered the call. You may have a different price to pay to get their help.

18.) Discovered Divinity
You believed yourself to be mortal but you were really a Demi-God all along.

19.) Tribute To The Gods
Normal worshipers give money, items or make other sacrifices to appease the gods. As you call upon them, you want to do far more for them.

20.) Go The Distance
The Gods trusted you with a task and you completed it with flying colors. Now you call out to them to deliver unto you their reward.

21.) Mine For The Taking
Who cares if they are taken. You're a god, you can have anyone that you desire.

22.) Concubine To The Gods
The Gods don't always want to seek out someone to fulfill their sexual desires with. It's better to have a designated person that you can always go to for that.

23.) Creation of the Gods
You have been handcrafted by a God to fulfill whatever purpose they want.

24.) Festival Of the Gods
Be it a party thrown by the Gods or one thrown by Mortals to honor the Gods. Everyone is invited, be they Gods from different Pantheons, Mortals or even different species.

25.) God's Corruption
Malevolent Gods often need to corrupt or twist Mortals to suit the needs of a task they require of them. Do what you see fit to bend them to your will or break their mind completely.

26.) City of Amoreus
Pay a visit to Amoreus, a City in the world favored by many Mortals as well as the Gods. Sex and sexual acts are performed freely and openly in the city.

26-A.) Price To Pay
Can't pay for something in a store? Well, intimacy is a form of currency in this city as well..

26-B.) All For Me
This is a district in the city that caters to those with Harems. Homes are big enough to accommodate their particular needs. Maybe you have a harem or maybe there is one that is without a master for some reason and they are looking for someone to fill that role.

26-C.) Bound For Fun
In this district, you might gave people trapped in stockades, shackled to walls while blindfolded or bound in any number of ways, ready to be used for any of your sexual proclivities. Are they there because they being punished or are paying off a debt? Maybe they just like it. Any reason is possible.

26-D.) Inhuman
This city isn't just a place visited by Gods and Humans, a lot of non-human creatures visit and call this place Home as well. Maybe you will have a memorable encounter with one.

26-E.) Find your own fun.
Create your own scenario for the City of Amoreus!

27.) Wildcard
Come up with your own scenario!

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[One of four acolytes to an Old God, the four were incapacitated, the God was killed, and he's been at odds ever since. Just using the gifts his God gave him to help others -or just to survive- and looking for someone worth following.]

[Minor god of justice for those who otherwise wouldn't have it, patron saint of lost causes, as it were. His temple is always a sanctuary for those escaping hells of whatever kind.]

[One of the less-savory Gods, one who grants favors to those seeking vengeance and retribution, those who are bringing a Day of Reckoning to someone they believe deserves it.
On the flip side, he'll take payment in kind, those who seek his favor in a situation where the vengeance isn't deserved rarely live to regret it.]

[ interested in a wanda that wants to boost her magic to seek her vengeance? ]

[He'd definitely hear her out.]

[ maybe she comes to his altar or does some kind of summoning/sacrifice to call him? ]

[Sure, I usually go with he's got a temple in the remains of the original prison, staffed by/lived in by his followers as a nod to his canonical brotherhood. Doesn't mean he can't be summoned otherwise, though.]

[Mortal-ish, mage, probably some kind of god-servant or priestess, usually to the Beast of Many Faces, she can ride along with -or transform into- animals to do the god's bidding when necessary.]

[He was revered as a deity, once upon a time. Protector of an oasis and anyone who passed through.
He mostly deals in knowledge these days, along with small protections and favors. Works as a bartender because it suits him.]

[Minor god of luck and small favors. No real temple of his own, but can be found in many a casino or back alley.]

[God of protecting those who others won't (even when they should) or some kind of human (or unknowing demi-god) devotee to a god of justice.]

The thing Alanna liked best about the City of Amoreus was that as a woman of practicality and business, she thrived there. A riverboat casino that was also a non-denominational temple worked well even outside the City, but inside the city?

Gambling debts could be paid off with personal favors, and she was a forgiving sort, most of the time, and often just presided over making sure both parties felt a fair arrangement had been reached, and if someone was in debt to the house, well, she was happy to let them work it off, either with her personally, or in the back rooms that weren't officially a brothel because no money was ever exchanged.

