Yeah, baby, I'm bad. Just bad. At everything.

[pippilongsockings]

♥The BAD Pickup Line Meme♥

♥1- No blank top levels! Your character has gotten the sudden urge to use the worst pickup line.

♥2- Others tag in and see where things go from there!



Bonus Points for hitting on someone completely random, someone you've
never tagged before or someone way out of your character's normal
preferences or comfort zone!

Comments

Kate Bishop | MCU | OTA

[hawk_shot]

Are you a bow and arrow? Because you sure got me quivering.

Matt Murdock | MCU |OTA

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.

Mad Mew Mew | Undertale | OTA

[madmewmew]

So, you wanna make me go nya?

Birdie Lewis | OC | Vampire: The Masquerade | OTA

[acaseofyou]

Are you the means of production? Because I can’t stop thinking about seizing you.

[hellsong]

You are entitled to quite a bit more than the sweat from your brow, it turns out.

Marian Hawke | Dragon Age 2| OTA

[shellhawked]

Can I string your bow? Because I'm ready to take a shot.

J'onn J'onzz 👽 DC - OTA

[yourfavorite]

[ Completely deadpan- ]

As a Martian, you can trust me when I say you are out of this world.

[enameled]

... Never met a Martian that's green.

[ alderic gestures at him. ] Is this normal for you?

John Goblikon | Right Now

[johnnygobs]

Are your eyes IKEA? Because I’m lost in them. And confused and disoriented and frankly starting to panic and everything looks like it’s written in Swedish

zoey / kpdh

[photocards]

​​(​ ota f/m for kisses + huntr/x girlies please react to her testing things out on you. ​)

Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless. ✨️

Sami Murphy × OC × F/M

[andgracetoo]

People say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, but clearly they've never stood next to you.

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

becca nova ♠ original ♠ ota

[cafeultra]

Everyone calls me Becca, but you can call me tonight.

Ceder Bishop | OC | OTA (m/m)

[sweetabatina]

Nice shoes, want to fuck?

[wontlove]

I think I prefer "Nice legs, what time do they open?"

chai || hi-fi rush || ota

[trashmetal]

Are you a guitar? Because I'd totally pick you.

...

You know, like a guitar pick?

...

Hey, is this thing on?

Bandou Saburouta | K | OTA

[pettymuch]

You're the only one I know who can turn my software into hardware~

knuckles || sonic (live action) || ota

[millionpercent]

"Pick up"? Ha! I can pick up one hundred of you easily. No one picks up better than me!

Just gonna have two critters here oblivious to the actual intent of this

[thelightshines]

Only a hundred? [Hey buddy. Still not sore about that beatdown are you?]

Morgan Knight | OC (Mage: the Ascension)

[morganknight]

Everything is martial arts.

Want to... spar?

akari ° pokemon legends: arceus ° f/m

[intheline]

Let me,

[ Fingerguns her poor target. No, her expression stays the same. ]

catch your all.

furina | genshin impact

[performs]

I may not be the Hydro Archon, but I'd sure like to be the Archon of your heart.

[scamurai]

[There was something about the sincerity of this line that makes Fuji physically keel over on one knee and vomit blood. He was just going about his day, then someone had to trigger his 'kindness' allergies. And it just had to be a corny one-liner like that! ]

--GYAH?! W-What kind of crappy pick-up line... [Wheeze.] ... was that?! Are you trying to kill me?!

Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs Maisel

[doesntsing]

You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here.

mercury black || rwby || ota

[sarcaskick]

Roses are red... screw it, this is stupid.

[bountyhead]

[ while trying not to laugh, ]

Hey, don't quit now, Casanova. I was just starting to swoon.

blade | nu: carnival | my kingdom for a yakumo cuz of the event

[vocaldroid]

Hey hey, listen!

"Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie~!" ♡

[ Somebody get this book on pick up lines away from him. ]

I am so behind in events orz but I miss you so /grabs for!!!

[earsnake]

[ he was hesitant to listen, but a soft laughter slips out. ]

A cutie pie? How cute...

Cassie Cage | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[nutkrusher]

Hey, hot stuff, wanna let me Finish You?

Mike Munroe | Until Dawn

[inthesaferoom]

Too bad your license is getting suspended for driving me crazy.

If you need a ride somewhere, I'll give you a lift, but you better be ready to go hard and fast.

[28stabwounds]

You don’t possess the authority to suspend my license. If you did, I might have to kill you.

I must admit, though, that I’m somewhat fond of fast rides.

[ He is not a deviant. ]

Joshua Washington | Until Dawn

[grinreaped]

Are you a film set? I'm sure as hell ready to set up and shoot.

[ Completely 100% deadpan. ]

[worldicreated]

"Hey, no, bro. You can't be that obvious."

Honestly, as if this overachieving party monkey knows one teensy bit about actual flirting, but he is willing to help another him out. Let's go? He trusts they can puzzle this out, together.

"You gotta build up to it. You know, like a good plot? You don't drop everything at once."

Cagney Carnation | Cuphead | OTA

[rewilding]

Are you an invasive species? Because you're outcompeting the local vegetation by a long shot.