Love me tinder

[lovemod]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

[santalamuerte]

What sort of smells are you talking about?

I wouldn't call it a deal-breaker, but I'd like more context.

[krobus]

I have lived in the sewers and I worry that I will be unpleasant to humans.

[santalamuerte]

I'd be more concerned about sanitation than scent. Are you adverse to any water or soaps?

If you require residency, I think an arrangement can be made.

[krobus]

I'm very clean! The smell just lingers. Maybe it's my body?

[santalamuerte]

Maybe? Your biology is intriguing and also an enigma.

But I wouldn't worry about those details. What matters most is your personality.