Likewise a temple to no particular deity meant that any of them were welcome to visit, and a handful did. Today was a day for being a temple, as she was traveling through C District and people there generally wanted to give confession or beg forgiveness, or, as often as not, trade information along the line, and that last one was something Alanna excelled at.

She'd come to dock at one of the riverside plazas for the evening, and went about setting up for the night, lighting the candles and incense, and laying out the mats. Her saffron yellow hood stood out against the more drab surroundings, but that was how she liked it. Though it was just a hood, along with a harness and a wide pleated skirt with nothing covering her torso, there was no need this close to the heart of the City, and she'd draw more attention to herself if she were fully clothed.

[ooc: Honestly I'll take any other starter you've got, she's usually around somewhere, whether her boat is a casino or a temple at any given time. She's hired help for a number of deities and in occasional/temporary service to a number of others.]

[Mortal, maybe demi-god, absolutely down for all the fun stuff, if you're not sure, just ask.]

[Lesser god of music and the after-party. Definitely not Dionysus, but they run in some of the same circles.]

[Priestess to, or goddess of, healing and mending. Someone's got to clean up the mess left by some of the less patient or more callous gods, and that's where she comes in.]

[He lost his original deity, followed a harsher one for a time, managed to get out -and kill that deity- with the help of another devotee, so now he's both looking for a new one and helping others in his situation.
Which might make him some kind of demi-god or minor-god on principle, though he'll deny both.]

[Mortal, likely asking for a favor, because if boinking a god/goddess/other is what's going to give her the power boost needed to Hunt Something Bad, she'll do so. She's not squeamish, which makes her a good candidate for the more monster-fucky types of deities.]

[Some gods aren't mentioned in any history books. Some gods never have fancy temples consecrated in their name, or amass huge flocks of believers. Some gods never quite manage to define their domains as simply and neatly as War, or Wisdom, or Creation. They survive in passed along whispers, held close to the heart by those desperate or determined enough to pour their whole heart and soul into their convictions.

Sometimes they live in quiet moments of wonder and awe, or being moved to tears. Sometimes they make themselves known in restless wandering, and endless striving, and yearning for something so deeply your heart can barely hold onto the enormity of your feelings. The thrill of the hunt can be just just as satisfying as the prey you eventually lay claim to, if you allow it to be, no matter what it is you're seeking.

It's rare to actually know where this particular god's shrines are in advance--they only ever seem to reveal themselves once you've spent some time hunting for them, and let that desire guide your search. Maybe they're hidden in the green shadows of a forest, or at a lonely scenic lookout spot on the side of the highway, or tucked into a graffiti-filled back alley. The offerings left at them are almost always humble, personal things: colorful feathers and lucky pebbles, photographs, handwritten notes, sketches and poems--

It's all quite simple, really. This god's interests have always been quite personal. Open your heart to him, and who knows? Maybe he'll open his arms to you in turn.]

The City of Amoreus -quite famously- didn't have a police force. Individual districts and temples had their own guards, and one person could, and often did, pull guard duty at multiple temples. For the most part, deities kept their creatures in check, and people didn't summon or do business with things they shouldn't. But when deities lost control -or turned a blind eye- or people did what people were wont to do and got in over their heads, that was when someone called on The Grimm.

The Grimm were a loosely-affiliated enclave of warriors, researchers and hunters, hirable by temple and individual citizen alike. They were the ones who stepped in when something that could be a danger to the city as a whole got out, regardless of where it had gotten out from.

Mina was one of the youngest of them, but the fact that she was still alive -and still working- after a decade on the job just went to prove her skill, or her tenacity, or her luck, or some combination of the three. Though as far as she was concerned it also just showed that she knew when to ask, when to pray, and on rare occasions when to beg for help.

The creature she was currently tracking, however, was one she'd tangled with before, one that had in fact nearly killed her, an encounter she still bore the scars from, three ragged claw marks running from the slope of her shoulder, diagonally across her back to her opposite hip. But as this hunt was personal, she knew -or at least knew of- which god to look for, and roughly how to find one of his temples, or perhaps where one of his temples had been, which, according to all reports, was usually just as good.

