Status

[lilpoundcake]

relationship status | a meme ♡

the single premise. single. taken. it's complicated. pining for my best friend. seriously, mentally devoted to my fellow mech pilot. in a committed relationship with the monster who ate my brother. dumped. whatever their lot in love, your character has been forced to wear a button displaying their relationship status for the world to see.

so, put their pride/shame in the header. then tag around!

Comments

Taken but it's complicated. Maybe single. Or not. We did hug. But there are larger concerns.

[openeyesnow]

[ The status eventually just devolves into meandering gray area. ]

[bountyfull]

[ Captain hypocrite here! ]

Have you considered talking to them about it...?

Ri!Kusuriuri | Mononoke (2007) | OTA

[meds4sale]

[The depths of his connection to the spirit of his sword (who also looks like a pallet swap of himself) are fathomless, but also they're open to others joining in because they're both varying flavours of Freaky.]

...It is...


...complicated.

[againstgod]

[the spirit of his sword, huh. what a coincidence.]

Most relationships are.

They call him "bob" | MCU (and I'm open to those two people.)

[avoidthechicken]

[He has a T-shirt that says "I'm in a relationship with my mental health" and a button that says "I have a crush" that is big enough for people to see from far away. With his head in his hands.

Occasionally he tries to pull it off which, given super strength, he can't get it off, is pretty impressive.]

...Why don't I just.

Throw myself into the sun-

[head in hands. Oh god. Don't let Yelena. Walker. Bob is bisexual he likes them both. see.]

[juniorvarsitycap]

No sun tossing, Bobby.

and they were roommates (oh my god they were roommates).

[wendypleakley]

[I feel the need to inform everyone that the icon used for this post is Pleakley and Jumba deciding to discover the essence of true love together. That's just legitimately a subplot in one of the show's episodes.]

[dancethroughthedanger]

[Glorious.]

... Is that code for boyfriends?

Classic "a woman in every port" situation

[destroyersrow]

Aaah, what a sinner I am...

[dancethroughthedanger]

A woman in every what...?

[hi half-genie girl who's never heard that age-old expression before]

Engaged to multiple women and has wannabe suitors after his hand. Long story.

[catsgothistongue]

[on the back of his shirt is another button written: "has been on dates with spirits and a clone of his femaleself as well"]

[imnotarrogant]

That doesn't sound entirely legal.... Definitely morally wrong though.

Pining for a certain zombie girl and a bird girl

[dancethroughthedanger]

[Hiding her face in her big ole ponytail. Nothing to look at here folks. Just a genie girl dying of embarrassment.]

Divorced due to "circumstances"

[partraeb]

[Not really acknowledging or dignifying his button with a look.]

honestly never certain on any given day lately

[etics]

is it the void of space? is space the problem?

Somewhere between "single" and "it's complicated" depending on the day.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

[And also a hopeless flirt.]

[aspolyhymnia]

Oh, guess I don’t need to worry if I want to flirt with you.

Single and ready to mingle

[lightsparks]

[Addionally one of his squad mates Lubomir has added an additional post-it that says "please get this man a boyfriend so he stops sulking."]

I'm not sulking.

Open! So open! To almost anything!

[johnnygobs]

[T shirt: "Will probably back out if actually asked."]

A widower

[morganknight]

[Actually two-for-two on dead partners, just was only married to one.]

Obsessed with a mortal girl with a tail.

[intertwinedfates]

"Obsessed" is such an unflattering way of putting it!

[secondedge]

Wow that button's calling you out!

space apocalypse keeps cockblocking, so...single?

[adroits]

[bigplace]

Tell me about it.

divorced. alimony was a bitch.

[chems]

and so was she.

[excogitating]

Well, I know a thing or two about marriage myself.

That's not true. My wedding night involved me getting stabbed and smashing a raider in the face. You know, I bet his name wasn't even Monty!

But look at this, we're talking! We're sharing!

Divorced. Possibly ready to move on.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Kind of sucks.

[renegadedoc]

Only move on when you feel ready. Too fast and it'll just feel wrong.

would pick 'marry' in fmk with his team every time

[bewildering]

[ bob's squinting at the label. ] That's just the best option! I don't want to kill anyone..

[endof_theline]

I think kiss can also be an option.

bro, tell the whole world we're bros

[batlan]

you are my world, bro

[vetmed]

Bro… For real?

Widower

[renegadedoc]

((Ignoring the last season for this meme.))

Former fangirl turned friend zoned

[heyyourenotsonic]

Aha... no comment.

Still holding a candle to his ex

[imnotarrogant]

...wow. Rude.

Widower.

[yourfavorite]

I have had other relationships since, but presently I am single once more.

Single and not interested in drafting prenups

[voo]

…

I’m devoted to other duties. Hehe.

chronically single.

[thirstavenger]

[ He's not pouting. Absolutely not pouting. ]

[lightsparks]

There are better things to focus on anyway. [While he does have a button that say "single and ready to mingle", someone added an additional note reads "please get this man a boyfriend so he stops sulking". He'd pull it off, if it wasn't stuck by super glue. Pulling at it might ruin his uniform.

Oh yeah his uniform is vaguely in the style of 40's military fashion.]