status symbol

[lilpoundcake]

relationship status | a meme ♡

the single premise. single. taken. it's complicated. pining for my best friend. seriously, mentally devoted to my fellow mech pilot. in a committed relationship with the monster who ate my brother. dumped. whatever their lot in love, your character has been forced to wear a button displaying their relationship status for the world to see.

so, put their pride/shame in the header. then tag around!

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Single, and probably going to stay that way with his personality and nature.

[dispatchthis]

Now isn't that a little rude?

[love_swan]

[ WELL HE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS TO APPROACH BUT...

That is kind of rude. He feels kind of bad about that. ]

I'm sure you're not that bad... Are you okay?

HAPPILY MARRIED FOREVER

[lugermorph]

[i dare you]

[clutterbitch]

[ hello. chaos rabbit hours. ]

is the "happily" part obligatory? have you any control over it?

Single and still has a thing for a taken woman.

[madmewmew]

HEY!!!

[Seriously???]

Divorced.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Yep. That’s it.

[ciadirector]

Double that.

Single, not looking -- would rather be surprised

[disruptionmage]

Pining after someone too oblivious to call him on it

[love_swan]

[ Going to try covering the pin. His face is very red. ]

[deepinthecloset]

Aww that sounds so bleak, I'm sorry.

Pretends to be married to roommate as part of a fake identity cover story.

[wendypleakley]

[Humans, read this.]

DTF.

[cafeultra]

SINGLE FOREVER BC TOO FUCKING SCARED

[deepinthecloset]

[well shit.]

It's complicated.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Re: It's complicated.

[ciadirector]

What's complicated about it?

[ She wants the tea. ]

Content.

[andgracetoo]

Divorced.

[ciadirector]

John didn't want to share the same thing.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Was that so hard?

It's super complicated.

[fiendishfeline]

Single and crushing on a slightly older, oblivious man

[octogenesis]

[ GEH, she would take a marker to the last part if she could. ]

[kozuchi]

Huh, so he's dense.

[Apologize for her phone before you start making casual observations, you bastard.]

Hopelessly and one-sidedly in love for years, has embraced the friendzone

[stilettohook]

You make that sound like a bad thing!

[bassgoboom]

....

[Kaji's just going to open his bag of lolipops and offers one to his senpai, his pick for the flavor.]

Uninterested

[persistent_humanity]

To be fair: When the person you developed feelings for gets taken to another dimension after absorbing the blood of a poisoned catboy, you sort of find yourself exhausted by the whole thing.

Too busy being a vigilante to think about a relationship, please hold.

[alarsforwords]

Hm.

[While he doesn't sound all that pleased (When is Erhardt ever pleased, really), he's not denying the allegation either.]

[Jason Mraz voice] Lucky he's in love with his best friend--

[kozuchi]

Eat my entire fucking ass.

[....]

Fuck you. Pardon my language.

[love_swan]

[ Ah... Well, he's a little intimidated, but... ]

I'm guessing it's a lot more complicated than that...

Forget friend zoning, you're going to get student-zoned.

[missinkredible]

That's a new one.

[And of course, Yixuan sounds more amused than anything.]

Most probably married to his secretary, just need the documents to make it official.

[goatanda]

[Gotanda is sweating.]

raised in a culture that ardently discouraged romantic love.

[wanderment]

Infer what you will.


( info in journal! )

Attempting to ascend to godhood--I mean tinkering, so that's a solid no on being in a relationship.

[volociraptor]

Ahaha, someone might get the wrong impression seeing that first part!

[Please stop smiling when it's not reaching your eyes, sir.]

[intheline]

Ever thought of giving up and settling down?

[ Akari. . . ]

Farm some land. Raise some pokemon.

in a healthy and beautiful relationship with my co-ruler whomst I adore

[tallmighty]

[wendypleakley]

[I could NOT resist. Woe, guy with the exact same voice as your partner be upon you.]

That's good! I imagine it would be hard to rule together if you were always arguing with your co-ruler!

Working without pay as a full-time nurse for Pokemon and airship full of children? Single af.

[luckypunch]

Quite a few big children, too.

[She's looking at you two in particular, Friede and Murdock.]

Single as a Pringle and ready to mingle.

[infinite1ups]

Huh. I guess that doesn't work, does it? 'Cause Pringles come in a can with a bunch of other chips.

[pissant]

Pringles definitely come in stacks.