She was pretty sure the building had been a theater once, or maybe some kind of art gallery, and just as she'd been told, at the bottom of the back stairwell, there was, indeed, what amounted to an altar, though it didn't seem anyone had made a request in quite some time. She knew there was no real prayer or incantation to be had, only force of will, and a healthy serving of hope, which was why she sighed, sitting on the steps and lighting her candle, a rainbow-striped birthday candle, jammed in the top of a cupcake, yellow cake, chocolate buttercream frosting. Her birthday was one of the last few truly personal things she had, none of her colleagues knew for safety reasons, and with her parents both dead and no partner to speak of, no one else knew it either.

More than that, she wasn't sure what to expect if he did answer, anything she'd been able to find only said that he seemed 'human enough at first', but after that no one could seem to agree.

An abandoned theatre and gallery should have been eerie place, shouldn't it? There was no music to bring the place to life, no spotlights, no busy actors, not even any art remaining to paint the walls with color. Instead, the atmosphere was simply hushed and expectant, Mina's candle like a lone spotlight piercing the darkness, waiting for the curtain to rise once more.

For a minute or two, she was left simply to sit and watch her candle burn--but soon enough, the warmth of another's presence joined her, then a voice to go along with it. "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you~ ♫"

By the time the song finished, a man was perched on the dusty altar, beaming and tipping his plumed hat in greeting. Well? Was she going to blow out her candle and make a wish? This may have been his offering, but far more importantly, it was Mina's life he'd been invited to help celebrate.

Mina hadn't startled at the noise, just turned towards it, studying the man until he'd finished singing, and now curious as much as anything she blew out the candle, removing it from the cupcake before breaking the cake into rough halves, offering one over as she said: "I've a favor to ask, if I may."

She hadn't found any specific form of address in her research, but figured being polite was probably her best bet, at least for now. Generally the ones who liked a little resistance, or liked their supplicants to be a little adversarial made sure that people knew it, so she doubted that was the case here.

Her actual request could come after she had a better idea of how this encounter was going to go.

"Merci! By all means, I'll hear you out; it just wouldn't do to come to a party empty-handed, would it?" Who knew that some gods were mindful of human social etiquette? It worked out in her favor, at least--it was only natural to expect a present on your birthday, wasn't it? Just as it was normal--or at least, it should be normal, for someone who still had people they were able to celebrate with--for the mood at a party to be bright and cheerful.

Rook munched on his cake, eyes turned attentively towards Mina. Who needed their worshipers to challenge them, when everything he did was meant to help them overcome challenges of their own?

"There's a creature that I have to fight." She shook her head, curls bouncing from where they all but exploded out from under the wide band of a scarf she had wrapped around her head to keep them out of her face, "Not just fight, destroy. I've fought one of them before, and I killed that one, but at the time I had the favor of the Huntress, as it was her temple and her people the thing was terrorizing, but it was made clear to me that was a one-time-boon." An incline of her head, "Which is how I prefer things. But even then it nearly killed me in the process."

Her smile was a little wry as she finished off her half of the cupcake, dusting the crumbs from her fingers, "But because I'm the one who's bested one before, that makes me the resident expert on dealing with them now. But I can't do it on my own."

Rook listened, silent and attentive, eyebrows raising in surprise. To nearly be killed by a beast in the Huntress' territory, even after being granted her favor? It beggared belief, if he was honest. What sort of infernal creature was her quarry? It certainly wasn't likely to be a normal beast, that much was for certain. To one blessed with the Huntress' might, any such thing would be as a lamb to the slaughter.

They were kin of sorts, though distantly at best--it felt a little strange, to be turned to when the Huntress refused to draw her bow. Should it be flattering that he was Mina's next choice? Sad that she had to rely on him, knowing he couldn't offer her the raw power she had once been able to call upon? "I see. And what is your quarry now? How did it nearly best you?"

"An Other-Grimm." She was careful with the pronunciation so that it didn't come out as 'another Grimm' because that was an easy mistake to make, "I'm one of the Grimm, protectors of the City, we take our name from the spirit said to protect graveyards, guiding the dead to the beyond."

