krampused ([personal profile] krampused) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-05-29 08:23 am

I woke up like this

WOKE UP MARRIED




You wake up somewhere...strange. You don't remember the previous night. In fact, you may not recognize what's going on at all.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married!
How to Play:
Make a top-level with character and canon, preferences, all that jazz.
Tag others.
You're now married. Congrats? Or here's a map to the courthouse, if you wanna get that annulled. Expect you'll have to untangle yourself from your spouse and figure out what the hell just happened.
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dr ratio | hsr | m/m

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[ 18+ m/m only. crosscanon and canonmates welcome, no malleable/blank slate protagonists. info and prefs are present on his journal. ]
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[ Time for her to internally panic and immediately attempt to go to the courthouse- ]
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startraveler: (Shinobu please calm down)

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[How in the world did it even happen...]
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Evan "Buck" Buckley ‍🚒 911

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Re: Evan "Buck" Buckley ‍🚒 911

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[What you think? Las Vegas trip gone wild?]

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sorry for delay, work OT

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[Tbh this is pretty much just canon for him. Crosscanon and canonmates are both welcomed, and Ranma can either be male or female for this, whichever you prefer!]
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emits: 𝘋𝘖𝘊𝘛𝘖𝘙 𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘎𝘌. (⊹˚₊ 𝟶𝟷𝟺 ₊˚⊹)

dr. stephen strange — mcu.

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( ota for general shenanigans (and a quick annulment). really only interested in wanda for shippy stuff. )
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(how did this happen???

also best of luck to you… you’re gonna need it)
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because im a fan of terrible decisions i couldnt resist lmao

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[That morning, Sae wakes up sore but in all the pleasant ways that matter. Sunlight pours in through the curtains, brushing across her face, making her tilt her face away to try and avoid the brightness of it. She lets out a small chirp of complaint and rolls over, instinctively seeking the warmth beside her. Her hand brushes against something hairy and it's enough to make her pause. Sleepily, she sits up, the covers slipping from her nude body. Sae glances down, first at herself, then at the man sprawled beside her, fast asleep. She blinks once. Twice. Something gleaming catches her eye and she glances down to her hand.

It's a ring, quite a stunning one actually; It a vibrant shade of blue and shimmers like water when the sunlight hits it just right. She frowns, heart skipping a beat. I didn't have this on last night is her internal worried thought. Her gaze shifts back to the man, taking in his appearance, even if it was just the back of him. His hand lies loosely curled on the bed, and she could see the same ring visible on his.]


Um.. [It was still not quite processing just yet. Her eyes flicker over the room, taking in the simplicity of it. Was she at an inn? The tiny black wings resting on her back rustle nervously, Sae reaching to rub at her face. A scroll of paper next to the bed has her swiping at it. She unrolls it, letting her eyes sleepily look over the printed text on it. She was skimming it, really. Her name at the bottom has her pausing yet again, especially when she notices a last name attached to her name that never had one to begin with. Altogether, it read: Sae Alberich, along with the name of the sleeping man beside her. Her eyes read the bold letters at the very top that say, MARRIAGE.] ..Oh. [She lets the marriage certificate drop to her lap, unsure of what to do now. What a great way to start the weekend!]

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((OOC: Interested or not, it's great to see Ivy getting played! I've got Delilah here, a professional adventuress from the 1800s. Happy to work up something if you'd like, if not, no worries!))

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[Underhill either spat him out in Ravka or Darkling fell in the Fold and slipped into the fairyland and somehow through some weird chaos and Fates being stupid, they wind up waking up with rings?]

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[Jill wakes quietly. Most that she does is quiet, from the small stretch of her legs beneath the blankets to her yawn. Old habits, even if Clive sleeps like the dead.

In the dim room, she lifts her hand to rub the sleep from her eyes. It's only then that she makes a noise.]


Ow.

[A ring to the eyelid is not only unpleasant, but unexpected. Especially when she doesn't wear jewelry.]

... what?

[That's louder.]

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[Manwhore mansplain manipulate optional?

In canon, Aizen spent decades pretending to be The Nicest Man in order to further his goals. He did then like... completely betray everyone and bossy bitch his way into exile and then a prison sentence. Good with any point on that timeline, really. Also perfectly willing to do canon mashup, work with previous or assumed CR, AU, whatev.]
Edited 2025-05-29 23:24 (UTC)
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pretend I got this out on time for the birthday boy

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[ It's becoming a little too familiar, the haze of waking somewhere she has to puzzle together with her eyes closed, unable to completely trust her memories, unable to recall much at all. Nothing else seems amiss, all of the aforementioned considered, not even her sprawled perch on what she's almost certain is a velvet armchair. Until she opens her eyes.

She's never seen this room before. She's barely seeing it now, thick curtains pulled tight, pervasive sunlight prying at the edges, and it takes too long to adjust to the spectacle, between her headache and and the creeping dread that she's far from where she was last night.

The room is a mess, towels, shoes, clothes scattered everywhere, a pile of tulle in the center of the room, enough roses to have once been a bouquet lie scattered, garish satin sheets on the floor even more than the bed...

Frankly, she's afraid to move. Is this what sleep paralysis feels like? ]


What the fuck.

that timestamp is an illusion

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