We promised to not speak of it ever. EVER.

[indecisivesock]

ANTI-BUCKET LIST MEME

To spin a twist on the bucket list tradition, list something your character doesn't want to experience again.

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Rezo the Red Priest | Slayers

[redprayer]

Becoming a guardian to a child.

[No offence to any Zelgadises out there, though said Zelgadises would probably agree that he should Not Do That Again.]

Sakura - Wind Breaker - OTA

[tamonten]

I could sure go without having a concussion ever again.

Matt Murdock | MCU | OTA

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

I would like to avoid fighting ninjas in the future.

[foughttheclaw]

It's worse when they use magic and you have no idea how. But yeah, totally agree. Don't recommend.

[bewildering]

.. Ninjas? Like-- [ makes vague, confused little hand choppy gestures. ] Ninja-ninjas?

Bandou Saburouta | K | OTA

[pettymuch]

Getting kicked in the face by a horse. Twice is enough.

[That doesn't mean he wouldn't jump in front of one a third time. Or fourth.]

[kusuriuris]

Twice?

Benjamin "Dex" Poindexter | MCU

[ricochetingbullets]

Getting tossed off a four-story building.

[musts]

Is a three-story building fine, though?

Shadow Man | Mega Man | OTA

[inyourshadows]

Hm... Being crushed by a Yellow Devil or perhaps having a fist put through my chest?

Evangeline | Original (Lobotomy Corporation) | OTA

[abnormalizes]

I'd love to never be assigned to work with CENSORED again.

[She did just say the word 'censored' out loud, to be clear.]

The Inquisitor | Dragon Age | OTA

[drafthorse]

Given I've already lost the one arm I can say with some measure of confidence I'm not keen on losing the other.

[lovenotwishes]

[Alice has to blink. Surely not...? No, sadly, she realizes. Just very similar. The disappointment doesn't stop her from speaking to him, though.]

I would imagine not. How did you lose the first? If you don't mind speaking about it, of course.

Yelena Belova | mcu | ota

[white_widow]

[Ooooof. Okay, let's go with the least heavy option, on this one.]

Nearly being lobotomized.

[bewildering]

Sorry, what?

antonia | marvel cinematic universe | ota

[mimikriya]

2008 – 2016.

soundwave| transformers idw | ota

[peacewithouttyranny]

Being in a war. And conquest is no longer our way.

That, and I could do without having my head blown off or be stuck as a cassette tape again.

[He's tired.]

[stressor]

It would be best, and most efficient, if we could convince all our people to lay down arms and work together to rebuild our home. I have had mixed success with the Decepticons of my own dimension, surprising success with the Terrans, and none at all with the Autobots, or Megatron.

My sympathies, Soundwave. You deserve better.

Cassie Cage | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[nutkrusher]

Getting rebooted.

Xiao Xingchen | The Untamed

[gentledawn]

Losing my eyes.

[He doesn't regret giving said eyes to someone dear, but the entire process had been agony.]

Sami Murphy × OC × OTA

[andgracetoo]

Staying in a bad relationship just 'cause I don't want to be alone. No more. That shit took years off my life.

Romani Archaman | Fate/ Grand Order | OTA

[shouldhaveknown]

....Dying.

I knew that it was the only way for everybody else to survive, but-- [Yeah. It still had been not fun.]

[5min]

But you could do what you set yourself to do. [Dying kinda sucks, he won't disagree.]

Claire Bennet ∞ NBC's Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

I'm gonna stay the hell away from nuclear guys. Trust me, you don't want the details on that.

bob ( mcu )

[bewildering]

Uh, overdose. I've done it a couple of times, but.. I definitely don't want to risk it anymore.

[ like he probably can't, but also, just in case.. ]

[havenomercy]

That's a good plan.

ARID | The Fall | OTA

[inperspective]

Disguising myself as a fish.

Darcy Lewis | MCU | OTA

[tasermaiden]

Alien invasions.

Legault | Fire Emblem

[thehurricane]

Oh, murdering my friends, I suppose. I've had enough of that for a while.

Gemini de Mille | DC Comics

[stretchy_girl]

Get melted. It really sucks.

Maedhros | the Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

I'd... very much like to avoid getting tortured again.

Keres (Resist!Dark Urge) | Baldur's Gate 3 | OTA

[dreamsinred]

Get a literal brain worm again.