no the spider man does not tear up concrete but the criminals he picks fights with do ALWAYS collateral damage I hear he was trained by iron man and it shows
[He's conveniently pretending there was no collateral damage whatsoever when the Void showed up.]
I can get car later at the impound lot, it is no problem they know me but if you think you can hold out until I get there I will wait for traffic to clear
I blame those too but you have to admit other vigilantes attract far more docile villains you ever see devil man of hell's kitchen fighting a guy with mechanical arms who throws cars around? or guy with fish bowl on his head? something about spider man brings out the most eccentric criminals
I will ask for a helicopter that will get me over all the traffic and it is much more suitable for crossing shorter distances than a jet
I do make a good impression! but ever since car got impounded the first time I stop by lot sometimes to admire old cars they have some great ones in there!
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SO BORING!!!!
there is great big pile of torn concrete up ahead
I blame the spider man
do you need me to get out of car and run?
I will run if you need me there
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I don't think the spider man tears up concrete very often.
Then what would happen to the car?
No. It's not that bad yet, at least.
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no the spider man does not tear up concrete but the criminals he picks fights with do
ALWAYS collateral damage
I hear he was trained by iron man and it shows
[He's conveniently pretending there was no collateral damage whatsoever when the Void showed up.]
I can get car later at the impound lot, it is no problem
they know me
but if you think you can hold out until I get there I will wait for traffic to clear
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then you should blame the people he fights, not him.
why do they know you at the impound lot?
I'm ignoring them to text you right now so it's fine.
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I blame those too but you have to admit other vigilantes attract far more docile villains
you ever see devil man of hell's kitchen fighting a guy with mechanical arms who throws cars around? or guy with fish bowl on his head?
something about spider man brings out the most eccentric criminals
because car has been impounded before of course
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Okay, yes, you make a good point.
But enough times - I don't know what I'm saying, you make an impression quickly.
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that will get me over all the traffic and it is much more suitable for crossing shorter distances than a jet
I do make a good impression!
but ever since car got impounded the first time I stop by lot sometimes to admire old cars
they have some great ones in there!
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