sunday texting

[meeem]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old-fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

[captaincrashout]

You are a grown ass adult with a full on topsheet, this is true.

Roo?

[babyfalcon]

I am.
I also have a proper couch. And other grown up things.
What??

Roo is my cat.

[captaincrashout]

Remind me to introduce you to Cheese sometime. You might get along.

[babyfalcon]

Who is Cheese?

[captaincrashout]

My cat. Kind of- he adopted me.

[babyfalcon]

That's often what happens with cats.
Or aliens that look like cats, apparently.

I kinda pictured you as a dog person.

[captaincrashout]

I am. But Cheese adopted me and I'm doing my best. Though he does play fetch like a pro. Takes to learning tricks pretty well, too, as long as there's food in it for him.

[babyfalcon]

Are you sure that's a cat??
Also the way you completely overlooked the alien comment is admirable.

[captaincrashout]

I'm roommates with the bionic staring machine.

Aliens being a thing is kinda- sure? Sure. Might as well be a thing. If Cheese is secretly an alien, he doesn't mind as long as he gets his dinner on time.

[babyfalcon]

True.

My cat is an alien, John.
Specifically, a flerken.
If Cheese was an alien, I think you'd know.
Sometimes Roo's face opens up and tentacles come out to eat my furniture.

[captaincrashout]

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Isn't that the same kind that- you know what? I don't want to know. Tell me what peace offerings to bring Roo.

[babyfalcon]

Same kind that what??

She's pretty chill. Just don't leave anything you're overly attached to in her view and it's fine.

[captaincrashout]

I heard rumors about Sgt. Nick Fury having a cat like that.

[babyfalcon]

Oh yeah, Goose.
Goose is Rooster's... grandmother? I think that's what he said.
Which is how Rooster got the name Rooster.
And she was technically Captain Marvel's.

Also... is it just me or do those scars on his eye look a lot like... cat scratches?!

[captaincrashout]

Goose, Rooster-

Chairforce jokes, I swear.

They really do, and it's really- less intimidating once you think of them like that.

[babyfalcon]

Top Gun references.
Top Gun is also the Navy.
Learn your divisions, esponja de bala. 😜

Right??
I reckon it was Goose!
Fury pissed off the alien cat and lost his eye!

[captaincrashout]

Navy, Airforce, neither of the branches that work with boots on the ground.

I don't know if I have more or less respect for him now. I'm gonna go with more, Flerken's are scary.

[babyfalcon]

Awww and the poor Army man got stuck with an Air Force captain. How shameful for you 🤣

Both? Little bit of both.

[captaincrashout]

My dignity may never recover.

[babyfalcon]

Lucky I'm cute.
You can use that as justification.

There's also the whole 'they didn't exactly have a choice because soul bonds aren't a choice' thing.

[captaincrashout]

You are adorable, according to online polls.

Also 'Submissive and Breedable'? Whatever the fuck that means.

[babyfalcon]

Wait what??
“Submissive and breedable”?!
Do people want me to… have their babies?!

[captaincrashout]

I have no idea, I stopped reading, I do not know and do not want to know.

[babyfalcon]

No.
I need you to keep reading.
I need to know what the fuck that means!
You can't drop that on me and then bail??

... do you think I'm "submissive and breedable"?