sunday texting

[khaleesock]

TEXTING MEME
You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

[emits]

and i'll have you know that any disguise or camouflage i choose to don are more impressive than the things you wear to a baseball game
no one would spot me

[littlewitch]

Natasha said the more simple a disguise was, the better to blend in.

Do you want to test that? You get your best disguise together and I'll see if I can find you.

[emits]

and far be it for me to argue with the dearly departed

( especially because... it's sort of his fault that... she's dead... 😬 )

it would be unfair to subject either of us to that because you would never find me

[littlewitch]

It would be tacky of you.

( good job making things depressing now by reminding her of that fact. )

The return of the 'e'. Now I think we should try this experiment.

[emits]

( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

it would be tacky of me to agree to this experiment

[littlewitch]

Would it? Or are you just that afraid you might not win...

[emits]

it would be tacky of me to disagree with you and proclaim that i am not afraid because i would kick your ass and win
so i won't

[littlewitch]

Funny, that sounds a bit like you did say it. In a roundabout way.

[emits]

it's up to interpretation

[littlewitch]

I think I've landed on my interpretation.

[emits]

you are welcome to share with the class and elaborate

[littlewitch]

Maybe I prefer to keep in to myself. For now.

[emits]

you are also welcome to that
it's not in my nature to pry

( yes it is )

[littlewitch]

I want you to know that statement made me laugh. Not just chuckle, but laugh.

[emits]

you should've kept that to yourself
saying my jokes are funny will only inflate my ego and provoke me to crack further jokes

[littlewitch]

Hindsight.
Maybe I'm willing to suffer that to provoke a few more jokes.

[emits]

( "a small price to pay..." )

the last words of people unfortunate enough to hear my jokes

[littlewitch]

There are worse deaths to have than death by mediocre jokes

[emits]

and there aren't worse deaths than death by cutting insults
ouch

[littlewitch]

A truly cutting insult would have been if I said your jokes were 'mediocre at best'

[emits]

death by a thousand cuts

[littlewitch]

I'm sorry. What if I give you a freebie to tell one joke and I'll promise only laugh and praise it no matter how much it might deserve a groan

[emits]

i appreciate the offer but i don't need pity laughs
not that i don't accept forced laughs but those only came from a sense of obligation and subordination

[littlewitch]

Well I can't see myself ever fitting into those categories...

I guess we'll just have to settle for waiting for more genuine laughs

[emits]

and i would not want that
yes i suppose we'll just have to wait and see if i can be funny again