bakerstreet | The First Time Meme

THE ❝FIRST TIME❞ MEME

RULES!
♥ Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom.
♥ When replying, RNG for a number between 1 and 7. The number you get corresponds with the kind of "first time" sex you're having
♥ Go from there! The sky's the limit.

THE LIST!
01] Romantic | You waited and waited and waited for the right moment to take this final step with your partner, and it really paid off; neither of you can imagine this night (or day!) to be any better than it is right now.

02] The Only Time | You know somewhere in your heart that you won't be getting a second chance for this. The relationship is forbidden, or they're moving away, or you're moving away, or something is tearing this relationship apart, and that may be the last thing you want.

03] Set-Up | ... Oh. Well. Someone nudged you and this other person together, the one that you may have loved or hated or been friends with your entire life. It isn't completely by choice, but it doesn't sound like that bad of an idea... Or maybe it does. Who knows?

04] Experience Difference | One of you knows exactly what to do, and the other doesn't! Maybe they're just a natural at this kind of thing... or maybe there's a thing or two they haven't told you yet.

05] Hesitant | One (or both) of you aren't quite sure if you're ready for this next big step... at the same time, you want this to happen, though the thought makes butterflies flutter around in the pit of your stomach.

06] Awkward | It feels like everything that can go wrong does go wrong. Relax? You can't relax! This is s-s-s-s-sex-- oh, boy, there's another mistake.

07] Wildcard | This is the "other" option. Choose any of the above or create your own!

[credit goes to

connikebox]

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[ Rolling his eyes so hard right now. ]

You know, I get that's how they do it in Japan, but I gotta tell you I don't give two fucks what your thong's color is. If you wanna impress me, flash me your tits.

[ .......... ]

[ steps. away from the window.

walks over to him. ]

[ and smacks him—hard—across the face. ]

[ He tenses up as his head goes jerking sideways at the force of that blow, and he stares off blankly to the side, refuses to show any sort of reaction to that. He's actually pretty shocked, but he doesn't wayt ot say it. ]

[ she is SO MAD she almost can't hold still, hands forming fists at her sides. if she was any more violent, she'd totally punch him with the intent of breaking his nose. ]

Do you really think you can talk to me like that, Dave?

[ you can totally tell she's angry when she drops the honorific. ]

Really?

[ He's starting to get pissed off too. The slap was bad enough, now she's snapping about the way he's talking? It's not like he doesn't say horrible, outlandish things all the time. That's his deal. She should know this.

And while it's true what he said was ruder than normal, he's not seeing the difference right now, and somehow managing to rework this in his head so he's not as guilty as he really is. ]

Last I checked I had freedom of speech, so yeah I think I can.

[ she should probably hit him again. ]

[ oh she knows he says bad and horrible things all the time, but usually he doesn't tell her to take her top off.

instead of hitting him again though, yukari simply narrows her eyes and steps away from him, shaking her head. ]

That doesn't mean I have to appreciate it.

[ and boy that window of opportunity with regards to him ever seeing her with her tits out is getting smaller and smaller. ]

I thought you were better than that, I really did.

[ Well, he's glad not to be slapped again, but the last comment still really digs in, in a way that Dave didn't expect it to. Dave does still care what people think about him, even if he likes to try and claim otherwise, which is why the fact that Yukari seemed to take that much issue with sleeping with him was taken personally.

The comment she made just now was worse though.

He rolls over, away from the direction he's standing in acting like an overgrown child. He should apologize, but apologizing and Dave just aren't things that go together. ]

The First Time Meme

non!!

s t o p and love me 1/2

2/3

no subject

YOU CAN"T MAKE ME!

YES I CAN ;A;

NO YOU CAN'T. I'M A FREE BITCH, BABY.

lady gaga is that you

shhh don't tell anyone my secret identity