Keep calm and idk

[sockfromarose]

Some of the coolest threads come from just putting characters in situations! This meme is a chance to do just that.

How to Play:

1. No blank top-levels. Put a "don't panic, but..." statement in your top-level. Examples:
   • "Don't panic, but my father's coming and I need you to hide me."
   • "Don't panic, but everyone's throwing up."
   • "Don't panic, but I think something just exploded around the corner."
   • "Don't panic, but there's someone following you."
   • "Don't panic, but your shoes clash with that purse really badly."
2. Respond to other people's statements. Maybe you can help them. Maybe you can make the situation worse. Maybe you can't help but panic.
3. ????
4. Profit

Comments

Sakura - Wind Breaker - OTA

[tamonten]

Don't panic, it's only a black eye.

[And a busted lip. And bloodier knuckles. And he's walking with a limp.]

Whatever we AU the girl too i read the basic synopsis on the wiki

[greenwithingenuity]

[Tell me this school has nurses dear god.]

Angel - OC - OTA

[graveling]

Don't panic, I'm not that kind of zombie.

[halfofit]

Would control undead work on you?

Darcy Lewis | MCU | OTA

[tasermaiden]

Okay, don't panic, buuut that anomaly I mentioned yesterday? It got bigger.

[yourfavorite]

[ J'onn keeps friends all over the place. In his line of work, you never know when having diverse contacts will be important. So when Darcy's face pops up on one of many screens in the monitor hub, as he sweeps the world for dangers, he takes the call, delicately puts down his extremely large sandwich and addresses her calmly. ]

I have many questions, but two are most pertinent. How big has it gotten, and is it still growing?

Johnny Summer - Lavender Jack - OTA

[businessorlibation]

Don't panic. I know all the tricks for getting red wine out of white fabric.

Nezumi | No.6

[ruach]

Don't panic, it's just a dress and a bit of lipstick.

[Said as he's clad in his stage attire.]

Maedhros | the Silmarillion | OTA

[holdshisown]

Don't panic, but we're about to be besieged.

[And he really doesn't need the additional stress of someone freaking out about it, thank you very much.]

Agnes Claudel | Kuro no Kiseki | OTA

[octogenesis]

Don't panic, but I think we've sprung a leak.

Quentin Smith . nightmare on elm x dead by daylight

[pharmacy]

Don't panic. He'll hear you.

NoE or DBD, dealer's choice

[kingandcastle]

Let him.

J'onn J'onzz 👽 DC - OTA

[yourfavorite]

Do not panic, but I have no idea how to fly this spacecraft.

Valentina Allegra de Fontaine | MCU | OTA

[ciadirector]

Don't panic, but there's a huge spider behind you on the wall.

[rando_dork]

Don't just draw attention to me like that!

[greenwithingenuity]

Don't panic, but the Admiral kind of user error'd that call. He might think we hung up on him....

Carmy Berzatto | The Bear | ota

[yeschef]

Don't panic, but the water will be off for the next few hours.

Yamada 💭 OC - OTA

[changeyourself]

Don’t panic, but The Thing in the Basement is coming up the stairs.

Or do panic, I ain't the boss of you.

[kairosive]

[ She doesn't look up from her book, just reaches beneath her suit jacket casually and draws and aims her pistol dead center of the basement door in a single, fluid motion. Safety off, and then: ]

Oh no. Whatever will we do. [ In her standard monotone, naturally. ]

Matt Murdock | MCU | OTA

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Don't panic, but I was kind of stabbed.

[eyescovered]

How are you kind of stabbed? Did you do it to yourself?

pamela isley | dc comics

[poisonflytrap]

Don't panic. If you do it'll eat you alive.

annie january | the boys

[citizenstarlight]

Don't panic, but I think my powers are on the fritz again?

[annarr]

In a fun way? Or in a 60-mile radius way?

michael afton | five nights at freddy's

[ptoma]

Don't panic, he's not going to bite your head off.

Michael Locksley | OC

[furman]

Don't panic, but those growls aren't friendly.

[sweetabatina]

That’s not exactly reassuring. How does the growling stop?

Ceder Bishop | OC | OTA

[sweetabatina]

Don’t panic. He’s just Secret Service. [ Ceder gives a little wave ] Doing great, Tom!

Danny Chase | DC Comics (pre-2012) | OTA

[telekinesis_kills]

[[ OOC: Figured I'd give a couple options! :D ]]

A) Don't panic, but the only tickets left for the play are from scalpers.

B) Don't panic, but someone wants you dead.

C) Don't panic, but your zipper's been down the whole time.

Markus | Detroit: Become Human

[dying_free]

Don't panic, but I'm leading a revolution and I'm going to need your help.

[maipokerface]

Do what now.

Ruby Rose | RWBY | OTA

[silver_eyes_rose]

Don’t panic, but I think that prank just went bad.

Princess Ayeka | Tenchi Muyo! | OTA

[not_so_delicate]

Do not panic, but my mother’s coming. I’ll do the panicking for you.

Ahsoka Tano | Star Wars | OTA

[notsnipsbutfulcrum]

Don’t panic, but we need to run. Now.

[we_were_pawns]

[Oh, for...the moment she tried to catch her breath...]

I'm getting very tired of being the one doing the running.

[But she straightens up again, nodding. Not like tonight will get any stranger, after meeting an old...acquaintance...again.]

Benjamin "Dex" Poindexter | MCU

[ricochetingbullets]

Don't panic but I had to break into your house.

[Can be done as either in-person or a text sent to the other person.]

[covert_ops]

Don't panic, but that wasn't my house.