She sighed, "But there are also the Other-Grimm, like our namesake but made of darkness and fear, consuming souls whether or not the person who owns that soul is done with it or not. They can be destroyed, by a bright enough light, but they're wily, and they're fast, getting one to hold still long enough to set off that kind of light requires bait." She hooked a thumb into the collar of her shirt, tugging it out of the way to show the trailing end of those claw-mark scars over her shoulder, "It nearly severed my spine, and I was blind for a few days just from the flash."

She spread both hands then, palms up, "All I request is a boon. Speed, strength, even just the agility or grace to keep it engaged and focused on me until I can set off another flash."

"My, how courageous..... You truly give all of yourself to your hunts, don't you?" Rook reached out to touch the exposed end of those scars, soft and sympathetic. Even so, his smile warmed to hear the tale, to see proof of Mina's valor. It was exactly what he'd been looking for, after all: the proof of her conviction. The evidence that she was..... not worthy of his blessing, but capable of wielding it in the only way it could be of any use.

"I can't intervene for you directly, my dear. I take my shape and my strength from those who commune with me. I could give you power--even a great deal of it--but it has to be your heart and will that forges it into what you need. Do you think you can put your faith in me so completely? In yourself?"

"Of course I can." She replied, because that was never a question, "That's why I became a Grimm. For most it's a job the same as any other, for some," a sharp little shake of her head, correcting herself mid-sentence, "for me, it's a calling." It was that fact alone that was what kept her from tying her worship to any singular deity, because the title and duties that went with it were where her devotion lay, "How could I not give everything I have to what I do?"

Everything short of actually giving her life, though it had been close a couple of times, and she wasn't eager to die for the cause, as that, also, ran counter to being able to keep doing what she was doing.

[Either a high priestess or a minor goddess in her own right, probably some kind of fertility goddess, or patron of safe travels and protection for concubines, a lot of fertility deities have seemingly random secondary jurisdictions like that, especially the little-g gods among them.]

( just a mortal lass who could be adopted by sexy deities. info on her journal. )

[ Dragon-god of War, Beasts (of all forms, shifters included), and Fire; temperamental, moody, harsh, immeasurably powerful; worship if you dare ]

[ the goddess of chaos accepts all tributes. ]

[Son of Afrodite and Ares, Eros is the god of sexual desire and athletes. He's also considered one of the patron gods of male homosexuality, along with Herakles and Apollo.]

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[The Norse god of light.]

[Ben aka Prometheus is a demigod. He's from a race of gods and the one that inspired the myth of Prometheus.]

[He's one of the Vanir, a different god family from that of the Aesir. Freyr is the Norse god of fruitfulness.]

[ "marriage to the gods" was the euphemism for becoming its sacrifice in the olden days. down to play with canon-compliant arrangements or a meme prompt. 16+ for smut, but ota if you wanna use this meme to start off something gen but prob equally toxic idc lol. ]

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Smutty Pantheon

Angel | X-Men: Apocalypse | OTA

Edwin Payne - Dead Boy Detectives - OTA (M/M for romantic-type but anything goes for friends)

Bane + Dark Knight Rises + OTA

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The Mage | Guy Ritchie's King Arthur | OTA

Zepar + OC + OTA

Johnny | Dame To Kill For | OTA

Charles - Dead Boy Detectives - OTA

Alanna Calrissian | Star Wars OC | OTA

Gabreel King + OC + OTA

Henry Stillman | X-Verse OC | OTA

Claire Temple | MCU | OTA

Patrick | Companion (post-canon AU) | OTA

Mina / Urban Fantasy OC / OTA

4, pick your poison if you want any specific flavor of monster-fucky or just Some Guy

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Sami | Urban fantasy OC | OTA

becca nova ♠ original ♠ ota

Balerion || GoT au

topaz ( hsr )

nicole demara ( zzz )

wanda maximoff | mcu | ota

Eros | Greek Myth

Baldr | Norse Mythology

Ben | Legacies | M/M

Freyr | Norse Mythology

yugi amane(?) | jibaku shounen hanako-kun