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① comment with your character.
② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent.
③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy.
④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep.

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and keep you awake all night so you're extra grumpy the next morning?

You'd put up with me.

perhaps, but you'll be making us both coffee

Not a problem. I make a good cup of coffee.

grind your own beans and froth the milk good?

I don't put milk in my coffee.

i'm trying to hate myself a bit less in the mornings, not peel the paint off my insides.

Fine. I'll froth your milk.

besides, something something caffeine leeching calcium and bone density. you don't want my bones to break, right?

<3

No we don't. Sugar, too?

nah. can only tolerate so much sweetness in my day.

Right. Frothy milk, no sugar. I can do that.

and none of that fake milk. just so we're clear.

Fake milk?

soy, almond, oat, coconut...

Those are actually real milks. You just want cow.

they absolutely are not, they're nut juice. and you're welcome to them all you want.

Nut milk.

whichever, i prefer your nut milk out of my coffee.

You don't have to worry about that.

besides, i don't think they froth as well.

I don’t know. It’s my first froth.

something about the fat content.
need me to supervise so you don't get it everywhere?

Might be best if you help me contain it.

just not in my hair this time.

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