bakerstreet | consider this my informal complaint

THE ROOMMATES MEME

Perhaps you were best friends who decided to make rent cheaper by living together, a couple who took the plunge and moved in together, or you could just be some random people thrown together by circumstance and really needing a place to live.

Either way, you're sharing a flat (or maybe even a room) now! What's going to happen?

You know this drill:
- Post your character name, series and any preferences.
- Go to RNG (1-11) and tag around.
- Have fun!

PROMPTS:
( the dishes in the sink )
The classic. Your flatmate just can't do the damn dishes. Are you annoyed? Do you confront them? Hell, perhaps you're just as lazy.

( the house party )
A staple of college/university life (and beyond). Break out the drink, tell people to bring their own beer because it's time to get messy! ... Oh, wait, you didn't know people were infiltrating your flat tonight? My bad.

( the move in )
Someone's moving into your place! Quick, help them! Or stand and laugh while they struggle upstairs.

( the noisy one )
Is there anything worse than paper thin walls and a noisy flatmate? You can hear everything they're doing... even (or especially) the TMI.

( the friendly one )
Oh, lucky you, you've scored someone who wants to try and make things as good as possible for you both! Don't waste this now. It might just be the greatest thing you could have.

( the tmi one )
OH GOD why did you walk in during that? Nope, backing out now... unless you're into that. Why do they keep telling you things, as well? Gosh.

( the disaster )
There's not even words. These are the ones the internet warned you about. A little TMI or noise? That is nothing compared to the crazy you're stuck with right now.

( the tv night )
Movies, TV marathons, whatever you like. You and your flatmate are going to hunker down with some popcorn and have fun.

( the fight )
Aww, darn. Is it not working out? Finally having to confront a crazy, or tell your other half that this is going to hell in a handbasket? Good luck, man.

( the shopping )
Whether you're going for groceries or furniture (or fun!), you and your flatmate are hitting the shops and spending some cash.

( the other )
Thought of something not on here? Go for it! Mix and match your options or anything else!

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[The end of Sakura's protest is punctuated with Ino stuffing a forkful of noodles into her mouth, so they both have some Chinese man in their mouth.

H e h.

Since she's fed her starving roommate enough to shut her up a little, she scoots over and the bed as a show to give her room. Like it's her bed she's sharing and not Sakura's she's comandeered along with her plate of chow mein.]

[It's kind of nice to be fed, even if Ino lacked sensitivity and just sort of shoved in her mouth. Sakura gets back on her bed, wondering how her life had gotten so out of control. Ino is always pulling the strings and Sakura just goes along with it. Sigh.]

... I really do need to get out more, don't I.

[Sakura has a lot to offer she's just... she's been burned before. It's really hard to approach men.]

[She would have been nice about it if Sakura wasn't such a jerk and SAID HER BUTT WAS BIG. She's still hurting a little from it ok. This time, after she takes another mouthful, she offers the fork to Sakura instead. She chews as she muses, relaxing on Sakura's simple white pillows.]

It's not for just dating, you know. You need to hang out with your friends more and stop locking yourself up in here and...

[A pointed look at her SMUT.]

'Researching.' Remember when you used to follow me everywhere and did everything I do. [A forlorn sigh but the corner of her mouth lifts slightly revealing it's mostly for show.]

I miss that.

[Sakura is very happy now that they're sharing food. Ino is usually bad at sharing with others; Sakura knows she's special. She snorts at Ino's reminiscing.]

We were six and that was before I knew about all your terrible life choices. Like I'd do everything you do now.

[Ino KNOWS she has the perfect butt. Sakura is forever just trying to make sure she doesn't get a big ego!]

But maybe it wouldn't kill me to be more social... once in a while.

[Too late Ino has the BIGGEST EGO EVER.]

It's more healthy than sitting here reading porn and stuffing your face with day old chinese food.

[She finally laughs and then muses aloud.]

We sure did grow up from being little girls, didn't we. If I had known you were going to turn into a weird nerd with a post-it problem I'm not sure I would have let you follow me around.

[Except she would. Every single time. It's better if Sakura doesn't know just how important she is to her though. It made it more fun this way.]

I am NOT a nerd!

[God, Ino, why is she friends with you??]

I can go out with people and do fun stuff if I want to. I'll show you!

[... maybe tomorrow. Right now, wearing sweatpants is so much more pleasurable than putting a bra on and going out into the world.]

Alright, Neko Butler-chan.

[BECAUSE YOU LOVE HER.

Sakura going out and doing fun stuff isn't going to bars and shopping and hanging out with large groups and being the center of attention like Ino's is. Her version of fun is probably sitting around a coffee shop in the middle of a book meeting and discussing their favorite parts in her porn.

Actually she wouldn't even do that. She would just sit in the corner and read it because Sakura won't admit to anyone she enjoys two guys doing it.]

So show me. I'm invited to a party this weekend and I wanted you to go with me. Up for it? Or are you going to back out and stay at home?

[Takes another mouthful of chinese food and Sakura you don't ever need bras you have little bitty titties.]

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