bakerstreet | Morning after

morning after

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→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
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① BREAKFAST IN BED;
your partner is up and about -- maybe dressed, maybe not -- and in the kitchen. what are they making you? could it be... grilled cheese?

② HIT ME BABY;
they're such a peaceful sleeper. a peaceful, sexy sleeper. actually there's too much of that sleeping happening. why don't you wake the up, world's kindest alarm?

③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED;
you wake up to find they're rummaging about for their clothes, about to leave. why the rush, can't you convince them to stay?

④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER;
and the evening, maybe even the morning after after... hours have passed but you just can't leave each other! or maybe one of you just won't...

⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL;
there's a tiger in the closet, a baby in the bathroom, and a total stranger curled up beside you. who is this person beside you, smelling of tequila and regret? do they know any more about what, or who, went down than you do?

⑥ WET AND WILD;
don't feel too lonely waking up by yourself -- the shower's on and the sound of water falling is mighty inviting. why don't you get cleaned up -- or down and dirty all over again?

⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE;
sleep? what is this sleep thing you speak of? dawn's breaking and neither of you have gotten a wink, or want one. who's ready for round xxx?

⑧ A BITTER PILL;
turns out the reason you scored wasn't your sparkling wit and magnetic confidence. your partner had an ulterior motive -- they already knew it and you're about to. recon? revenge? rebound? tag and find out, if you can handle the truth!

⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE;
that sleepy person in your living room had a great night -- with your roommate. well, might as well get to know each other while you're both there, right? ... right?

⑩ WILD CARD;
roll more than once and combine scenarios, choose your favorite, or make up your own!

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So the thing about having company over when you have pets is that unless you very deliberately lock them out of the bedroom, they will come interrupt time with said company when they feel like it.

Listen, Mister doesn't give a flying fuck what Harry gets up to so long as Bob isn't taking him for a spin. Mouse, on the other hand? Mouse is a very preternaturally smart animal/mystical guardian, but he's also a dog that has doggy needs. And one of those doggy needs is breakfast, and another is a morning piss. Harry can relate, really, he can!

But he does not need a giant hairy beast nosing into the bedroom and climbing up onto the bed to wake up Harry--and guest.

Harry makes a face in the wake of puffs of hot panting air in his face. Not the kind he normally likes. "That better be your morning breath and not the dog's," he mutters to the man he knows is not panting in his face like a dog that needs let out and to inhale a pound of kibble. He flaps a hand at Mouse's face. "'m up, 'm up, shoo, lemmie put some pants on..."